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PostSubject: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:43 pm

Citizens of Fiesta United! I give you "Game Battleship Apoliner"! My latest (And still ongoing) story that`s all the rage in the distant lands of Apoline. It`s an interactive story there, readers can apply, join the ship as a character, and have influence in how the story develops. I hope you enjoy it... no, I`m sure you will Wink Any questions, comments, death-sentences, just leave a post~! Neo out!

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 1: The Underground Pond

- Burning Rock

The red sky crowned the cinder covered fields of Burning Rock. On the lava ponds bubbles slowly formed themselves and popped in a vicious circle. But you guys already know what Burning Rock looks like, right? So let`s cut to the point… a few meters away from the entrance to Guardian`s Holy Shrine, two figures tried to remain unnoticed, hidden by a few pines whose branches had seen better days and some depressions of the terrain (On Apoline, even the terrain is depressed *Drums*)

They were a red haired fighter guy, wearing his red and yellow McDonalds armour, and a cat-eyed cleric girl, sporting two ponytails. Strangely enough, they weren`t fighting any monsters, which is what you would expect from a duo such as this in this place. You don`t precisely go to Burning Rock for the 5 o`clock tea. Unless you`re The Human Torch or a Charizard. Anyway, while the girl looked around, the fighter was hitting the rock on the border of the map hard with his two-handed sword, like an armoured lumberjack knight…



Lenore: Are you sure this is… um… “Legal”
Neo: Nope! *Keeps hacking at the rock*
Lenore: And that it`ll work, at least?
Neo: Nope! *Hits harder* Yaaaarghh--!!
Lenore: Well… *Hesitates* Well, you know that the only reason I`m here is…!
Neo: Aw c`mon, Len! *Stops attacking the wall* Hahaha~ You should`ve seen your face when I told you I found this secret passage to Guardian`s Holy Shrine
Lenore: Tchyeah, secret passage… *Looks to the side, bitter* Where d`you find it anyway? The map you showed me looked as if it had been drawn by a three-year-old
Neo: Well… I… found it *Picks up sword and starts digging on the wall again*
Lenore: Where?
Neo: On the ground, okay?
Lenore: On the ground?!
Neo: Yeah! I was sitting beside the stairway in Uruga looking at the sky, and I saw it lying there, near a bush, so I took it…
Lenore: Sitting there again? Looking upwards? Pretending nobody knows you do it to look up the skirts of the girls?
Neo: Hey, it`s legal, okay? Check the TOS
Lenore: One day you`ll get what you deserve…
Neo: I do already. Some fighters wear skirts too. I`ve had some nasty surprises *Shudders as he keeps hitting the stone*
Lenore: Tch… and why don`t you use an axe instead of a sword?
Neo: Last time I checked, you had a HAMMER in your hand, so why don`t you help? And I like swords more…
Lenore: Well, but I`m sure an axe would make the job quicker, and I`m not gonna use the hammer, because it won`t do anyth…
Neo: *Turns around* Listen, if you`re gonna keep whining like a T… *Suddenly, all the rocks behind Neo fell to the ground, revealing a passage where he had been digging* H… hey! *Smiles widely*
Lenore: *Surprised* W… whoa… this…
Neo: Yeah, this is it! *Pulls out map and looks at it* See? I told you it was here we had to dig!



Lenore: *Sarcastic* Yeah, we just had to avoid the… *Reads* “Boss”
Neo: Heheh, yeah! And we did a good job at it!
Lenore: The best of jobs *Sarcasm was getting over 9000*
Neo: Hahaha~! C`mon Lenny! *Puts a hand around her shoulders and points to the newly formed cave* We`re gonna get into the Holy Shrine, we`re gonna grind, we`re gonna get 1337 exp, and we`re gonna level!
Lenore: I have a bad feeling about this…
Neo: Oh geez, what do we have to lose?
Lenore: Exp
Neo: Oh… well… yeah, but… um… what else?
Lenore: Heh, we might as well give it a shot…
Neo: That`s the spirit! Now let`s go!

- Underground passage

Neo: *Imitates Steve Irwin`s voice as they walk inside the cavern* Come on, let`s geu! Let`s geu on an advenchor!
Lenore: Oh stuff it…
Neo: Let`s GEU! Follow me, it`ll be an advenchor!
Lenore: You do this just because I`m Australian, right?
Neo: *Ignores her and starts looking at the gems that decorated the walls of the cave, pointing at them as they walk* Gorgeous! Gorgeous!
Lenore: Well, sorry to interrupt your Discovery Channel fantasy, but it doesn`t look we`re getting anywhere near the Holy Shrine… *Looks around*
Neo: Crikey! *Lenore glares at him* Okay, I`ll stop… why do you say that, though? These gems looks just like the ones on the Shrine…
Lenore: Yeah, but we`re going the wrong way…
Neo: Huh? We`re underground…
Lenore: Yeah, but we just took a turn to the left, and the shrine should be on the right…
Neo: Len, are you a mole? *Lenore glares again* Okay, okay… anyway, let`s keep going, this has to lead somewhere…
Lenore: Aha, besides, if we turn back now, what will the readers think?
Neo: Yeah *Looks at the camera and smiles* We love you guys
Lenore: This is strange, though…
Neo: Yeah, that no CL has moved this to the fanfiction section already…
Lenore: Not that, the fact that there is a map that doesn`t figure on any official guide and that… well… nobody knows about
Neo: Yeah… wait, you mean this passageway, right?
Lenore: *Gives Neo the “I can`t believe how dumb you can be sometimes” look* Yeah. This passage
Neo: Ah, yeah… it`s strange. The map too… *Takes out map and takes a look at it*
Lenore: Well, SPECIALLY the map… *Touches the stone walls of the cave and the crystals as she walks* The absence of monsters is disturbing, too…
Neo: Oh don`t worry, there`ll be thousands of monsters when we get to the Shrine…! And I`ll beat them all!! *Takes out his sword and strikes a cool pose while walking*
Lenore: Yeah, I`m itching to hit something, too
Neo: Oh, but you won`t. You`ll be healing me
Lenore: Excuse me?
Neo: *Talks without looking at Lenore, with his eyes fixed on the road* You know clerics only exist to buff and heal us fighters, that`s all they have to do, they`re our slaves, if they hit the monsters that means they suck as clerics, because they`re a support class and we fighters are not…
Lenore: Wha…?!
Neo: Heh… *Turns around*



Lenore: Oh…
Neo: Gotcha
Lenore: I should stop falling for tha… *Notices something behind Neo* Oh my god
Neo: *Eyes fixed on Lenore without turning around, paralyzed* There`s a giant monster behind me, right?
Lenore: No
Neo: A GM?
Lenore: No
Neo: Myles
Lenore: Nope
Neo: A PKKKKKK`er
Lenore: Nuh-uh…
Neo: *Gasp* A lawyer
Lenore: Just turn around, geez!

And Neo did so. Not because he has a tendency to obey women, oh no. Pfffft, how could you think that, shame on you. He turned around because the situation called for it. And what he saw, left him speechless, and you gotta be special in order to render him speechless because he always has something stupid to say. They both were staring at a huge chamber that was definitely not the Guardian`s Holy Shrine, but instead a sort of huge underground pond, like the one on that movie with a friendly sea monster, which looked like Nessy… umm… what was the name again? It was the name of the monster, I think… Agh, well, never mind, a big underground pond. But what made them open their eyes wider than those of one of those frail Chihuahuas girls like Paris Hilton like to carry on their purses and give silly names to, was not the pond itself, but what was laying on it. On the middle of the chamber, there was an enormous ship resting over the water, it looked more like a spaceship than a regular ship. Well, no, it looked like a regular ship, it`s only that I`m the author and I know it`s really a spaceship. By the way, sorry, that was a spoiler.



Lenore: Wha… wow… *Gazes upon the ship*
Neo: I… I… I`m out of stupid things to say…
Lenore: Good… *Takes a couple of steps forward*
Neo: W… wait! It could be dangerous! *Stops her without taking his eyes from the ship*
Lenore: W… why? *They were drunk from the sight they were beholding*
Neo: Well… now we`re kinda certain nobody has been here before… which means we have absolutely no clue as to what we may find around here. There could be three Helgas lurking around for all we know!
Lenore: You`re just trying to look cool
Neo: Always
Lenore: Well, I don`t see three Helgas here, I`m going to check that thing out… *Keeps walking forward*
Neo: *Keeps looking at the ship a bit more* H… hey, wait for me! *Walks hurriedly after her*

TO BE CONTINUED...

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:44 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 2: Nautic Terms

After following a mysterious underground passage that was supposed to lead them into the Guardian`s Holy Shrine, Neoshaman and Lenore end up on an underground chamber filled with water, and, on its center, an enormous ship that was just begging to be explored (AKA the ship was “Asking for it”)…

- Underground Pond

Neo: *Walks beside Lenore towards the ship* Whe… where did this thing come from? What`s it doing here?
Lenore: I have no idea Neo… it looks so weird…
Neo: Exactly!
Lenore: What?
Neo: Well, check it out! *Points to the ship* It has nothing to do with the general style of the game! It`s metallic, kinda futuristic… *Checks the ship a bit more* It has CANNONS, for god`s sake!
Lenore: Cannons? *Follows Neo`s finger* Holy [CENSORED], you`re right!! It has a [CENSORED] of cannons!
Neo: It`s clearly a battleship…
Lenore: Yeah, huh? Also, the deck is [CENSORED] huge… and the bridge… we should board this [CENSORED]
Neo: Len… why are you cursing so much…?
Lenore: I`m not [CENSORED] cursing
Neo: Um… yes, you are
Lenore: Argh… [CENSORED]… yeah, I know…
Neo: What`s the matter?
Lenore: I`m [CENSORED] excited about all this [CENSORED], and when I get excited I start to [CENSORED] curse like a [CENSORED]
Neo: I see… well, don`t worry Len, everything`s gonna be all right…
Lenore: I`m not [CENSORED] worrying, don`t treat me like a [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
Neo: Crikey… okay! Well, you said we should board the ship and check it out, right? Um, how can we do that…?
Lenore: I`m sure there`s a way to get on… *They start walking around the body of water surrounding the ship* Ah, there it is! Look, there`s a ladder over there, we can get on the ship using it!
Neo: Aha, aha… this is an important lagoon, though… *Looks at the water*
Lenore: Yup, we`ll have to get wet *Neo opens his mouth* Make a joke and I`ll neuter you *Neo closes his mouth*
Neo: I wonder if the water`s cold…
Lenore: Aww, what`s the matter? Scared? Come on, Neo, let`s geu! It`ll be an advenchor, come on!
Neo: It`s not that! Only that…
Lenore: Come on, let`s GEU!!
Neo: *Stewie`s voice* Silence, woman! Neo is never scared!
Lenore: Then act is if you were a man and get into the water!
Neo: Of course I will! But you`re forgetting what a gentleman I am~ *Makes a gesture to her and then to the water* Ladies first~ *Lenore glares at him* Oh, whatever… *Starts walking into the water*
Lenore: Much better
Neo: *Closes eyes tightly as water begins flooding his armour* BLAST!!

- Apoliner`s Deck

Neo: *Sitting on the deck, soaked* Well, that sucked…
Lenore: What a crybaby, I actually enjoyed it *Squishes water out of her ponytails*
Neo: You say that because you`re not wearing THIS *Points at his armour*
Lenore: Hahaha~! You`re a walking McDonalds ad
Neo: Ahhh, shuddup… *Leans against the ship`s wall* So, here we are…
Lenore: Yeah, here we are… *Places her hands on her waist and glances at the bridge, her body dripping water in a moment of fanservice for the guys*



Neo: Aha…
Lenore: *Looks at him* What are you looking at?
Neo: Nothing *Gets up* Let`s take a look around!

So, they walked around the deck, trying to count how many cannons, gunports and turrets that thing had, admiring the view from up there, staring in awe at the powerful beak in the front, and all those things you do when you`re exploring a huge battleship. When they decided to check out the bridge they found out the ship actually had a lot of rooms, kitchen, restrooms…

Dane Cook: Why do they call them restrooms? Is there anybody just RESTING in this ROOM? Is anybody walking in… *Collapses on the floor* And, here`s my question, why? Okay, why when you use the public restroom, WHY is EVERYTHING WET?! EVERYTHING is WET!!

… anyway, bathrooms (The good kind), play room (With pool, arcades, pinballs, TV, vending machines, couchs, etc.) and a lot of passageways connecting everything, it all looked like a mobile hotel. With cannons.

- Apoliner`s Bridge

Lenore: *Enters the bridge with Neo, thrilled* [CENSORED]!! This place is [CENSORED] awesome!!
Neo: Hahaha, it is indeed! Just calm down a bit, Len…
Lenore: It`s like a [CENSORED] mobile hotel!
Neo: Yeah, the narrator just said that…
Lenore: [CENSORED] the narrator!! *Starts walking around the bridge* This is from where everything else is controlled, right?
Neo: Yup, looks like it. Look at all the computers and panels… everything`s powered off, though…
Lenore: Well, yeah, looks like this thing hasn`t been used in a loooong time… I wonder if it still works…
Neo: Hey, but… why is this thing so heavily armed? So many cannons and stuff…
Lenore: Yeah, what the [CENSORED] was this thing used for? It surely makes one wonder
Neo: Len, please, we have minors reading this
Lenore: Aw, c`mon! Zappy already knows these words and much more. Anyway, you`re right, I`ll stop.
Neo: Hey Len, look! *Unrolls some papers that were lying over one of the control panels* It`s a diagram of the ship…



Neo: Grand… Battleship… Apoliner…
Lenore: So that`s what this thing`s called… sounds pretty neat, huh?
Neo: Yeah… though this diagram looks a bit incomplete… and not very professional
Lenore: Oh, well… but look at all the things it has! Um… a… rawrbeak
Neo: What`s a N.O.O.B.? Sounds like the name of a “Kids Next Door” chapter
Lenore: Why is the observatory fail?
Neo: Maybe it`s not completely built? *Shrugs*
Lenore: “Incredible Hull”… now this looks as if you had written it
Neo: Hey, I don`t own bad puns! And check this out, the one who wrote this had no idea what this was… *Points*
Lenore: So many mysteries…*Stops looking at the diagram and turns around* Oh, look, this ship may be super technological but it still has a wheel…
Neo: Huh? *Stands and goes beside her* Whoa, nice! *Walks around the wheel* It`s like an old one, but with a modern touch… I wonder if its just for show, though
Lenore: I don`t think so, look… *Lenore pointed at the center of the wheel, there was a keyhole there* … that looks important, I bet that`s the main power
Neo: Whoa, to think that this beast is set into motion with such a tiny key…
Lenore: Wicked. If only we had that key we`d have some fun today
Neo: Hmmm… w… wait a second… *Neo sinks his hand into his pocket*
Lenore: What?
Neo: J… just a second… *Shuffles around, looking for something*
Lenore: What are you looking f--?
Neo: One second, okay? Do you see me carrying any backpack? I have to carry all my darn inventory in my pockets just like everyone else. And in my case that includes a shield, chocolates, petals and a friggen axe, and… ah, here it is! *Pulls out something from his pocket*
Lenore: What is it, what is it? *Neo opens his hand to reveal a cool-looking golden key* Wha…?!



