Stupid/Funny In Game quotes (add yours)

Me and Malau,
Wings of a Bat,
Heart of a Snake
Eye of the Tiger
Put them all together and got yourself a zoo

Me: I am a fail devil Malau!!!
Malau: Why is that?
Me: Well whenever I try to be a devil everyone goes, Oh man that is so cute gengie
Malau: Well it is

Daevor,

I would come get you but that might look wrong...

Grrrr let me remember the rest,

Typical scene in kkp
scene 1
Me tanking.....
*while almost reaching kkp*
Me: /s erm guys, can i go to the bathroom?? I really need to pee.....
Others: /s =.= NOT AGAIN! Can't you hold it in????
Me: /s not really....
Someone else: Next time put a bottle in your room.
Me: /s buying a lvl 70 bottle. Need it URGENT! Paying well!!!!
Another person: . . . . . weirdos.

scene 2
Me running along...... screen freeze... DC... relogs....
Me: ewwww death by lag and dc!!
Senza: lmao!! death by lag rocks!!!
*senza gets dc and relogs*
Senza: .__. fail!!
Me: woot!!!! death by lag and dc ftw!!!
Senza: yay!!!
*another person gets dc and comes back*
person: wtf.....
Senza: woot! chain dc. Who's next?

hahahahahahaha roflmao

Sause: I bet you can't make me one of your super awesome catch frazes Gengie
Me: Wanna bet? Hot Sause, his spice is so over the top even marlone chucks him out. Beat that!
Sause: Damn

Nimmie1400: So what you guys doing?
Miloda: Stuff
Nimmie1400: cool...
Me: Dying
Miloda: Painful
Me: No not really
Miloda: huh
Me: I'm more donating my HP to the monsters
Nimmie1400: LOL
Me: yes, they are holding a give blood campain

HanaiChirin: Maple, are you male or female?
MapleSugar: Female. I have boobs.
Hanai: Why. Does. Everyone I ask 'male or female' tell me they have bewbs. I don't need proof! -.-
Mayu: I have bewbs.
Maple: I have boobs
Tomoko: I have bewbs too

Minoes wrote:

HanaiChirin: Maple, are you male or female?
MapleSugar: Female. I have boobs.
Hanai: Why. Does. Everyone I ask 'male or female' tell me they have bewbs. I don't need proof! -.-
Mayu: I have bewbs.
Maple: I have boobs
Tomoko: I have bewbs too

*points* LMAO!!! what if i have manboobs? do those count?? *not that i have them anyways*

I dunno, ask him lol !

Got a whole archive of Cloth Quotes.... x3

you can't judge a female just on them having boobs........

Malau: come to greece to see me?? BWAHAHA!
bring Mo along o.o
Minoes: Too far away, lol
Malau: ill give u sc and u can get a perm mount .__.
i think the mount can get u here
Minoes: Do you fly through Schiphol? XD
Malau: depends on the mount that i get for you.. if its the scarab, it goes via egypt! LOL
Minoes: XD
Malau: btw, u should save this convo and put it up in the forum at that quote thread or whatever thread it was
starting from the "come to greece part" XD

hahahaha perfect!

I can't put all the names but I swamped by like 10 people wanting me to pty them >.< I was just having fun running round healing people and they started saying pty me plz over and over I kept running in the end I had about 5 people followeing me spaming pty me plz, it was strange....

Abbyss,
Boy: oh Gengie I can just bet you'll need to use the bathroom the moment I mob
Me: Well I bet you a level 30 fighters axe I wont
Boy: ok here I go *mobs*
Mob ends
Boy: so how you holding
Me: ^#%$ bathroom break!
Boy: roflmao
Me: back
Boy: I can tell your a girl
Me: What how?
Boy: you wipe

Can't remember exactly but... one of my silly typos ._.

Me: okay~ good night guys. i'm gonna afk bend over in uru
Me: vend* VEND. TYPO FTL
Guildies: *spank spank*
Me: -.-''

riiigggghhhhtttt... im sure that was a typo... knowing you :p

- this is from the apoline server i jsut saw it on one of my screenies >.> thought it was a lil funny (lotion is a old cloud9 guildie of mine)

D: well i thought these were funny

tehehehe, mojo's awesome but of course im awesomer!!!! XD

yea i did it was funny i should pay more attention to guild chats >.>
and post them here and the guild site

Looool xD Malau la lau... Can't believe I wasn't there! XD

yea it was funny XD you shoulda been D:

I'll be there next time!

Some funny convs from TRT ._.

wow thats all i got to say

man, i need to ss a lot of the guild's convo... we have soo many of them.. XD

i think it speaks for itself >.>

O.O WAT THE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought you ssed the earlier one... not this one.... i swear i have no idea who that MalauKnight is... must be some ebil alien twin!!!! *acts innocent* i swear, i know nothing!

Mwhahahahaahah Malau was on a roll ROFL!!!!