Neo: Yeah…
Lenore: First the map, and then this, you`re getting more suspicious every second, where the heck did you get that from?!
Neo: Well, you`ll never believe me…
Lenore: What, from the ground too? Whose skirt were you trying to look up?
Neo: I was trying to look up the skirt of life!!
Lenore: Whoa… that`s deep
Neo: Thanks
Lenore: For serious now
Neo: I mined it
Lenore: Huh?
Neo: I mined it out of an ore. I was with a friend, helping him with a mining quest on Echo Cave, right? So I start hitting ores with my pickaxe and collecting everything, until I hit one and this key comes out of it…
Lenore: The key came out of an ore? It was inside?
Neo: Yeah. Kinda like Jurassic Park… it looked really strange, and, like this ship, it looked different from the rest of the items in the game, so I saved it.
Lenore: Strange
Neo: You bet. I completely forgot about it, though, it happened like a month ago. I`m just used to carrying junk in my inventory, lots of sentimental stuff too~
Lenore: [CENSORED]
Neo: AW, COME ON!!
Lenore: What are you waiting for?! Try the darn key!
Neo: Crikey, you`re right! *Neo took the key as he kneeled down to face the keyhole, and as he got the key nearer, it started to glow* L… Len, check this out!
Lenore: The key`s glowing?!
Neo: Y… yeah… *Slowly takes the key nearer* The hole, it`s glowing too!
Lenore: DO IT ALREADY!!
Neo: I`m on it, I`m on it! *Neo plunges the key inside the keyhole and twists it, with a smile on his face, same as Lenore*



Nothing happens

Lenore: *Still smiling* … well?
Neo: *Smiling too* … I don`t know…
Lenore: Isn`t something… supposed to happen? The key was glowing
Neo: I saw that too *Twists it again* Argh… *Again* Come… *Again* on, you… *Again* stupid key…! *And again* BLAST!!
Lenore: *Sigh* What do we do now?
Neo: *Sits on the ground* I don`t know… we can…
Lenore: OWCH!!
Neo: Huh? *Looks at her, Lenore was making strange poses*
Lenore: OW! ARGH!
Neo: Len, are you okay? *Gets up*
Lenore: Yeah, it`s just… my cat… argh… she clinged onto my back… owch… and then climbed all the way up to my head… nghh… and now… she`s… she has her claws… in my… ARGH, in my nose…
Neo: Auch
Lenore: I`ll just… ow, log off for a while… okay? OWCH, YOU SON OF--- *Logs off*
Neo: Well figures, tomorrow`s caturday *Looks at the key in his hands, still glowing from the proximity with the keyhole* What is all this? What does this mean? Maybe I should explore some more…

Neo`s mom: AGUUUUUS, DINNEEEEEEER---!!
Neo: Or maybe not *Logs off*

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:45 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 3: Welcome to the Slaughterhouse

Alter exploring the mysterious ship, which name had turned out to be “Apoliner”, and trying Neo`s golden key without success, Lenore had to log off due to some problems with her cat, and Neo had to log off because of some problems with… his stomach, I guess? He had to go eat. They both ended the day peacefully (Well, not Lenore), unaware of the perils they would face the following day…

- Forest of Slumber

The sun shone over the Forest of Slumber, hitting Neo`s spiky crimson hair as he spoke on his purple whisphone…
Neo: Hey! Lenny, how are you?
Lenore: Good! Phew, I finally can log in today…
Neo: What happened with your cat?
Lenore: You don`t wanna know. All you need to know is that she`s still alive
Neo: Oh… I see…
Lenore: Hey! Yesterday was crazy, huh?
Neo: You bet! And the best thing is that only us seem to know about that thing!
Lenore: We should go again soon, huh?
Neo: Yeah… well… I`m a bit busy right now…
Lenore: Oh yeah? What are you doing?
Neo: Taking care of Flame Sylphs…
Lenore: Ahhhh… questing?
Neo: Yeah… questing…
Lenore: I see… okay then, talk to you later, mate!
Neo: Yup, seeya later! *Hangs up the whisphone*



Neo turned his attention back to the Flame Sylph he had between his arms. They were both laying against a tree, the Sylph`s back against the trunk, with her eyes half closed, looking at him

Sylph: Who was it…?
Neo: *Puts the phone away as he leaned closer* Nobody…
Sylph: *Places a finger on Neo`s lips* I wanna know…
Neo: You don`t need to know… *Kisses the sylph deeply, placing a hand on her cheek*
Sylph: Oh Neo… *Gives in to the kiss, closing her eyes* Mhhhh…
Neo: Hmmm… *Starts sliding his other hand around the Sylph`s waist, when his whisphone starts ringing again* Argh…!!
Sylph: *Sigh*
Neo: Just a sec… *Takes the phone out and answers* Yes?!
Attila: Hey Neo, it`s Attila!
Neo: Attila, hi. What`s the matter? I hope someone`s dying, because if…
Attila: Actually, a lot of people are dying
Neo: Oh good… wait, what?
Attila: It`s Ako, she`s gone wild!
Neo: Hawt
Attila: Not that way! I don`t know what the heck happened to her, we were grinding on abyss and suddenly her eyes turned red and she started attacking everyone!
Neo: What? You mean she`s doing it right now?
Attila: Yeah! I`m trying to keep everyone alive healing, because, you know I`m one of the best clerics in Apoline, I`ve empowered all my heals and cooldown and I always…
Neo: Yeah, yeah, I know that
Attila: Well, I`m trying to keep people alive and also trying to get Ako outta here so she can`t harm anyone, otherwise people will think she`s a PK
Neo: But she`s a PKK…
Attila: Technically, but she once killed a PKK
Neo: Wait, that means she`s a PKKK?
Attila: No, she`s not a PKKK, she likes to kill those, actually
Neo: Aha, so that would make him a PKKKK, right?
Attila: Kinda, but… *Realizes what he`s talking about and shakes his head* Agh! Listen, there`s no time for explanations, I need you to come help me with this, I can`t do it alone!
Neo: Yeah, I`m on my way. Where do we meet?
Attila: I`ll get her out, so meet me in Uruga in some minutes
Neo: Gotcha. Also, get all the help you can… because mercy is a thing Ako does not know… at least that`s what her siggy used to say *Hangs up the whisphone*
Sylph: *Sigh* You have to go…?
Neo: Unfortunately, yes… *Caresses the sylph`s cheek* I`m sorry, cutie…
Sylph: *Looks down* It`s okay… you sounded worried
Neo: And I need to hurry up too… *Puts the phone away*
Sylph: *Looks up, worried* Will you be back?
Neo: Erm… yeah, I will! Just make sure you stay alive, okay? *Winks*
Sylph: I will *Smiles*
Neo: *Points* And remember, no attacking…
Sylph: *Completes the phrase*… other players, I know
Neo: Heheh, good~ I`ll see you later! *Runs away*
Sylph: Bye! *Waves*

- Uruga

Attila had finally managed to pull Ako out of the abyss, but little did he know about the little effect that would have…
Attila: *Grabbing Ako by the arms, dragging her down the stairs to Uruga`s central plaza* Ako, pull yourself together! What`s wrong with you?
Ako: *Eerie voice* Nothing is wrong with me! Let me go!
Attila: You killed a load of people there in abyss! Now they`re all gonna go to the forums and rant! Some of them will even make new threads, I hope you`re happy!
Ako: I am! I am happy killing! LET ME GO!!
Attila: Fine, fine, but you`re not going back into abyss! *Lets Ako go, and stands between her and abyss* And the joke`s on you, because this isn`t a PVP… *Ako lifts her axe and chops a mage`s head off* … area… what the…?!

The guy who plays the mage: *Sitting in front of his laptop* WHAT THE EFF?! OUTSPARK SUCKS, WoW HERE I COME!



Ako: Yes… YES… *Looks at the mage`s body with her eyes wide open* But it`s not enough… I want MORE… *Looks around at all the people watching him, as a huge grin appears on her face*
Attila: Oh dear… *Ako starts killing everyone near her with a swing of her axe*
Cleric guy: Hey Ako! Wanna plvl me? *Ako cuts him in half* You could`ve just said no…
Fighter dude: *Opens shop* Hahaha, you can`t kill me now! *Ako splits the shroom in two with a Power hit*
Archer girl: Oh my god, like, that`s SO against the TOS! *Ako devastates her into next week*
Mage guy: Ako_Izumi, I am a PKK, and you, sir, are under arrest! *Ako whirlwinds him into pieces*
Attila: Agh… erm… it… it wasn`t me…
Lenore: Attila! *Arrives running* I`m here! Where`s Ako?!
Attila: Th… there she is… *Points at Ako, who was testing her axe`s edge against a cleric girls forehead* She`s the one with an axe…
Lenore: Oh my god, why did you let her go…?!
Attila: Hey, how was I supposed to know that she would be able to kill people here?!
Lenore: Good point
Attila: Thanks
Lenore: No, I mean, how the [CENSORED] can she kill people here in Uruga?!
Attila: I don`t know!! I don`t even know why she wants to kill people at all!
Neo: Hey! *Arrives running with Zappy*
Zappy: O hai guyz *Waves*
Neo: I brought Zappy with me, found him sleeping over some bushes on the elven woods
Attila: Neo, what took you so long?! Ako`s already taken on half of Uruga!
Neo: Hawt
Attila: I mean she KILLED them!
Neo: Oh you`re right… where is she?
Lenore: There *Points* Next to the pile of corpses
Zappy: Well, we`ll have to fight her
Neo: You think?
Zappy: I don`t see any other solution, if she can kill people out here like in abyss, we gotta see this place like we see abyss
Lenore: But we need to know why she`s doing this! She looks like she`s possessed or something…
Zappy: *Takes out his bow* On abyss you kill first and ask the questions later…
Neo: He has a point, if we stay here thinking about what to do there`ll be nobody to defend left
Lenore: Agh, okay then… *Prepares herself* Neo, you tank, I`ll keep you alive
Attila: *Hurriedly prepares himself too* I`ll heal too! *Glares at Lenore* Because I am a better cleric than you…
Lenore: *Scared* Fine, fine, I`ll attack a bit…
Neo: Did you just say “Attack”, cleric?
Lenore: Oh, stuff it…
Zappy: *Gets an arrow ready* Then I`ll be the DD, heheh~ *Looks at Attila* See how I am not a support class?
Attila: It`s called support too, man…
Zappy: *Tilts head* I don`t understand
Attila: Agh, never mind. Go Neo, kick her!
Neo: Kick her?
Attila: Y`know what I mean! Get aggro! C`mon!
Neo: Oh yeah… *Neo runs up to Ako and uses ensnaring kick, which is not a kick anymore* We`ll show her she`s playing Fiesta and not Quake III Arena!

Ako turned his head to them and glared at Neo with her red eyes, smirks, and jumps at them in a catlike fashion, ready to swing her axe as they all run her way. The screen turns into a whirlwind and starts spinning and zooming, battle music from Final Fantasy IX starts playing…

Battle music: Danananananana, danananananana, dana nana nana nana nanaaaa, dana nana nana nana nanaaaa, dan dan dan dan, dananananaaa naaa naaaa naaa nanaaaaaa, danananananana, danananananana~

Ako: *Eerie voice* Why is the normal music playing?! I should be a BOSS!!
Neo: *Stands with the others in front of Ako, in a row* Okay Ako, what`s wrong? Had a rough day or something? We all have them, man… I mean, woman
Ako: Hah, wrong? Nothing`s wrong… everything`s PERFECT!! *Lunges at Neo at top speed, swinging her axe*



Attila: *Lifts his hammer* INVINCE!! *Neo`s skin hardens and the axe fails to inflict any damage*
Ako: HAX!!
Zappy: Okay *Loads an arrow and aims* Here I c… *Lenore stops him with a hand*
Lenore: Not yet, Zappy
Zappy: Awgh, man… *Unloads the arrow*
Lenore: Ako, we know this is not you… *Ako turns to Lenore* You always talk about how crazy you are, and how you don`t forgive, and about you having no mercy… but we know you`re joking… in the end you`re a kind person… who… *Ako swings her axe one more and hurts Lenore`s arm* OW! YOU [CENSORED]!! *Hits Ako hard with her hammer*
Dyaevim: *Passes by* Oh!! Hey, guys, look over there!! *Points* A cleric who wants to ATTACK! Hahahaha! Isn`t that just funny?! I mean… a CLERIC who wants to ATTACK! Hahaha~!!
Lenore: *Puts her hands around her mouth to amplify the shout* [CENSORED] YOU!! *Shows him THE FINGER*

Neo: Len, watch out don`t grab aggro…!!
Attila: *Heals Len* Ako, for god`s sake, what are you doing?!
Ako: *Looks at them with a demented face* You don`t know anything… you all really don`t know anything… *Opens her eyes wide* YOU CAN`T STOP US!
Attila: “Us”…?
Lenore: What do you mean “Us”?
Zappy: Ah, stuff this… *Takes out an arrow again*
Lenore: Zap!
Zappy: Tch… *Puts it away*
Ako: *Slowly raises her axe* You… will… never… stop us…
Neo: Doesn`t look like she`ll be making any sense soon…
Attila: I know… *Steps forward* Everyone, stand back… *Puts his hammer in front of him* I`m going to exorcise this girl

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:46 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 4: The Exorcism of Ako Rose

On the previous chapter of “Game Battleship Apoliner”…

Dr. House and Jack Bauer are standing behind a truck on a parking lot in front of the entrance of a suspicious looking warehouse…
Dr. House: Okay Jack, the entire cast from “Friends” has kidnapped the president`s daughter and they`re keeping her hostage in this warehouse
Jack: I know House, but I have a bad feeling about this…
Dr. House: You seem to have those often. I`m starting to think it’s a good thing *Takes his stick and loads at as if it were a shotgun, a shotgun shell comes out of it* I only have 2 remaining shots for this thing
Jack: What is that…?
Dr: House: *Looks at Jack* It`s NOT Lupus… *Suddenly, the truck they were leaning against explodes*
Jack: *Rolls away from the explosion and puts his back against a car* Shoot, they found us!
Ross: *Standing in front of the warehouse with a rocket launcher in his shoulder* Whoa, whoa, whoa, look what we have here!
Rachel: *Holding a gun* They came alone, how foolish!
Dr. House: *He had ran away and was standing behind a van on the opposite side of the parking lot* That is not foolish *Comes out of the van and takes two shots at Rachel* Not washing your teeth everyday is *Hides again, but the shots miss*



Ross: *Aims with his rocket launcher at the van the Doctor is using as a shield* Now you shall taste the power of “The Divorce Force”
Jack: NO! *Jumps over the car and throws a grenade at Ross before he can pull the trigger* GET DOWN!! *The grenade flies in slow motion as, everyone`s eyes fixed on it*
Joey: *Gets out of the warehouse, smiling* Hey, hey, hey, what`s up? *Sees the grenade* Holy [CENSORED] *Gets in the warehouse again*
Just as the grenade is about to fall at Ross` feet, everything freezes. Nobody moves anymore, the grenade floats in the air, time has stopped. Hiro Nakamura and Peter Petrelli walk into the screen
Peter: Looks like we avoided another catastrophe…
Hiro: Hai, okagesama de genki desu… bokutachi no kachi da! Yatta!
Peter: Um, what?
Hiro: Oh, sori, I keep forgetting you not Ando *Dr. House slowly walks in their view from behind the van* Nandayooo?!
Peter: H… how can you move…?!
Dr. House: Science has yet to explain many things…
Hiro: B… but… I Hiro, I bend time and space! *House takes his stick and aims at them*
Peter: Y… tou can`t! You said you only had two more shells on that thing…!!
Dr. House: *Glares at them* Everybody lies… *Shoots*

Oh, shhhhhhhhoot…! That wasn`t the correct tape… *Takes it out* You all SO didn`t see that *Puts the correct one in* Well, if you don`t remember what happened in the last chapter, go read it again, no more time for recaps…!

- Uruga

Attila stood before the rest of us, with the bloodthirsty Ako in front of him…
Attila: I`m going to exorcise this girl
Lenore: What, exorcise?
Attila: Yes, she is obviously possessed by some kind of negative force…
Ako: You can`t stop us… you… can`t… stop us… youcan`tstopusyoucan`tstopusyoucan`tstopus….!!! *Lunges at Attila, who blocks her axe with his shield*
Attila: Stay back, guys!
Neo: Y… you don`t need any kind of help?
Attila: No, I can do this alone… *Ako rolls to the side and swings her axe back, Attila blocks it with his hammer, then Ako jumps to the side and inflicts a cut on his shoulder* OW! On second thoughts, seize her!
Lenore: Yeah! *Neo, Lenore and Zappy rush towards Ako to capture her*
Ako: Not so fast, idiots! *Ako opens her arms and shouts at them, using MOCK* YOU ALL SUCK!!
Neo: H… huh? What… what`s this feeling…? *Slowly grabs his sword by the handle*
Zappy: I… can`t control… myself… *Takes his bow*
Attila: What are you doing, guys?!
Lenore: I… can`t resist the urge… to attack her… instead of capturing her… *Lifts her hammer and attacks Ako, who dodges to the side*
Ako: Heheh… *Insane grin*
Zappy: So this is what monsters feel… *Starts shooting arrows at Ako, who avoids them with catlike agility* We`ll have to wait till the effect passes…!
Neo: Since when does mock affect other players, though?! *Cracks the earth before Ako with a POWER HIT, but Ako jumps over his head* Auch, why you little…!
Attila: *Tries to heal them all, since Ako was all into attacking now* C`mon guys, hang in there!
Ako: You`re pitiful, your attempts to resist are ridiculous! *Launches an attack against Zappy, who barely avoids it*
Zappy: Resist what, Ako?
Ako: Our invasion! We shall take over Isya, it is finally our time to rise!
Zappy: Who is “we”?
Ako: Hah, and you think I`m gonna tell you?
Zappy: I don`t think you will, since you probably don`t know anything…
Ako: Huh?
Zappy: You`re just trolling. Troll
Ako: What did you say?!
Neo: *Thinks* Good, Zappy`s trolling abilities are winning us time while they get us information…
Zappy: I don`t think there`s an invasion or anything, you just wanna justify yourelf
Ako: Justify?
Zappy: Yeah. You wanna get more Kill Points so that you can get into the Leaderboards
Ako: What… the… heck…
Zappy: You want to score more than me, huh? But I`m not letting that happen… *Aims a poisoned arrow at Ako`s forehead*
Ako: I don`t want to get into your stupid leaderboards!! There IS an invasion!



Zappy: O RLY
Ako: Yeah!!
Zappy: You have to say YA RLY
Ako: Oh… YA RLY
Zappy: NO WAI!!
Ako: SRSLY… wait, what am I doing?! *Lenore stealthily heals herself*
Neo: *Notices Lenore and thinks* Hm, Lenore healed, that means we`re not under mock any more… it`s our chance to capture Ako… but first I have to weaken her attack… *Stands behind Ako*
Zappy: *Was still talking to ako* You know that what you`re doing is against the ToS?
Ako: What, really…? Agh, I mean, of course I know!! And I don`t care…!
Neo: Hey Ako! *Ako turns around just as Neo uses DEMORALIZING HIT* YOUR VIDEOS ARE HORRIBLE!!
Ako: WHAT…?! *Opens her eyes wide as she drops her axe*
Neo: *Points at her* Now`s our chance! *Him and Zappy grab Ako by the arms, Lenore takes her axe away*
Ako: Release me at once…!! *Struggles*
Neo: No
Ako: Aw…
Attila: Perfect… *Gets ready* Now just let me… *Lenore stops him*
Lenore: Hold on a sec, Attila… lemme ask first *Stands in front of Lenore* Okay, Ako or whoever you are, we want some answers… what happened to you?
Ako: I won`t say anything…
Lenore: What-happened-to-you?
Ako: You are all going to die…
Lenore: What happened to you?!
Ako: I was affected by a dark force known as “Evil”
Neo: Huh?
Zappy: Wat
Lenore: Why did you answer now?
Ako: Agh… I can`t stand when they ask me questions three times…
Lenore: What`s up with this Evil force?
Ako: My lips are sealed…
Lenore: Agh… what`s up with this Evil force?
Ako: I spit on you, Lenore… *Effectively, Ako spits on her face*
Lenore: *Gasps and looks at Ako surprised* … YOU [CENSORED]!! *Raises her hand to slap her*
Attila: Lenore, Lenore… remember what we want…
Lenore: Argh… tch… what`s up with this Evil force?!
Ako: Darn, third time… Evil is a force that focuses on purposefully trying to ruin other`s well being, that`s what Evil is… its main agent has been awakened recently, spreading the force all over Isya, contaminating the souls of players in its wake…
Neo: Whoa…
Zappy: Wait a second, that means there`s more?
Ako: I wouldn`t be surprised… if the same thing that happened to me… was happening to other players all over the game, hahahah…
Neo: Wha…? You mean…? *His whisphone starts ringing, and so do the whisphones of the others* Hello?!
Ako: Hahah… *Smiles widely as they all talk on their whisphones, Neo and Zappy still grabbing her*
Lenore: What…?
Attila: Where?!
Neo: W… when?!
Zappy: lol k n00b *They all hang up their whisphones at the same time, because this is fiction, delicious fiction*
Lenore: It`s [CENSORED] true…
Neo: Y… yeah, another friend of mine has gone nuts too…
Attila: Same here… it can`t be…
Zappy: Hahaha, oh wow, guys, you gotta hear this…
Lenore: Hm?
Zappy: Guess who`s on a rampage on abyss killing everyone right now?
Neo: Who is?
Zappy: Bored, hahaha~!
Attila: You mean the leader of the PKKers?
Zappy: Yeah, him! He`s just like Ako, killing everyone he sees~!
Neo: Oh, the irony… *Opens eyes wide*
Lenore: Tough luck, poor mate…
Ako: Hahaha~! See? What did I tell you? Soon everyone will be dead or infected, there is no escape…!!
Lenore: Argh… *Walks away from Ako, stands behind Attila* Exorcise the [CENSORED]
Attila: With pleasure… *Steps forward holding his hammer in front of him*
Ako: *Glares at Attila and growls* Grrrr…
Attila: *Shapes a cross with his hammer* In the name of Apoline, Bijou, Teva, and Epith…
Ako: Grrrrr…
Neo: This is gonna be schweet…
Zappy: Yeah…
Attila: *Takes out an apparently ordinary potion* I knew that saving some Holy Water from that Noxes quest would pay off in the end…



Attila: *Scatters some water around and looks at Ako* May the Holy Hammer be my light…
Ako: Grrraarrghhh…
Attila: Let no PKer lead me… *Throws some water over Ako, it becomes vapor as it touches her*
Ako: Arghhhh…!! *Struggles more, Neo and Zappy have to make an effort in order not to let her go*
Attila: *Lifts his hammer up* Vade Retro, Evil Force!!
Ako: *Her head starts spinning* Ti wonk uoy dna eid ot gniog lla era uoy, eid ot gniog lla era uoy!!
Attila: *Sweating* Never tempt me with gold sites… *Throws more water* What you offer is against the ToS…!!
Ako: Ecalp ym ni emoc llahs esle enoemos tub em fo dir teg yam uoy, su pots reven lliw uoy!!
Attila: *Glares at Ako, determined* You get banned yourself! *Throws the rest of the water at Ako, who starts screaming in pain and becomes shrouded by a cloud of vapor*
Neo: Wah! *Releases Ako and steps away from the cloud* That was it, right?
Attila: That should do it…
Zappy: You sure we don`t need an ectoplasm trap?
Attila: I`m positive… *The vapor fades away to reveal Ako lying on the ground*
Lenore: Ako! *Kneels beside her* Ako, are you okay?
Ako: Yeah… I think… owww… *Grabs her head*
Neo: Thank god, Ako…
Ako: W… wait a sec… Lenore? Neo? What are you guys doing here?
Zappy: Hey… *Glares*
Ako: And how could I forget Zappy, hahah~ What happened, guys?
Attila: Well.. *Opens mouth*

EXPLANATION


Attila: *Closes mouth* That`s what happened
Ako: W… wow… I did all that…? I`m so sorry guys… I… don`t know what to say…
Lenore: No, don`t apologize, because it wasn`t you who did it. It was this whatchamacallit Evil force
Zappy: And it looks like its not only you doing this stuff, other players are being possessed by it too
Lenore: Yeah, they might be killing players somewhere else…
Zappy: Or scamming
Neo: Or swearing!
Attila: Or thinking they are not a support class when they really are!
Lenore: Oh my gosh, you serious?!
Attila: Yeah!!
Lenore: I figured
Neo: Guys… look!! *Points to the sky, where everyone looks*
Zappy: Wat
Lenore: … [CENSORED]

The sky had turned darker, and in the middle of it, floating right over Uruga, there was an enormous purple fortress, black and violet particles were surrounding it

Attila: Oh wow…
Lenore: What the [CENSORED] is that thing?!
Neo: It seems to be where all this Evil is coming from, right?
Attila: Yeah, it would be kinda obvious…
Zappy: Maybe it’s a trap?
Neo: Hm? *Looks at Zappy, dubious*
Zappy: Yeah, maybe that`s just a decoy and the Evil force is coming from somewhere else?
Attila: I don`t think so, Zap, these things tend to be quite easy to figure
Zappy: Okay… then what are we going to do now?

Lenore looked at Neo, and Neo looked at Lenore

Both: The Apoliner

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:47 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 5: The ship that makes you Feel Good

Allright, after Attila exorcised the Evil force out of Ako, our heroes noticed that a huge fortress had appeared in the sky over Uruga. Since it looked like things were about to get nasty, Neo and Lenore that it was time to get the Apoliner out of the garage…

- Ancient Elven Woods

Neo, Lenore, Attila, Zappy and Ako were running through the green fields of the Elven Woods, around them, chaos reigned. Infected players were attacking non-infected players everywhere, some were running, some were hiding, nobody was grinding anymore…
Greenky: Dude, what the heck is up?
Archon: I have no idea, man…
Greenky: Looks like they don`t need us anymore…
Archon: Yup
Greenky: Well, finally…
Archon: Yeah, finally…
Greenky: We`ve been waiting a lot of time for this day
Archon: Indeed… *They stay still watching*
Greenky: You know… this is a lot more boring than I thought it would be
Archon: Yeah…
Greenky: I think us monsters should gather and find a solution to this problem
Archon: *Looks at him* Charlie, shut the hell up



Our heroes run right past them
Attila: Looks like the monsters are troubled too…
Lenore: Huh? How do you know? It`s not like they speak our language…
Zappy: Actually, they do
Lenore: Shoot, you`re right…
Attila: I mean, they didn`t aggro us…
Neo: That`s right… anyway, we wouldn`t be able to stop and fight, we need to get to Burning Rock as soon as possible!
Ako: And what`s in Burning Rock? You didn`t tell us that yet
Neo: Something that will help us fight this Evil force
Attila: You said that before, but what is it, a weapon?
Ako: A monster?
Zappy: A 1337l-l4X?
Lenore: Hahaha, not even close guys, it`ll be a surprise…
Neo: Yeah, guess all you want, you`ll never get it right, hahaha~!
Zappy: A giant ship with cannons and a lot of weapons that`s on an underground chamber? *Neo and Lenore look at each other*
Neo: Erm… no… you`ll see when we get there, okay?
Zappy: lol k
Ako: So what`s exactly happening? Why do some people get infected and some others don`t?
Attila: Well, to determine that we would need to know a lot of things we don`t know. For example, there was a lot of people on abyss at the moment you started going on a rampage, but only you did that, everyone else remained normal
Ako: Yeah…
Attila: Then again, maybe you got “infected” before that, somewhere else. In that case the question would be where, and what triggered it
Neo: Maybe it takes some time to take effect?
Attila: Well, thank you captain obvious *Takes something out of his pocket* Here, have this Dim Soul Dust
Neo: Hey, thanks! *Doesn`t realize he`s being mocked and puts the dust away*
Lenore: *Looks around as they all run* And all of a sudden, it seems half of Isya`s population has been affected! They`re like zombies except they are fast, smart, don`t have bits of flesh dangling, and don`t want to eat brains…
Neo: Hahah, I bet Ako`s regretting that exorcism now!
Ako: Neo, this is no time for joking! What`s happening is very serious!
Neo: *Looks at Ako, very serious* EVERY time is time for joking
Ako: *Opens eyes widely* O… okay…
Zappy: Anyway guys, are you sure its that thing in the sky we gotta aim for? Because crazy Ako didn`t say anything about it… *Looks at the floating fortress behind them while running*
Attila: Zappy, we didn`t ask her about it, I`m pretty sure that its appearance is no coincidence…
Neo: Yeah, we need to attack that thing. It`s begging to be assaulted, I mean, just look at it! It screams “I`m the enemy baaaase~ Come raaaaid meeeee~!”
Ako: Yeah, okay, but how are we going to attack that thing if its so high up in the air?
Lenore: Well, that`s why we`re gonna go get this thing in Burning Rock
Zappy: Are you sure its not a giant ship with cannons and a lot of weapons that`s on an underground chamber?
Lenore: Erm…
Neo: Umm… oh, hey guys look at that rainbow!

- Forest of Slumber

The situation here was pretty much the same as the one in the woods
Archer guy: *Appears running beside them* Pt plz
Neo: *Surprised* Hm, what?
Lenore: He wants to party us, Neo
Neo: Oh! Just a sec, lemme see… *Counts* Ako, Len, Attila, Zappy, and me, that would be five. Sorry buddy, the party`s full
Archer guy: Plz
Neo: We can`t, man, I`m sorry
Archer guy: Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Neo: I said we can`t! I`m really sorry but we can`t!!
Archer guy: YOU AET PEE FOR BREAFAST *Runs in another direction*
Neo: *Looking forward* Argh, I wish we could stop and help everyone…
Ako: Was that a joke?
Neo: *Thinks for a second* No… darn, It wasn`t… *Surprised*
Attila: I wish we could do that too, but we can`t, we`d be losing too much time and we could never help them all…
Neo: Yeah, I know…
Lenore: We`d be helping everyone more by attacking the problem by its roots, which is what we`re gonna do
Neo: I know, I know…
Zappy: There are too many for us to help and…
Neo: I know, I already got my answer! Geez, what is this, the forums?! *Suddenly, two evil players appear in their way*
Ako: HALT!! *They all stop, but the evil players lunge at them, one of them with a sword and the other with a mace*
Lenore: *Stops the mace with her shield* Argh…!!
Ako: Whoa~! *Dodges the sword to the side* We don`t have time for this?
Evil fighter: Time, you say? Hahaha, for what?
Evil cleric: You know, those are really crappy last words…
Ako: No… *Points at him with her axe* THOSE are really crappy last words *In a flash, Ako cuts the cleric by half*
Evil fighter: Wha…?!
Neo: Wow… Attila, are you sure you exorcised her?
Attila: I`m beginning to doubt now…
Ako: Heh… mercy is a thing Ako does not know
Evil fighter: Well, what Ako also doesn`t know, is that it doesn`t matter… *Smirks* One of us will come and revive him, what did you think…?!
Neo: I`m sorry but we really get bored listening to henchmen *Steps forward*
Evil fighter: Henchmen? *Stands in defensive position*
Neo: Are you a boss?
Evil fighter: No…
Neo: Are you someone we know?
Evil fighter: I think I saw you in the forums once… but… no…
Neo: Is your name “Evil fighter”?
Evil fighter: Y… yeah…
Neo: You`re a henchman then…
Evil fighter: I`m a henchman… I`m a henchman… *Neo cuts his head off with his flamberge*
Neo: That`s what happens to henchmen
Attila: Wow, harsh
Lenore: Yeah… *Suddenly, a figure appears over a cliff near them*
Ako: Huh?! That`s…!
Doc: HAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dr. Feelgood leaps from the cliff and lands in front of them, wearing his traditional smoking and trademark blue hair*



Neo: Doc!
Doc: *Looks at Neo* OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
Zappy: How did you hax that cliff, Feelgood?
Doc: *Looks at the others* OMFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
Lenore: Doc, what the [CENSORED] are you doing here?
Doc: Same thing as you guys, running away! And it looks like you guys have an idea of what`s going on…
Lenore: Maaaaaaaaybe…
Doc: Maaaaaaaaybe…?
Lenore: Maaaaaaybe…
Doc: Awwwww, but I wanna go with you guys…
Neo: Tch, but we`re already 5…
Doc: Awww… *Snuggles against Neo* What`s this, Neo? You`re turning me down?
Neo: Well… um… *Looks at the ground*
Doc: Would you be capable of doing that, Neoooo~? *Snuggles closer, as the rest look*
Neo: Well, no… I mean… it`s just…
Doc: *Whispers in Neo`s ear* I know what you did with that Sylph… *Neo freezes* And I know about Raina, Remi and Julia too…
Neo: W… wha…? *Looks at him* How… how do you know about that…?
Doc: *Whispers again* Oh, that`s not important *Winks* If I don`t get to go with you guys, I might get a little frustrated and spill it all out…
Zappy: *Looking at them* What are they talking about…?
Lenore: I don`t really think I wanna know…
Ako: I think I heard “Remi” *Lenore freezes*
Lenore: Oh no you didn`t
Neo: *Stops talking in a low voice with the Doc* Okay everyone! The Doc is coming with us
Ako: Nice, even though there`s already five of us?
Neo: He can run by our side out of the party…
Doc: *Looks at Neo* That`s not what we agreed…
Neo: Agh, fine! *Leaves the party* I`ll go unpartied, the Doc will go with you guys *Gives Lenore an “I had to” look*
Lenore: Okay *Gives Neo a “This is what you get for being a sick [CENSORED]” look*
Attila: Ok guys, we don`t have a second more to lose, let`s go! *They start running towards Burning Rock*
Doc: So, where exactly are we going?
Attila: We`re going to Burning Rock, Neo and Lenore seem to have a magic solution for this problem
Doc: Yeah, about the problem…
Attila: Hm?
Doc: Well, what the [CENSORED] is going on? Huh? Why did it censor [CENSORED]? That`s not cursing! That`s just [CENSORED]! Oh great, now I look like some rude idiot just because I said [CENSORED]. There we go, and now I said it again. And it`s just [CENSORED], which is not cursing. It`s [CENSORED]! Argh!
Ako: Well, what is going on…
Neo: Attila, you do the honors
Attila: Awgh, why always me…?
Neo: You like explaining things
Attila: Good point… oh well~ *Opens mouth*

EXPLANATION


Attila: *Closes mouth* There we go…
Doc: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! So that`s what`s been happening all along!!
Ako: Yup, and we`ll put an end to it…! *Closes fist*
Doc: OMFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!



And so, our heroes kept running, avoiding trouble till they reached Burning Rock, there, they made their way to the tunnel Neo and Lenore had opened 4 chapters ago. Upon reaching the tunnel, they followed it with Neo and Lenore leading the way till they reached…

- Underground pond

Neo: Ladies and gentlemen and Doc, I give you…! *Directs his hands towards the ship* THE APOLINER!!
There it was, the Apoliner, standing in front of them, omnipotent. Ako, Attila, Zappy and the Doc opened their eyes wide, unable to take them from the ship…
Zappy: Wat
Ako: Oh my gosh…
Attila: What… what is this…? Its… whoa…
Doc: Double-U-Tee-Eff…
Neo: Heheh, c`mon guys, first we gotta board it, you`ll have to take a little swim till those stairs, d`you see? *The others paid no attention, hypnotized by the colossal sight*
Lenore: GUYS! *The others snapped out of confusion*
Attila: Huh, what?
Lenore: We gotta get on this thing first *Points at the stairs* We`ll have to swim to those stairs, okay?
Zappy: Okay…
Attila: But… Neo, Lenore, what is this? What is it doing here?
Neo: I wish we knew, Attila. We found this here yesterday, we were trying to dig our way into Guardian`s Holy Shrine, I had found a map that claimed to include the route, right? Anyway, it seems we took a wrong turn or something, and we ended up here
Doc: And this thing was here?
Lenore: Yeah. Same as you see it now… we found it like this
Ako: So mysterious… and… wow… I`m really speechless
Neo: We really don`t know anything about it. But we think this thing will help us out fighting this new invasion
Doc: You think it will…? *Raises an eyebrow*
Lenore: We have nothing to lose *Shrugs*
Neo: Well, we may have something to lose, but… *Points at the ship* Can you say “No” to that?

- Apoliner`s Deck

After boarding the ship, and drying all their armours on the deck, Neo and Lenore stood up
Attila: Well… n… now what do we do?
Lenore: Neo and I have to go do something at the bridge, you guys wait here, okay?
Neo: Hm? *Gives Lenore an “Do we?” look*
Lenore: *Gives Neo an “We do” look* C`mon, let`s go
Ako: Sure, we`ll wait here, no problem
Doc: I`ll take care of them! *Rests his sword on his shoulder* Don`t worry!
Zappy: Can I go?
Lenore: No Zappy, but you can come later
Zappy: Aw, okay. Can I go?
Neo: Hahaha, c`mon, Zappy…
Zappy: What? I`m serious *Neo and Lenore started walking towards the bridge*
Lenore: Heheh… phew, its still here…
Neo: Hm?
Lenore: Well, with all this nightmare, I was afraid that we`d come here and there`d be no ship
Neo: Whoa, that would`ve been… *Looks back to see the others checking the ship out in awe* … a bit embarrassing
Lenore: Hahahah, yeah… and, hey, aren`t you forgetting a little something?
Neo: Ummm… *Looks upwards and thinks a while* I don`t think so, why…?
Lenore: Nothing-nothing? How are we going to beat the bad guys with the ship?
Neo: Well… we`ll fly near them and… shoot the cannons, or ram them, or something like that, I guess…
Lenore: Exactly. And to do all that… won`t we need to turn this thing on?
Neo: *Nods* Aha, so wha… *Freezes* Crikey…
Lenore: *Smiles a worried smile* Yeah, remember? Last time you tried to turn this thing on… the ship pretty much laughed on your face
Neo: *Horrified, stares at nothingness* Y… yeah… *They reach the bridge, and walk up to the wheel, the keyhole started shining in proximity with the key*
Lenore: We might as well try…
Neo: *Takes out the gold key from his pocket* Right… *Kneels down* Right, yeah…
Lenore: *Crosses her fingers* Go…
Neo: Here we go… *Inserts the key* Yaaaarrrghh! *Turns the key around*

Nothing happens

Lenore: Oh, golly…
Neo: No… it can`t be…
Lenore: There has to be a trick to this…
Neo: *Serious* I have to make it work… I have to make this thing work…
Lenore: Hmmm…?
Neo: *Takes the key out* This is our only hope…
Lenore: Well, we haven`t actually explored our options, but…
Neo: No, this is our only hope, I can feel it… I know so *Looks at the key* I have to make it work to help everyone, to stop this nightmare!
Lenore: Whoa, someone`s motivated…
Neo: I have to do it for the others! *Aims with the key, which starts shining brighter* Here weeeeeee… GOOOOOOO----!!! *Lunges and insterts the key deep in the keyhole, the entire wheel lights up* YAAAAARRRRGGHHHHHHHH---!!! *Turns the key and, at the same time, the wheel starts turning and everything on the ship lights up, the computers are turned on, sounds can be heard from nearby and afar*
Lenore: Hey! You did it!
Neo: YES!!
Lenore: Holy [CENSORED] it`s actually working!!
Neo: Hm… *Gets up* That`s how we do it on animes *Puts the key away*
Lenore: This is awesome!! *Neo stands in front of the window that faces the deck and waves at the others*
Ako: Hey, they turned this thing on! Look at all the lights!
Attila: Oh my gosh, I never thought something like this could exist here… it`s actually a flying battleship…
Zappy: We`ll need to get more people though… 6 of us won`t be enough, I think
Ako: I`m sure we can take care of that
Doc: Hm… *Looks at Neo and Lenore on the bridge, and smirks* Hm…

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:47 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 6: The fellowship of the ship

After taking Ako, Attila, Zappy, and the recently found Dr. Feelgood to the Apoliner`s chamber, Lenore and Neo finally managed to get the enormous ship to work with a little golden key and willpower. The ship was ready to fight the forces of evil, however, something was missing: A tripulation

- Apoliner`s Bridge

A day had passed since that moment, Neo and Lenore were standing on the ship`s bridge, in front of the huge window that enabled them to look at the deck, which was full of people waiting…
Lenore: Looks like our advertising campaign was a success…
Neo: Heh, and you said you didn`t like the brochures I made… *Takes one out and looks at it* They`re perfect
Lenore: There`s a lot of people out there… you think we`ll be able to take them all?
Neo: Well, the more the merrier! We`re gonna need all the help we can get with this *Puts the brochure away as Ako and Zappy come in* Oh, hey!
Ako: *Carrying a pile of papers* We`ve finished taking the applications *Leaves the pile on a desk* Phew, we have a load of applicants…
Zappy: Most of them are women
Neo: Oh reeeeeeally…? *Turns to the window again and glances at the deck*
Zappy: Yeah, surprisingly enough…
Neo: Interesting, interesting… *Keeps looking*
Ako: Well Neo, you can look at the applications now, those are all of them
Neo: Oh, there`s no need for that
Ako: Huh?
Neo: We`ll recruit them all! *Nods*
Ako: What…?! Bu… but… you made them turn applications in… and… you made ME gather them all!
Neo: Yeah, you know, formal process and stuff… *Turns to Ako and places his hands on her shoulders* But we really can`t waste help in this situation, heheh…
Zappy: Neo`s right, if someone ends up causing problems we just throw them overboard
Neo: See? Zappy`s thinking. Leave the applications there, though, I may get bored later
Ako: Argh…
Lenore: Where`s Attila?
Zappy: In the deck, organizing the noobs
Neo: Zap, what did we say about that word?
Zappy: *Sigh* Sorry…
Neo: Say, d`you think we might have gold spammers among our new recruits?
Zappy: Well, I`m not sure, but I suspect of that group over there... *Points to a group outside the huge window*



Neo: I see... *The Doc bursts in*
Doc: HAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ONEONEELEVEN
Ako: *Startled* Wah, Doc!
Lenore: Doc, you can`t come here yet!
Doc: Aw, c`mon guys! I couldn`t hold my curiosity anymore! *Starts looking around* Hey this place is awesome…!
Neo: Doc, really, you have to wait downstairs on the deck until…
Doc: *Turns around* Hey, who put you in charge?
Neo: I don`t know, who put you in charge?
Doc: I don`t know, who put you in charge?
Neo: I don`t know, who put you in charge?
Doc: I don`t know, who put you in charge?
Neo: I don`t know wh—Argh…
Doc: I win
Ako: Guys, guys, c`mon, we gotta go downstairs anyway to give the announcement…
Neo: Yeah, let`s go
Doc: Which announcement?
Lenore: Well, to explain thoroughly what`s going on and what we`re going to do
Ako: and to let them know they`re part of the tripulation now and…
Doc: Wait a second, you mean I`m part of the tripulation too?!
Ako: Yeah, you are
Doc: OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

- Apoliner`s Deck

The deck was bustling with activity as everyone who had enrolled was talking and checking the ship out…
Kokoro: *Wearing glasses and a laptop on her back, Izzy-style* I can`t wait, I can`t wait!
Crystal: Hahaha, calm down, Koko! You`re so excited about… um… what… were we here for again?
Kokoro: We`re here to join this ship`s tripulation and fight against evil!
Crystal: Oh yeah… you mean the thing that`s making players go crazy, right?
Ewoyn: That`s right… *Pulls out her bow* And whatever it is, it shall find pain at the end of my arrows… *Aims an arrow at an invisible target*
Crystal: Wow, um… anyway… I hope they come soon, I`m getting really bored…
Kokoro: How can you get bored? Look at where we are! This place is awesome!
Ewoyn: You`re too excited, Koko… *Aims at invisible targets* This is not a game…
Kokoro: Oh… yeah, right…
Crystal: I wish they`d come… *Suddenly, a girl dressed in black slowly descends upside down from an upper area of the bridge, behind Crystal*
Ceri: They are coming…
Crystal: Wah!! *Turns around, scared* Oh my god, Ceri don`t scare me like that!
Ceri: Sorry… *Tries to land, but her rope fails, letting her hit the ground* OW!
Kokoro: Argh, are you okay?
Ceri: Yeay, yeah, happens often… *Gets up* Owoww…
Ewoyn: Hahahah, you should be more careful, wannabe ninja *Grins*
Ceri: Oh, I`m sorry *Smiles* Arwen poser
Ewoyn: *Points finger at her* Hey, Arwen sucks!
Kokoro: Hey, hey, calm down… and, um, Ceri you were saying that they were coming…?
Ceri: Yup, that`s what they said
Crystal: Finally! Wait, what they said? You were listening to them?
Ceri: Aha… *Points upwards* From up there
Crystal: Whoa you really that gathering information stuff, huh? *Knivy and Nam walk up to them*
Knivy: Hahahaha, since when did this story turn into The Powerpuff Girls?
Ewoyn: *Looks at him and raises an eyebrow* The Powerpuff Girls are three
Knivy: Yes
Ewoyn: And there`s four of us
Knivy: Aha…
Ewoyn: Sooooo…?
Knivy: I don`t follow
Ewoyn: Agh, never mind…
Kokoro: According to our super spy, the guys who are recruiting should appear soon
Nam: Ah, about time! It`s been more than an hour already, heh…
Crystal: Well, Kokoro here doesn`t mind waiting, heheh…
Kokoro: Ahh, stuff it! I just think it would be interesting, and… *A commotion can be heard as Neo and the others appear on the deck* Oh, there they are!

Attila: Can I have your attention, please? Everyone!! *Nobody listenes* Agh, shoot, I forgot to type /s… *Shouts* CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?! EVERYONE!! *Everyone gathers around them quickly* Heh, there we go…
Neo: Whoa… so many people… um…
Attila: They`re all yours, Neo… *Steps back and stands in a row with Ako, Zappy and the Doc*
Neo: Well, ummm, hello everyone… my name is Neoshaman…
Crowd: HELLO NEO…!!
Neo: Whoa, what`s this, a help group meeting? Heheh…
Lenore: Actually, it is
Neo: Thanks Lenore. Anyway, guys! *Talks to the crowd* You`ve all come here today because you want to form part of the tripulation of the Apoliner, right? By the way, the Apoliner is this ship we are standing on
Crowd: Ohhhhhhh…
Neo: Yeah… and I didn`t build it, no. Lenore and I found it two days ago here
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhh…
Neo: Aha, well… *Claps once* Which of you knows what`s happening out there, what`s the current situation…? *Everyone raises a hand* Without recurring to words like “Stuff”…? *Half of them lowers their hand* Or “Thingy”…? *The other half lowers their hand* Okay, well…
Attila: Want me to do the EXPLANATION thing?
Neo: Nah, its okay to recap sometimes, I`ll do it
Attila: Okay, okay
Neo: Well, apparently, something has awakened on Isya recently… we don`t know exactly when or what it is, but the effects of this agent waking up started to appear two days ago. I`m talking about the… Evil force
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhh…
Neo: Yeah, pretty creepy. This Evil force is invisible, as far as we know, and focuses on ruining other`s well being… *People on the crowd being to mutter*
Mage guy: Ruining others… well being…?
Archer girl: What the heck does that mean…?
Fighter girl: I really have no idea… I mean…
Zappy: *Steps forward* He means screwing others up
Crowd: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…!! *Understanding*
Neo: Thanks, Zappy…
Zappy: You`re welcome *Steps back into the row*
Neo: So anyway! This force floats around and infects other players, again we don`t know exactly how, but it makes them… well, evil, inflicts bad intentions upon them. So they go around killing people…
Crowd: Ahhhhhhh…
Neo: Well, and also, I don`t know if you`ve seen it, but a castle-like building appeared floating in the sky recently, purple and surrounded by some weird fog…
Kokoro: *Raises her hand* Oh, oh yeah! I`ve seen it!
Ewoyn: So did everyone else, Koko, shush!
Kokoro: No, no, I mean, I analyzed it with my computer!
Ewoyn: Hm?
Neo: You analyzed it with your computer…?
Kokoro: *Nods* Yeah, I determined the coordinates, and…
Neo: Wait, wait a second, we`ll see all that later, okay?
Kokoro: Oh… sure… wait, does that mean I`m in…?
Neo: Sure… I mean… you guys are all in
Crowd: Ohhhhhhh…!! *Surprised*
Lenore: Yeah, we weren`t gonna choose, we just needed some information about you before getting you to join, heh…
Ako: We also had to make sure none of you was Myles
Neo: You can never be too sure about that, heh… *Everyone starts talking*
Nam: Hah, you heard that, Knivy? I won
Knivy: Oh yeah? Well, I won too!
Nam: I win more than you
Knivy: Pie
Nam: Huh?
Knivy: I just won again
Neo: Well, we have enough room for everyone here, according to the numbers I have, so you guys can go find a place after we get orga… *Suddenly someone starts making its way through the crowd towards Neo and the others*
Archer dude: Ow!
Mage girl: Hey, watch out!
Crystal: Ey, be careful!
Ceri: *Falls to the side* Auch, not again…! *A girl steps out of the crowd and stops. She had bunny ears and was wearing an eyepatch and a kimono that looked as if her breasts were going to escape from there any moment*



Seras: Hmph!
Doc: *Raises his eyebrows* Wow
Seras: Who`s in charge here?! *Neo points at Lenore, who points at Attila, who points at Zappy, who points at Ako, who points at Neo* Okay… *Takes out a brochure* Easier, who wrote this thing…?

Quote :
SEX

Now that I have your attention~
Make your way to Burning Rock~
Join the Apoliner`s tripulation~
The Evil guys we`re gonna knock~


Whisper Neoshaman or Lenore_lurks for more information

Neo: Oh! Oh, I did! *Points at himself* Awesome, huh? I spread them all over the area to advertise our cause, I really like how… *Seras slaps him* What the…?!
Seras: Are you some kind of incompetent fool?!
Doc: Oh my god… *Places a hand on Ako`s shoulder* I am in love
Neo: N… no… but…
Seras: You already gave away your intentions, name, and location to the enemy!!
Neo: Did I…? I… just… *Gives Lenore an “I could use some help here” look*
Lenore: Ohhh, don`t look at me, buddy… *Shrugs* I told you those brochures were rubbish, but you never lis… *Seras slaps her* What the [CENSORED] are you doing?!
Seras: You too!! Your name is on this thing, right?! *Shows her the brochure*
Lenore: Well, yeah, but he was the one who…
Seras: You`re equally responsible! Geez, guys, do you really not think…? *Turns around and checks the ship out from that place*
Doc: *Stares as he squishes Ako`s shoulder* I think my Metapod just used Harden…
Ako: DUDE!! *Gets away from him* Awww, man… agh… dude…
Neo: *Whispers at Lenore looking at the brochure* You think I screwed up?
Lenore: *Whispers back* Yeah, I think you did
Neo: *Whispers* What do you suggest we do…?
Lenore: *Whispers* Finish this thing quick because I gotta go to the bathroom
Neo: Okay… *Seras turns to face him* Oh, um… ahh…
Seras: I am your new mechanic
Neo: Huh? Wh… wha…
Seras: You have one already?
Neo: Uh, umm… n…
Seras: Fire him. I`m the best one
Neo: No, I mean… no we don`t have any…
Seras: Good. I`ll be at my chamber *Walks to the bridge*
Neo: H… hey, wait…!! *Seras keeps walking* Wow…
Lenore: What is with that woman…?!
Doc: This is my chance! *Runs to Seras, who keeps walking* Hey, cutie! What do you say I show you to your room, huh?
Seras: Get lost
Doc: *Stops following* Heh, she`s obviously crazy about me
Neo: *At the crowd* Well, um, guys, we have nothing more to explain on the matter, now we all know the same things. What we know for sure is that whatever is out there, its destroying the world we love so much. And are we going to allow that...?!
Crowd: NOOOOOOOOOO...!!
Neo: Are we gonna fight back...?!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEAH...!!
Neo: CAN WE DO IT...??!!
Crowd: YES-WE-CAN...!!!
Neo: Hahaha, that`s the spirit, everyone!! That`s all for today! Please, follow Ako and Attila inside and make yourselves comfortable till we take off in a while, we`ll have another meeting later. Dismissed! *The crowd disperses over the deck, Attila and Ako start guiding them to the rooms*
Zappy: Woot
Neo: Yeah… all that was weird, huh? *Someone pokes him on the side* Hm? *Turns to face a little archer girl who seems a bit shy* Oh, hi
Atoli: Ummm… uh…
Neo: Hah, yes? Don`t be shy
Atoli: No, ummm… I… I arrived late today
Neo: Oh, I see…
Atoli: I just got here when that creepy girl arrived…
Neo: Ah, don`t worry, don`t worry, I`ll explain everything to you later, now you gotta…
Atoli: No, but… I mean… do I get to come?
Neo: You mean with us? Hah, of course. Everyone does
Atoli: Really?! *A wide smile appeared on her face*
Neo: Yup, really! Now you gotta go find yourself a room before all the good ones are taken!
Atoli: I… I will! Thanks! *Runs to the interior of the ship*
Neo: Heheheh… *Looks at the roof of the underground chamber*
Lenore: *Comes back from the bathroom, relieved* Phew! Talk about AWESOME!! *Notices Neo* Huh? Thinking about that floating fortress? Wouldn`t this scene be awesome if you could actually see it?
Neo: Yeah… but… what could be going on in there…?

Let us answer Neo`s question…

- Evil Sky Fortress

The place was completely dark, a faint light in the center of a chamber illuminated some people around it, one of them was a cat-eyed girl wearing a white tiger outfit*…



Eerie voice: So… the players down there are organizing themselves?
Mrew: *Kneeling down, looking at the ground* Or so it would appear, my lord… they are gathering on a battleship they call “Apoliner”
Eerie voice: The Apoliner… yeah… I remember that…
Mrew: You… remember, my lord? *Raises head a little*
Eerie voice: Mrew…!!
Mrew: Yes!! *Lowers her head again quickly*
Eerie voice: I want you to get the “Dark Darkness” ready
Mrew: The… the Dark Darkness, sir…?
Eerie voice: Yes, I want you to get it ready right away, and find someone suitable to pilot it… we shall give those wannabe heroes a surprise, kukukukuh…
Mrew: Y… yes sir, right away… *Gets up and walks away slowly*
Eerie voice: Game Battleship Apoliner… the battle is ON again… *The light allows us to see the fist of this Evil Lord, who clenches it after lifting it*

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:49 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 7: Fly me to the moon

- Apoliner`s bridge

After organizing the tripulation into the various cabins the Apoliner had, Ako and Attila returned to the Apoliner`s bridge, where Neo and Lenore were looking at the controls...
Ako: Phew… we`re done *Sits on a chair*
Attila: That was some work… *Looks at Neo* That`s a lot of people, we won`t be having problems with lack of personnel for a long time…
Neo: Yeah, unless we have the same luck as Odysseus who used to lose 99% of his crew multiple times
Lenore: Hm?
Neo: Yeah, to a cyclops, cannibal giants, a crazy witch, a twister, a monster with multiple heads… they were a bunch of wimps, it seems… our tripulation will be much better!
Lenore: Oh, yeah, Neo, ummm… about that…
Neo: Yes?
Lenore: About the… um, “Tripulation”
Neo: Aha, what about it?
Lenore: Ummm… *Looks at Attila and Ako*
Attila: We really didn`t know if we should tell this to you, man… but we think it`s for the best
Ako: Yeah, please, don`t be mad
Neo: Wh… what`s the matter, guys? You`re starting to scare me…
Attila: Aghh… yeah… Lenore, you should tell him, you`re closer to him
Lenore: Yeah, I guess… well, Neo… *Places both hands on his shoulders*
Neo: Y… yes… Lenore…? *Eyes wide open, as if he was some sort of Tim Burton creation*
Lenore: You`ve been talking about a “Tripulation” for a long time…
Neo: Aha… yes… I have… *Shaking*
Lenore: Aha, but Neo… the word “Tripulation” doesn`t exist
Neo: Huh…?
Lenore: It`s not a word
Neo: B… but…
Lenore: The word used to refer to people who work on a ship is “Crew”, not “Tripulation”
Neo: S… so you mean… I`ve been wrong all the time…?
Ako: *Looks at the ground* Sorry, Neo… we`re really sorry… I…
Neo: No!! *Shakes Lenore off* Why didn`t ANYONE tell me!
Lenore: Neo, we weren`t sure ourselves!
Attila: We thought you meant something else, or… something, we don`t know!
Neo: I`ve been speaking spanglish unintentionally this whole time and nobody told me! *Glares at them*
Ako: We thought it was a word in your language!
Neo: It darn well is a word in my language! “Tripulaciòn”! But now I find out “Tripulation” doesn`t!
Attila: It`s okay Neo, it`s not the end of the world! I know how you feel, I…!
Neo: NO YOU DON`T!!! *Grabs a flowerpot and crashes it against the floor*
Lenore: NEO STOP BEING A [CENSORED]!!!
Neo: SHUT THE [CENSORED] UP!! *Points finger* Traitor!
Lenore: What…?! Listen to me, you [CENSORED] captain Kirk wannabe…
Neo: What did you just say…?! You sick goatse lover…!!
Lenore: Oh no you didn`t…!! *Runs up to Neo and chokes him* Why you little…!!
Neo: Arghhhhh-aghhhhh…!! *Opens mouth wide*
Ako: Lenore, don`t! *Grabs Lenore and tries to pull her away*



Suddenly, Seras breaks into the bridge with a loud noise…
Seras: WHAT THE FLIPPIN` HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING…??!! *Everyone freezes and looks at her*
Neo: Heh… heheh…
Ako: W… we just…
Lenore: We were…
Seras: Not figuring out how to make this thing move, I`m sure!! *Walks up to the controls and looks at them*
Attila: Um… you`re sadly right
Lenore: *Lets go of Neo* We`ll settle this later, Piccard…
Neo: As you wish, /b/tard…
Seras: Geez… you guys really are useless… *Pulls out a wrench* Okay, so, I already checked the machine room and made a few basic adjustments…
Attila: A… already?
Seras: Yeah, already. Unlike some others, I do my job. This thing is ready to fly *Points at the control panel* But I`m guessing nobody here knows how to do such thing
Lenore: Well, not yet… but we can… learn?
Seras: *Sigh* We don`t have much time, the enemy probably already knows where we are, we need to get out of here, fast, okay?
Neo: Yeah, yeah, I understand that… but nobody used these things before… *Looks at Seras expectantly*
Seras: Don`t ya be looking at me, I`m not touching that *Lifts hands* My thing is mechanics
Ako: If only someone here knew how to pilot this thing… *A woman speaks from the door of the bridge*
Mystra: Um… I do *Raises a hand slowly, as everyone turns to look at her*
Lenore: Hm? Oh! I think I saw you down there before!
Mystra: *Steps up to them* Yes, pleased to meet you, I`m Mystra. Former Veritech VF-1J fighter pilot from the SDF-1
Lenore: Former what from where?!
Mystra: Arghh… um, how to explain…
Ako: Hahm, sounds as if you… came from another world!
Mystra: That`s it!
Ako: Huh?
Mystra: I come from another world. A long time ago, I used to travel on a ship like this one, it was called SDF-1
Lenore: SDF-1? Shut Da [CENSORED] One?
Mystra: No, Super Dimension Fortress One



Lenore: Ah…
Mystra: It was very similar to this ship, except on the size, but I think I can help you getting it started…
Neo: Yesh! That`s exactly what we were looking for! *Points at the commands* Do your thing, Mys~!
Mystra: Well, first of all, you`re pointing to the weapon panel
Neo: Oh…
Mystra: The navigation panel, is over there *Points at another panel*
Neo: I see…
Mystra: I`ll teach the basics, but I won`t be able to pilot it myself, since I`m a fighter pilot, and there`s something I gotta show you later…
Neo: Okay… *Looks at the others, and the others look at him* Hey, I can`t, I`m the captain!
Lenore: And I`m the Chief Tactical Officer, hah!
Ako: And I`m the… the… the Chief Weaponry Officer! That`s right!
Attila: *Sigh* You guys… I`ll do it… *Sits in front of the commands*
Neo: *Puts a hand on Attila`s shoulder* Excelent! *Looks at Mystra* Teach him everything, I need to take care of something else now…
Mystra: Sure, but you`d better learn some of it later. And I still need to show you something I found…
Neo: Yup, yup~! *Walks to the weapons panel* Now… before we take off we gotta take care of something else…
Seras: I`m glad you noticed
Ako: Of what…?
Neo: *Points upwards* The roof above us
Ako: Ohhhh… that…
Seras: Yeah, we`re at an underground chamber
Lenore: Luckily, this thing has a lot of cannons, heheh…
Neo: Indeed, we need to use them to make an escape route… *Looks at Ako and smirks* Akoooo~? You said you were the Chief Weaponry Officer~?
Ako: Um, yeah, well…
Neo: No whining *Points at the weapon control panel*
Ako: Heh… okay… *Sits in front of the panel* Let`s see… I`ve seen the diagram of the ship before, these here are the Super AWSM cannons, the ones on the front, these are the Lolcano Blasters… there`s a button for the beak? I wonder what it does… and these other buttons… I wonder what they do? Oh… this one doesn`t figure on the diagram…
Lenore: It must be hidden…
Ako: Aha… “Positron rifle”… sounds nice…
Seras: We have no time to check everything out, I suggest using one of the cannons on the front
Ako: Yeah, that`s true… *Places her hand over one of the Super AWSM cannon`s levers* Mhhh…
Neo: *Walks up to the huge window* Let`s see… pull the lever!
Ako: Yeah *Starts pulling upwards, one of the cannons starts pointing in the same direction*
Neo: Hey, cannon number one is moving! Keep at it…! *Ako keeps pulling until the cannon points straight upwards* There! Now shoot!
Ako: I guess it`s this button… here it goes! *Presses the button on the lever*
Neo: BLAST OFF---!! *The cannon shoots a powerful blast that hits the roof of the cavern, but doesn`t pierce through it* Ohhh, it left a nice crater!
Seras: Do it again!
Ako: Yes! *Pushes the button again, the cannon shoots again*
Neo: Not yet, MOAR! *Ako keeps shotting the cannon one, two, three more times, till the blast finally goes through the roof of the chamber with a loud noise* HELLZ YEAH!! *Jumps and punches the air*
Ako: There we go…
Lenore: Ahhhh, we can finally see the sky… the red sky of Burning Rock… *All of a sudden, Crystal, Ceri, Ewoyn and Kokoro run inside the bridge*
Kokoro: What was that noise…?!
Crystal: What happened? We just heard…! What… did we hear?
Ako: Oops, we should`ve seen this coming…
Lenore: Don`t worry girls, we were just blowing the chamber`s ceiling up so that we can take off *Looks at Neo* Neo, you`d better make an announcement or something
Neo: I`m on it… *Grabs the ship`s microphone* Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking! If you just heard a loud noise, it was us destroying this cavern`s roof in order to take off soon. Please don`t be alarmed and return to your activities, thank you~!
Kokoro: Phew… we got worried…
Ewoyn: I told you it was nothing… anyway, whatever it was, I would`ve been able to dodge it with my over 1K Evasion…
Ceri: Ewo, stop that
Ewoyn: And whatever it was they shot down, I would`ve done it better with my 1.2K aim, hmph…
Neo: Ugh… *Walks up to her* Missy, stat talk is definitely NOT allowed in this ship. It makes me wanna…
Ewoyn: Huh? I beg your pardon? I bet your stats aren`t half as good as…! *Ceri covers Ewo`s mouth with her hands*
Ceri: That`s okay, she won`t do it again, heheh… *Knivy and Nam appear the bridge*
Knivy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, if it isn`t the Powerpuff Girls…
Crystal: Again with that…?



Knivy: *Smirks* Sue me, hahaha~
Nam: Are they giving you any trouble, captain?
Neo: No, no, as long as the one with the bow refrains from mentioning stats again… *Glares*
Ewoyn: *Points at him* Your HP sucks for a tank!!
Neo: *Covers his ears and closes his eyes* Take her away, take her away!!
Knivy: Hahaha~ There you go, Powerpuff Girls~!
Seras: This place is starting to get a little bit crowded… *Looks at the newcomers*
Lenore: Huh? *Looks at Seras* And who invited you here?
Seras: *Ignores her* We need to take off as soon as possible
Nam: We`re gonna take off now?
Neo: Yup, can you gu—?
Nam: Schweet!
Knivy: About time, cap`n!
Neo: Hah, yeah. Can you guys please go back? I`ll get to you later…
Ceri: Sure, sure, we just came because of the noise anyway…
Neo: Oh, except you Kokoro!
Kokoro: Hm?
Neo: Can you stay a little? I need you to show us your analysis
Kokoro: Oh, of course! I`ll catch you later, girls
Crystal: Sure Koko, don`t have too much fun, hahaha~ *The Powerpuff girls leave with Knivy and Nam*
Seras: That`s better…
Lenore: *Whispers at Neo* What`s with her attitude?
Neo: *Whispers back* I really don`t know…
Lenore: *Whispers* Well, then kick her outta here!
Neo: *Whispers* I… I… I can`t…
Lenore: *Whispers* Grow a pair, man…
Ako: *From her chair* Hey, Attila! How`s it going?
Attila: *With his hands all over the control panel* I`m starting to get the hang of it…
Mystra: Hahaha, oh no… you won`t get the hang of it till you really get to pilot it
Attila: Ugh, thanks…
Mystra: We`ll need a bit more time here…
Lenore: That`s okay, we need Koko here to show us her stuff
Kokoro: Aha! *Puts her laptop on a table and opens it* When I first saw that fortress there in the sky, I knew something weird was going on…
Seras: What a coincidence! So did I! Tch… *Walks to the other side*
Kokoro: Um… well… *Looks at Seras, worried*
Lenore: Don`t mind her, don`t mind her…
Kokoro: Okay… *Concentrates on the screen again, while adjusting her glasses* So! I used my computer to analyze that thing in the sky, and this popped up…!



Neo: Wow… that… doesn`t really look like the fortress…
Kokoro: Exactly!
Neo: Exactly?
Kokoro: That`s exactly it! When I took a picture of that thing in the sky and analyzed it in the computer, this is what it showed, it means the fortress or whatever it is, is covered by some sort of protective veil, probably made of that “Evil force” you were mentioning earlier
Lenore: That makes sense, since even though it doesn`t look like the fortress, it has its shape, look… *Lenore traces the shape*
Neo: You`re right… so it has something around it…
Kokoro: Yup, like a shield. That also means that the thing is not as close as it seems, since the particles around it are mirrored, the thing could be much further away, and not really over Uruga
Lenore: You mean, like… a projection?
Kokoro: Kinda like one, it`s not like what you saw up there was a mirage, it`s more like… when you see things through a lens and they appear closer than what they really are…
Neo: *Serious* Or when a man is deceived by a woman`s affection and care, mistakes it for attraction and thinks she`s closer than what she really is, oh the cruelty, what an unfortu… *Notices Lenore and Kokoro staring at him* Oops…
Lenore: Erm…
Neo: I mean, this is really interesting Kokoro, you appear to be really good with this kind of stuff…
Kokoro: Yeah, I love computers and technology!
Neo: Heheh, very well then! You shall join us in the bridge!
Kokoro: What? Here? Really?
Neo: Aha, its not like we have many experts aboard, y`know, heh heh heh…
Kokoro: That`s great! Now, that`s what I found out on the first scan, now, on the sec…
Attila: Okay guys, I`m ready!
Lenore: *Looks at Mystra* He`s ready?
Mystra: *Nods* He`s ready
Neo: He`s ready then
Attila: Yeah, I`m ready!
Ako: You`re ready, man
Kokoro: We`re ready?
Lenore: He`s ready
Kokoro: So we`re ready!
Neo: Yeah, we`re ready
Mystra: Okay, remember what I taught you…
Attila: Yeah, I got it… *Attila starts working on the panel, pulling levers, pressing buttons and stuff, and suddenly the huge ship separates itself from the ground
Ako: Whoa…!!
Attila: Heh… *The ship tumbles a little and hits one of the sides of the cavern*
Kokoro: Kyaaa!! *Closes her eyes and holds onto her laptop*
Neo: Waahhh…!! *Closes his eyes and holds onto Seras*
Seras: Ummm… *Raises an eyebrow*
Neo: Whoops, heheh… *Lets go*
Lenore: Wooooow…!! *Falls to the floor* Awch… Neo, you`d better make an announcement…
Neo: Yeah… *Grabs the mic* Guys, we`re taking off! Awesome, inorite?! It`s gonna get a bit bumpy, so I suggest you hold onto something!Attila: Here we go agaaaain~! *The ship makes its way to the opening in the roof and passes through it slowly, while everyone waits expectantly*
Mystra: Hahaha, there we go…
Ako: Yeah, we did it! *Attila glares at her* Well, you did it…
Neo* Runs to the window and looks at the sky* Hell yeah! We`re finally flying! This thing can fly, this thing can fly!!
Lenore: Hahaha, we`d be in trouble if it couldn`t, huh?
Neo: *Keeps jumping, looking at the sky* Yeah, yeah, yeah!! *Punches the air* The sky`s the limit!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:49 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 8: Rescue mission

- Evil Sky Fortress

Once again, darkness covers the whole area and we can`t see a thing, except for a faint light in the center. Mrew enters and kneels before whatever is in the center, unfortunately, we cannot see over there neither. There`s someone else standing near her…
Mrew: My lord, the Dark Darkness is ready to take off…
Eerie voice: Aha… did you find a suitable pilot, Mrew?
Mrew: Umm… about that, my lord… I… I couldn`t find anyone suitable for the job among our troops yet…
Eerie voice: What? Nobody?
Mrew: N… no, my lord… I… didn`t have enough time to…
Kitone: Hah! *Shrugs* Enough time? My lord, I told you Mrew would be useless *Turns to her* She can`t even get the Dark Darkness to fly by herself, heh….
Mrew: *Glaring at her from her kneeling position* Kitone…
Kitone: *Turns to the Evil lord* My lord, let me go instead! I`m ready for it, and I`ll wipe those rebels off the map!
Eerie voice: Kitone…
Kitone: My lord!
Eerie voice: Are you maybe… trying to tell me what to do? *Snaps his finger*
Kitone: Ngh… n… no… my lord… I…
Eerie voice: You know I don`t like that…
Kitone: Yes… my lord… I was just… *Mrew smirks*
Eerie voice: You both will go on the Dark Darkness
Mrew: What?
Kitone: Both?
Eerie voice: Yes. Take all the men you need, and don`t make me regret this…
Kitone: N… not at all, my lord! I`ll take them out myself, you`ll see!!
Mrew: *Kneels once more* I won`t disappoint you, my lord *Gets up*
Eerie voice: You can go now…
Kitone: *Starts walking towards the exit* Let`s go, Mrew…
Mrew: Tch… *Glares at Kitone as she leaves too*
Kitone: Just keep up with me and you`ll be fine, heh… *Smirks*

Oblivious to these preparations on the evil side, the Apoliner was flying quietly towards Uruga…

- Apoliner`s bridge

Attila and Ako were sitting at their respective panels, looking bored as the ship slowly crossed the skies. Kokoro was sitting on in front of the computers and the radars, looking busy as she wrote stuff and pressed keys. Lenore was at the coffee machine and Neo was standing in front of the front window with his arms crossed, looking at the sky…
Neo: *Speaking to himself* Captain`s log…
Ako: *Smiles* Pfffffttt…
Lenore: *Pouring coffee into a cup* Heh… heheh…
Neo: *Looks at them* What? Captain`s log
Ako: Pfffttt… hahahaha…!
Lenore: Heh… captain`s log, hahahahaha!
Attila: Hm? What?
Neo: What`s with capta… Oh! Oh, I get it now! Hahahaha!
Ako: *Takes the laughter to a whole new level* Hahahahaha…!! Oh, man, hahaha!!
Lenore: HAHAHAHA!! *Has to leave the coffee on the table* Ahhh, [CENSORED], HAHAHA…!!
Attila: What`s with the captain`s log? Oh… ah, that. Ha-ha-ha, so funny
Neo: Hahahaha!! Captain`s log, dude!!
Attila: Yeah, yeah, you`re all so mature
Lenore: HAHAHA MAN, CAPTAIN`S LOG, I MEAN, HAHAHA…!!
Attila: By the way Neo, you`re the captain
Neo: Hahahahaha…!! I`m the… hey, that`s not funny at all
Attila: Heh… *Ako and Lenore couldn`t stop laughing*
Neo: Anyway, captain`s log! Stardate… umm… today! We`ve began moving towards Uruga in hopes of getting closer to the evil fortress… we`re going at a steady pace, ummmm, and… umm… *Turns to the others* Guys, I need facts for my captain`s log!
Lenore: Pffffttt…
Ako: Hahah… you could say… hahahah, you could say that… that… hahaha, never mind, there`s children watching, hahaha…!!
Neo: Ah, c`mon! *Turns around again* Tch, Kokoro, help me outta here! I`m sure you have lots of facts…!
Kokoro: Well, actually… *Sips coffee* There`s nothing much to… *Looks at the screen and spits the coffee* We`re receiving a distress call!
Neo: Hah, nice one Koko, but I`m not falling for it…
Kokoro: No, really, we`re receiving a distress call from Concealed Prison!
Neo: First or second floor?
Kokoro: Second floor! Want me to play it…?
Neo: Don`t even bother then, we don`t have time to stray that much from our path, we have an objective and we must stick to it…
Kokoro: According to the radar here, the person sending the message is 100% korean and 110% chick
Neo: *Looks seriously at Kokoro* Play the message…
Kokoro: Y… yes! *Presses some keys and the recorded message appears on the TV. Oh didn`t you know they had a TV? Well, yeah. A big one, too*

Princess Eirlyn: Hello? Is anyone getting this? Oh gosh, I hope someone gets it… *Holds the camera herself, like on Blair Witch, without the snot though* Well, ummm… I`m princess Eirlyn. My real name is none of your business. I am legal and awesomesauce. Evil players have kidnapped me and have me captive inside the second floor of Concealed Prison, I need a brave knight in shining armour to come and rescue me so that we can live happily ever after. I need to be going now, they`ll be here soon and if they find me doing this they`ll… oh my god, they`re here…! *Loud sounds can be heard nearby* Oh my…! *The camera drops* Kyaaaaaahhhhhh…!!

Lenore: Whoa, we haven`t been airborne for half an hour and we already have a distress call… we`re that popular already?
Attila: Well, it`s too bad we can`t go and…
Neo: *Crosses arms* Attila, modify our course, we`re going to Concealed Prison
Attila: What?! But you said…!
Neo: I know what I said. I say lots of things *Glares* Concealed Prison. Nao
Attila: Fine, geez… *Starts working on the panel as the ship changes its course*
Neo: She`s a princess, princesses HAVE to be saved, that`s how life is…



Ako: Neo, how are we gonna get the ship into Concealed Prison? You know it`s underground…
Neo: *Pats Ako in the head* We won`t, my dear Ako, we`ll go ourselves
Lenore: You mean someone else will go. You`re staying here
Neo: Huh?
Lenore: Yup, you`ll have to send a team
Neo: B… but she said… she said knight in shining armour…
Lenore: Yeah. But a captain never abandons his ship
Neo: Ahhh, darn… well, I`m sending girls after her, not guys, tch…
Ako: Better make an announcement, then…
Lenore: Yeah, I`ll do it *Grabs the ship`s microphone* Hello everyone! This is Lenore here, the Chief Tactical Officer and stuff, I have to inform you that because of our captain not being able to control his hormones we`re gonna make an emergency stop at Concealed Prison to process a rescue mission. Thank you very much
Neo: Hey! I can control my hormones! … I just don`t want to
Attila: Well… *Sits back* All done, we`ll be there shortly
Ako: And we`ll have to stay here, talk about boring… *Mystra enters the bridge* Oh, hi Mys!
Mystra: Hello, hello. I heard the message, so we`re going on a rescue mission?
Neo: Yeah, I`m sending a group to take care of it
Mystra: Then I`d like to show you what I told you before, remember? While we get to the prison
Neo: Sure, sure, what is it…?
Mystra: I need you to follow me, come…
Lenore: I wanna go too
Ako: I`ll stay here and make Attila some company… *Attila lifts his head and glares at Ako* Screw that, I`m going with you guys *Mystra exits the bridge as they follow her*

- N.O.O.B. Storage

Neo, Lenore and Ako follow Mystra out of the bridge and down a set of stairs, then into a sort of basement. Mystra stops before an enormous door, a plaque beside it reads “N.O.O.B. Storage”
Neo: Whoa, what is this place?
Lenore: We didn`t see this area the first time we explored the ship… right Neo?
Neo: No we didn`t, but I do remember seeing a “N.O.O.B. Storage” in the map of the ship… so that`s where it was…
Ako: What`s a N.O.O.B. anyway? And why do they store them in here?
Mystra: You`ll see… *She opens the door and they all walk inside*
Ako: Oh… my… god…

Inside the storage, there was an important amount of robots of all shapes and sizes. Some were like personal spaceships, some were humanoid, and some of them had the shapes of animals. They all looked awesome, though, standing there motionless looking all technological

Lenore: What… the heck… is this?
Mystra: *Walks among the robots* These are N.O.O.B., Naturally Offensive Operative Bots. They`re similar as the Veritech I used to operate when serving on the SDF-1… so, when I found this place shortly after entering the ship for the first time, I knew exactly what these were…
Neo: N.O.O.B.s, huh…? Whoa, these will be useful… *Looks at Mystra* Right?
Mystra: Oh yes… think of them as personal battle robots *Places her hand on one of them* Operating them is really easy too, you see, you just have to use the power of your mind, and a couple of buttons…
Ako: Our mind…?
Mystra: Yeah, when you get inside, you become one with them…
Neo: Hawt
Lenore: Oh, shaddup! *Slaps him in the back of his head*
Neo: Ow! Watch it, woman!
Ako: One with them, huh… *They start walking around and looking at the robots*
Lenore: Oh, hahaha~! Hey Neo, look, I found yours…!
Neo: Where, where, where?! *Runs beside Lenore*
Lenore: Look!
Neo: Oh gosh… *In front of him there was a beautiful butterfly N.O.O.B.* This is… *A tear runs down his cheek* This is a dream…



Mystra: Ah, that`s the “Papillion” model…
Neo: I`ll take it, how much do you want for it?
Mystra: Hm?
Neo: Sorry, i`m used to that… *Hugs the robot* This is my baby now…
Lenore: *Walks a bit more* Oh, and I`m keeping this one…
Ako: Hahaha, you sure you want that?
Lenore: Yeah, why not? They won`t see my super lethal attacks coming…



Mystra: The “Kitty” model… that`s an advanced N.O.O.B., but I think you`ll manage
Lenore: You bet I will!
Ako: There`s lots of these things, in case we need it, we can assign them to the rest of the crew…!
Mystra: Aha, and I`m pretty sure Seras will be able to work on them, since their technology is the same one used on the ship itself…
Neo: I see… perfect then! This is a great advantage! Thanks Mys!
Mystra: Oh, no need to thank me…
Neo: But you found them, and you know what they are and how to use them, heheh… you also got this ship flying, so, thank you
Mystra: It`s just my duty as a combat pilot…
Neo: Heheh… *His purplephone starts ringing* Oh! *Answers* Hellooooo~?
Attila: Neo, we`re here
Neo: Here wheeeeere~?
Attila: You suck *Hungs up*

- Apoliner`s bridge

Neo`s standing in front of Ewoyn, Ceri and Crystal…
Neo: Okay girls, I have called you because there`s a mission I need you to take care of…
Ewoyn: A mission, huh…? *Puts her hand on her bow*
Ceri: Not yet, Ewo…
Ewoyn: I know…
Crystal: What`s the mission, Ne… I mean, captain?
Neo: You are to infiltrate Concealed Prison, which stands just below us, and reach its second level, to rescue Princess Eirlyn, who is being held hostage by infected players
Ewoyn: Princess Eirlyn? Who is that?
Neo: That doesn`t matter, a fellow player in distress needs us and that`s all that matters
Ako: *In her panel* Pffffttt…
Neo: She`s a princess, so you`ll recognize her when you see her. She`ll be the one crying for help
Ceri: Understood!
Lenore: Try to avoid fighting, remember you just have to enter and take the hostage out, that`s your top priority, there`s no need to fight everyone you see. Stealth is important, we`re counting on you for that, Ceri
Ceri: Heh, don`t worry, leave the infiltration to me! *Thumb up*
Ewoyn: Aw…
Lenore: I`m sure you`ll be able to use that thing, though
Ewoyn: I hope so…
Neo: Also, any kind of information about infected players that we don`t have yet would be greatly appreciated
Crystal: We can do it, don`t worry! *Knivy and Nam storm inside the bridge*
Knivy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what`s this? The Powerpuff Girls are going on a mission…?!
Ewoyn: Oh great, not you again…
Crystal: Yeah, we`ve been assigned a mission. The first mission this ship has, nothing less, hahaha~!
Knivy: That`s lame *Looks at Neo* Why not send Knivy, the amazing supernoob? And his almost equally amazing partner Nam?
Neo: Well, uhhh…
Ewoyn: Well, duh! Isn`t it obvious? He`s sending us because he thinks we`re more capable than you…
Knivy: Lies
Lenore: Okay, okay, everyone calm down…
Nam: I`m sure there`s a mistake here, though…
Neo: There`s no mistake…
Nam: What?
Neo: I mean… argh…
Nam: Why are you sending them, cap`n?
Crystal: I told you already, we are awesome
Neo: It`s not that…
Crystal: *Looks at Neo, hurt* We`re not awesome?
Neo: No, no, you are…
Knivy: So they are more awesome than us, huh?
Neo: No, you`re all equally awesome!
Ewoyn: He`s saying that to comfort you, losers
Nam: What did you just say…?!
Lenore: STOP!! *Everyone shuts up* Neo wanted to go himself, but he can`t, because he has to stay here. He didn`t want a guy to go rescue the princess, so he`s sending the girls. THERE

Silence

Ceri, Ewoyn, Crystal, Knivy and Nam look at Neo, motionless

Neo: … [CENSORED]
Ceri: Hm…
Knivy: I see…
Crystal: Aha… so, guys
Nam: Yeah?
Crystal: Would you like to come with us?
Nam: We`d love to
Crystal: *Turns to Neo, smiling* We`re all going
Neo: O… okay… *Turns head around and glares at Lenore, who grins and waves back*
Ceri: We`re ready!
Neo: O… okay guys… we just need to leave you on the ground so the mission can begin, okay? Remember we also need to be quick…
Knivy: Yup, let`s do this!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:50 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 9: It`s a trap!

- Concealed Prison

Team Alpha (Ceri, Ewoyn, Crystal, Knivy and Nam) was running through one of Concealed Prison`s passages, Ceri leading the group, everything looked quiet…
Knivy: We there yet?
Ceri: No, we just passed the King Spiders, we still need to go through a bunch of rooms before reaching the second floor…
Crystal: This is strange, though… nobody`s showing up to stop us…
Nam: Well, maybe we`re doing a good job at hiding?
Ceri: I`m making sure of that, we won`t make a move if I sense there`s someone ahead
Crystal: God bless your sixth sense, Ceri! *They keep running and make a left on one of the corridors*
Nam: Whoa, these are golden bats, right?
Ewoyn: Indeed they are, pretty explicit, I think… *Points to one as they run* They are golden bats
Nam: Yeah, yeah… they`re an important ingredient of one of my best recipes!
Crystal: One of your recipes?
Knivy: That`s right! Nam here is an awesome cook! He lives for cooking and all!
Nam: Hahaha, I just like cooking, and I do it…
Knivy: Quite well, if I dare say
Crystal: Dude, you should tell Neo! I bet he`s looking for a cook or something
Nam: You think?
Crystal: Well, the ship does have a kitchen
Nam: Oh yeah? Maybe I should tell him then…
Ceri: Can you do spinning kicks?
Ewoyn: Spinning kicks? What does that have to do with cooking?
Ceri: It has A LOT to do with cooking. To begin with…
Knivy: Watch out!! *Three evil players were coming right at them at top speed, Nam parried two of them with his axe and Ceri stopped the third one`s sword with her kunai*
Ceri: Kgh…! *Struggles against the evil fighter*
Evil fighter: Hahahahah…!! *Grins insanely while getting his sword near Ceri`s body* Yes…
Ewoyn: I don`t think so *Shoots an arrow at the fighter, who leaps backwards between the evil mage and the evil archer that were with him*
Evil archer: Well, well, well… finally someone shows up!
Evil mage: We thought you were gonna let that poor girl die alone here!
Crystal: Well, I could say the same thing! We`ve been running here for a while, and nobody noticed us. So HA!
Evil fighter: Oh, that reminds me! *Takes out his wisphone* I gotta tell the others you`re here… *Puts the phone to his ear* Thanks, hahaha~!
Ewoyn: No you don`t *Knivy shoots an arrow before her and destroys the phone* Hey, that was my shot!
Knivy: I are sorry *Shrugs*
Evil fighter: Grrrr… *Glares at them* I hate arrows…
Evil archer: Hey!
Evil mage: Anyway, you`re already here… *Steps forward* Which of you five is Neoshaman?
Nam: H… huh?
Knivy: Neo?
Ewoyn: Pffftt… Neo? I guess you`re not very well info… *Crystal steps forward too*
Crystal: I am Neo *Pierces the mage with her eyes*
Evil mage: Y… you`re Neoshaman? The captain?
Ceri: *Whispers to herself* They already know who Neo is… and that he is the captain…?
Crystal: That`s right, I`m Neo, captain of the Game Battleship Apoliner
Evil archer: Didn`t he have red hair?
Evil fighter: Heh… I thought you`d have less breasts…
Crystal: *Opens eyes and blushes a bit* W… we… well, that`s what you get for believing everything they say!!
Evil mage: You`re telling me the captain of the Apoliner is actually a woman?!
Ewoyn: And what would be wrong with that?! *Aims another arrow*
Evil archer: *The mage looks at him* Well… they never said it was a guy… and, now that I remember, they did say the captain liked butterflies…
Evil fighter: Yeah… *Nods* Yeah, and that he talks singing and dances around, likes to rhyme and all that [CENSORED]…
Evil mage: Then its definitely a woman… *Looks at Crystal* We have you where we wanted, Neoshaman…
Crystal: O… oh yeah…? W… well, bring it on! *Points finger* Come up here and fight / I`ll show you who is right / Your behinds I will own / And with them I`ll pave my lawn!
Evil archer: *Looks at his partners* That`s Neoshaman all right…
Knivy: *Surprised* Good one, Crys… crys… crystal clear`s the fact that you are indeed the great Neoshaman, hah-hah-hah… *Sweats*
Crystal: And don`t you forget it!
Evil mage: Well, I just let the others know we have the captain here…
Nam: Huh? How did you do that without your whisphone?!
Evil mage: Heh… idiots… I am using my whisphone, I`m using my whisphone`s bluetooth headset! *Shows them*
Nam: When did that come out?!
Knivy: I want one!
Evil mage: Enough talk! FLIPPENDO!! *Shoots a magic energy ball and knocks them back*



Ewoyn: What the…? *Gets up* I guess its time to fight… *Aims an arrow at the mage and shoots*
Evil mage: Too slow! *Dashes to the side* Hahaha!
Ewoyn: Too stupid *Smirks as the arrow hits an angle of the wall behind the mage and bounces back*
Evil mage: Wha…?! *The arrow hits him in his shoulder, making him drop his wand* Agh, [CENSORED]!!
Nam: *Runs up to him holding his axe up* Watch your mouth…!! *Jumps and strikes with his axe, but the fighter stops the hit, the ground behind him shatters*
Ceri: *Watching* Argh, they`re stupid but strong… *Pulls out her kunai* Let`s go! *Rushes forward, followed by Knivy and Crystal*
Evil fighter: Attaaaack…!! *The mage lifts his wand and runs to them with the archer*
Crystal: Frost novaaaaaa-----!! *Shoots an important amount of ice crystals*
Knivy: Knife shooooooot-----!! *Shoots an array of knives instead of arrows*
Nam: Kitchen slaaaaaashhhh-----!! *Slashes normally, the attack just has a cool name*
Evil fighter: Heheheh…! *Manages to get past the attacks and jumps at Ceri* Shadow lunge…!! *Pierces Ceri`s chest*
Knivy: What?
Crystal: No!!
Evil fighter: Oh yeah… hahah… *Ceri`s body turns into a log with a loud poof* Huh…?! *Ceri appears behind him and kicks him in the back of his head, knocking him out*
Ceri: Kawarimi no jutsu, smart boy… *The three get up and retaliate*

Meanwhile, while you imagine the battle scene underground, on the surface…

- Dark Darkness deck

Standing on the deck of this dark ship (Yeah, because the Dark Darkness is a ship like the Apoliner… didn`t you figure that out by now?) were Mrew and Kitone, looking at the horizon…



Kitone: As I said before, don`t screw this up…
Mrew: *Looks at her* Will you stop it? You`ve been saying that since we took off… and before that too!
Kitone: *Keeps looking forward* I just wanna make sure you don`t screw this up…
Mrew: Well, why don`t you concentrate on not screwing it up yourself, huh?!
Kitone: There`s no way I could screw this up, I received orders from the Evil Lord himself…
Mrew: Well, heads up, hollaback girl, I received those orders too. Much to my regret, we`re together in this *Looks forward again* So try being a little nicer, because all I wanna do is follow some orders while I have fun, okay?!
Kitone: *Sighs* Whatever you say, Mrew…
Mrew: Argh… well, um, what`s up with the information we just received?
Kitone: Oh, it`s nothing…
Mrew: Tell me, dammit!!
Kitone: Calm down, calm down… everything`s going according to plan…
Mrew: That`s too vague! How are things going down there?!
Kitone: All in due course, Mrew…
Mrew: [CENSORED]…!!

- Concealed Prison

Ewoyn: Arrow of Rohan!! *Knocks out the last of the evil players, as they stand over their defeated bodies*
Nam: That was harder than I expected…
Crystal: They put up quite a fight, yeah… but we need to keep going, remember we had to do this quickly! *Ceri starts running through the passages and they all follow*
Ceri: They knew the ship`s complete name, and that Neo was the captain…
Crystal: Yeah, I noticed that… I had to put up that weird act…
Nam: But how did they know all that stuff…?
Ceri: Obviously, information is leaking. Someone in the ship is an infiltrated enemy… or is just against us
Knivy: A traitor!
Ceri: Exactly
Knivy: Treacherous scum!
Ceri: Yup
Knivy: Filthy vermin not worth any…!
Ceri: We get the point. We need to hurry and rescue the princess so we can go back to the ship and tell them everything
Ewoyn: Yeah, we need to find out who the heck is giving out information… *They take a right on the next corridor*
Ceri: We`re getting closer, just ran past the stonies and we`ll be there!
Nam: Okay! *To Knivy* Hey, Knivy…
Knivy: Hm…?
Nam: Where d`you think I could get one of those headsets?
Knivy: Wha…?
Nam: I think it`d be useful for grinding… or cooking, in my case…
Knivy: I have no idea, Nam… sorry
Nam: I`ll get my hands on one of them… *Half closes eyes* I will…

- Concealed Prison Second Floor

Team Alpha enters the second floor taking out some evil guards that were, obviously, guarding it, they keep running while they do this, there`s not a second to lose!
Ceri: C`mon, there`s not a second to lose!
Gee, thanks for repeating what I just said
Crystal: Who`s that guy and why the heck doesn`t he need a nametag every time he speaks?!
Ewoyn: He`s the narrator, Crys, you might wanna be a bit nicer to him…
Crystal: Hah! Who needs narrators, anyway? Its not like they do anything, and also look who`s talking about being nice? You`re always…
While running, Crystal tripped on a rock and fell straight into a huge pile of dung, probably belonging to a Giant Sparkdog
Crystal: WHAT…?! AW MAN…!! *Gets up slowly*
Ewoyn: Told ya, now hurry! *Crystal falls behind, but keeps running*

After running straight through the corridors, Ceri manages to get the group into Ghost Knight`s chamber without being detected by any other enemies, just as if they were all wearing optic camouflage
Ceri: Well, here we are… *Takes a deep breath* According to my sixth sense, the princess should be here…
Knivy: Sixth sense? Isn`t that supposed to let you see dead people?



Ceri: No Knivy, everyone has a sixth sense, its your intuition…
Knivy: Ahhh… I don`t understand
Ceri: When you have hunches, when your heart tells you something…
Knivy: Hm… *Tilts head*
Ceri: Oh well, anyway, some people have a developed sixth sense, meaning they tend to be right about those things, and I happen to be one of them…
Crystal: So the princess should be around here, huh…? *Suddeny, a beam of light illuminates someone in the center of the chamber*
Eirlyn: And indeed, the princess is! *She`s wearing a pink long dress, like Princess Peach`s* Welcome, welcome, my knights in shining armor…!!
Nam: Whoa… this wasn`t… what I was expecting…
Eirlyn: *Gasps* How rude! Are you saying I`m not pretty enough to be a princess…?!
Nam: N… no, no, of course not! I mean… ummm… how can I explain…
Ewoyn: There`s… *Looks around* Nobody else here…?
Eirlyn: Nope, not a soul! You, my lovelies, have fulfilled your mission! *Puts hands together*
Knivy: This looks fishy…
Ewoyn: No [CENSORED], Sherlock… *Keeps looking around* I have a really bad feeling about this…
Eirlyn: Hahahaha~! Really, now. There`s no need to keep looking around, there`s only us here… *Winks* I guarantee it…
Crystal: B… but… but… why…
Eirlyn: Awww, poor little creatures, they look so, so confused… well then, let me try to fix that! *Jumps right in front of them* Princess Eirlyn gorgeous transformation!! *Her body starts shining as she spins in the air like a Sailor Scout and her clothes start to change*
Crystal: What… the… hell…
Ceri: Everyone, keep your guard up!
Nam: Y… yeah! *Lifts his axe*
Eirlyn: *Lands on the ground, sporting a nurse outfit and holding a giant syringe* Into Nurse Eirlyn…!!



Knivy: U… ungh… *Opens eyes wide*
Eirlyn: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho~! *Points a finger at them* How about this, huh?!
Ewoyn: Who are you…?!
Eirlyn: You still don`t get it, do you dear? Then let me spell it for you: I-am-one-of-the-bad-guys…!
Crystal: You`re an enemy? But you were the princess…!! Aw, man, I wanted to… *Realizes what she`s saying and shudders* Maaaan, I should stop personifying Neo…
Ceri: *Opens eyes wide too* But then… that means…
Eirlyn: Ohhh, you`re a smart one… *Poses as she points to them again* THIS IS A SET UP!!



Indeed, it was a setup, as we will see as soon as we check out what`s happening at the…

- Apoliner`s bridge

Neo: *Walking around* What`s taking them so long? It`s been a while since they left…
Lenore: Maybe it was harder than we thought…?
Neo: It was just rescuing a princess! Big deal, I can speedrun Super Mario Bros in ten minutes…
Attila: *Sitting at the controls* I can do it in five
Neo: HAX
Attila: Nuh-uh…
Neo: Well this is not a competition! *Slams his hands on the table* I`m getting nervous…
Ako: Don`t worry Neo, last time I contacted Ceri she told me they had gotten into the second floor and were headed to the Ghost Knight`s chamber, where the princess was…
Lenore: Yeah, and they won`t be able to play it stealthy there, they`ll take some time while… *Zappy runs into the bridge*
Zappy: Hai guise, I don`t know if you`ve noticed already, but… *Points directly in front of them through the huge window, a black shape could be seen heading straight at them at their same altitude*
Neo: What is that…?!
Attila: It looks an awful lot like another ship… it… it seems to have arms and legs, though…
Lenore: Is it walking…?
Ako: It looks like its hovering…
Kokoro: *Looking at the radars* Wh… whatever it is, it doesn`t show up on my radars! I didn`t see it approaching…!!
Neo: Its coming directly at us…!! *A voice can be heard coming from the now nearby dark ship*

Kitone: *Holding a loudspeaker, standing right in the front of the Dark Darkness` deck* HA-HA-HA-HA-HAHA-HA!! LISTEN TO ME, PITYFUL REBELS!! THIS IS KITONE HERE, COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE DARK DARKNESS!!
Mrew: *Behind Kitone* Commander in what…?! You [CENSORED]!!
Kitone: *Keeps speaking* PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED…!! *Lowers the loudspeaker and makes a signal to someone on the bridge* Do it

Ako: Watch out…!! *The Dark Darkness shoots some of his cannons, striking the Apoliner* We`re under attack!
Kokoro: We`ve sustained heavy damage on the north section of the deck!
Lenore: How the [CENSORED] did they know where we were…?!
Neo: *Makes a cool motion with his arm* Everyone, to your positions! It`s time to fight!

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:51 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER


Chapter 10: Battle with Shock Therapy

Things are starting to get heated! After Team Alpha finds out that Eirlyn was playing for the other team and that the rescue mission was a trap, the Dark Darkness, the evil forces insignia ship, starts attacking our beloved Apoliner! What`s going to happen now?!

- Apoliner`s bridge

Ako: *Pressing different buttons on her panel as she speaks to a group of players* Prepare the counterattack! Shoot the Super AWSM cannons!! *The group of players disperses*
Attila: Darn it, we`re not ready for an attack right now!
Neo: They took us completely by surprise…! *The Apoliner is struck again* Argh!
Kokoro: *Looking desperately at her radars* This is not good, we keep sustaining damage! *Lenore enters the bridge*
Lenore: I`ve already mobilized the whole ship, we`re ready for a counterattack now!
Neo: Good, because at this rate we were like that car on the bonus stage of Street Fighter II



Ako: Okay, shooting the cannons, NOW! *Pulls and presses a lever, the cannons on the front move and shoot at energy blast at the enemy ship*
Lenore: There we go! *Makes “Oh yeah!” motion with her arm*

- Dark Darkness` bridge

Standing on the bridge of the Dark Darkness, Kitone and Mrew observed the situation
Mrew: Argh, we`re being hit!
Kitone: Well, duh *Shrugs* They`re obviously gonna strike back, Mrew, but we`ll strike them harder…
Mrew: I… knew that
Kitone: *Turns around to face a line of evil players* Okay, everyone! We`re gonna board the Apoliner, we need to strike quick so that they can`t defend themselves!
Evil players: Yes ma`am!
Kitone: You`re dismissed, go, go, go! *The players leave*
Mrew: Wow… ma`am, hah…
Kitone: *Closes her eyes* Ahhh, yes…
Mrew: So bossy, you like having henchmen, don`t you?
Kitone: Its been one of my ambitions for a long time, yes…
Mrew: Heh, this reminds me of when we both were minions in training…

FLASHBACK


Kitone and Mrew are standing on a row among thousands of other evil players in front of the Evil Lord himself, who still can`t be seen, but you recognize his voice…
Evil Lord: My loyal servants! Today you become more than just an evil player! You become one of my personal minions, and you take one step closer to me, your supreme ruler…!
Mrew: *Speaks in a low voice* Yay! I`ve been waiting a long time for this day!
Kitone: Tch… this is not high school, you know
Mrew: Oh, shuddup Kitone…
Kitone: He`s talking, shhhh…!
Evil Lord: From now on, you shall be serving me here, on my sky fortress, obeying my command and following my orders for anything you might be needed! *Murmurs can be heard from the crowd* SILENCE!! Nobody shall interrupt me while I`m speaking! *Everyone`s silent* Hmph… since you`re privileged as my loyal minions, the evil power you all have will lay dormant until your services are required…
Mrew: *Whispers* I can`t wait to be a general!
Kitone: Geez Mrew, you`re always wanting to be something, GM, GL…
Mrew: Aw, c`mon…! Wouldn`t you like to be a general too…?
Kitone: Well, I`d like to have my own group of henchmen, and…
Evil lord: SILENCE I SAID!! I`d like to remind you that you`re all disposable, and that I may decide to terminate you as I see fit… *Glances at all his silent minions* I want all of you to remain dead silent while I speak… and not utter… a word… *Everyone remains still and silent, open chat is deserted while the Evil Lord looks at them*
Evil fighter: *Talks in open chat* … I kiss your neck lightly while slowly dragging a hand between your legs… *Everyone turns to look at the fighter with eyes wide open*
Evil lord: What the…?
Evil fighter: OMG OMG OMGGGG CHATFAIL *The Evil Lord points a finger at him and releases a purple lightning bolt that turns the fighter into a pile of ashes*
Evil Lord: … there we have a more graphic demonstration of what awaits anyone who dares defy my orders…
Kitone: Geez, can you believe that guy? Cybering in the middle of the ceremony, what an idiot…
Mrew: Yeah… *Looks another way* Yeah, heheh, what an idiot… heh… *Whistles*

END OF FLASHBACK


Kitone: Hahaha, yeah, good times… but we need to get ready now
Mrew: What, we`re not going to board the ship with them, are we?
Kitone: Of course not, at least not yet… *Walks over to the control panel* But we need to back them up with our secret weapon…

- Apoliner`s deck

Neo, Zappy and Lenore were standing on the deck, along with a lot of other players, watching the evil players jump from the Dark Darkness into the Apoliner in a pirate fashion…
Neo: I can`t believe this…
Zappy: I told you they were invading us! *Readies his bow*
Lenore: Okay… *Grabs her hammer tightly* So, what are we going to do now…?
Neo: Y… you tell me, you`re the tactical officer… *Holds onto his sword*
Lenore: Fine, umm… we need to fight these guys… and beat them… and then we keep shooting the cannons! *Points her hammer at the enemies* ATTAAAAAAACK…!! *The two forces clash*
Neo: Everyone, remember they`re enhanced! Don`t let their looks fool you! *Jumps and steps on a mage*
Lenore: But they look pretty cool! *Sinks her hammer on an archer`s face* Red eyes and all…
Zappy: *Throwing arrows nonstop* Meh, they`re not that strong… *One of his arrows pierces the head of a fighter*
Lenore: Zap, that one was one of us
Zappy: Oops… *A fighter sneaks up on him and attacks him with an axe*
Evil fighter: Raaaaarrrrghhh…!!
Juneau: Invince…!! *Raises her mace just as the axe collides with Zappy`s body, the axe is repelled as if Zappy was made of stone* Phew, just in time!
Zappy: Whoa, thanks… *Keeps shooting arrows*
Neo: Juny, you`re here?! *Slashes across a cleric, an evil one, hey*
Juneau: Yeah, sorry, I meant to tell you I was on board but after your welcome speech I just went into a cabin and fell asleep… *Heals random allies*
Neo: You slept till now?
Juneau: Yup… you see, I just came home from a trip to Boston, and I was really tired…
Neo: That`s okay, just try to remain awake now! *Jumps to dodge a spell*
Juneau: Hahaha! Don`t worry, I`m wide awake now *Revives a fallen ally* See?
Attila: *Watching everything from the bridge* Agh, she`s timing her heals wrong! And she took too long to revive! Darn, I wish I could be there, because I am…
Ako: *Controlling the cannons* … one of the beeeest heeealers in Aaaaapoline… we know
Attila: Yeah… yeah… *Gets up* I think I`m gonna go and…
Ako: We can`t, we gotta stay here on our positions… *Presses the button on the lever* Fire!
Attila: Ah, darn… *Sits down again* If all I do is sit here I won`t be able to show everyone that I`m one of the best healers in Apoline…! *Crosses arms*
Ako: Don`t worry Attila, we take your word *Fires again* Take that…!!

Mrew: Looks like out attack force is having some problems…
Kitone: I was actually expecting that…
Mrew: You… were? *Kitone looks at her* Of course you were
Kitone: I just want to have a chance to use our secret weapon… *Points at a red button on the panel*
Mrew: You`re gonna use THAT already?!
Kitone: Heheheh… with this, out troops will have no problem in defeating those rebel weaklings! *Presses the button strongly* GO!!

Neo: *Still fighting* Hold your ground, everyone, we`re winning!
Juneau: Wh… what is that…? *Points at some oddly shaped missiles coming out of the Dark Darkness and rushing towards them*



Zappy: Oh my god… no…
Neo: *Turns to Zappy* What? What are those…?!
Zappy: They`re using shock missiles…?! *Unexpecting, Zappy is hit in the back by one of them* Arrrghhhh…!! *Falls to the ground, curls up in a ball, shaking* Oh n… no… no… not the girls… not the cup again… no…
Neo: Shock… missiles…? *Opens eyes wide* Oh no…
Lenore: Dammit! Neo, stay away from them!
Neo: *A bit confused* Y… yeah…
Lenore: Neo, these missiles flood your mind with shock images after they hit you!
Neo: Yeah… I remember now…*Glares at Lenore* Like the time you made me watch that video with two girls and one cup…

FLASHBACK


Neo`s sitting in front of a computer, Lenore is standing behind him
Neo: Okay, wait, so what is this now?
Lenore: Just watch *Clicks*
Neo: Why are we taping my reaction? *Points at the camera*
Lenore: Just, just watch… *Stabilizes the camera*
Neo: Okaaay… *Looks at the screen* They`re lesbians, clearly… uhum… aha… *Watches bored* It`s not like I haven`t seen stuff like this before, I`m a guy and… wait… wait… wha-wha-what…?
Lenore: Pfffftt…
Neo: Wha… what…? *Opens eyes wide*
Lenore: Heheheh…
Neo: No… NO… *Leans closer to the screen* Ahhh… AHHH!! *Leans back, horrified* AHHHH!! AHHH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU…!!
Lenore: Hahahaha…!!
Neo: OHHH MY GOD…!! *Still watching, his hands almost covering his eyes* AGHHH…!! Awww, I`m never gonna be able to eat ice cream agai-OHHH MY GOD…!!
Lenore: Ahhhhahahahaha…!!
Neo: *Covering his mouth with his hands* Aghhh… oh my god… unghhhh… aw, that is DISGUSTING! Oh my god… *Looks at Lenore*
Lenore: Heheh…
Neo: You`re sick
Lenore: Hahah… *Grabs the mouse and is gonna close the video*
Neo: Nononono, don`t close it

END OF FLASHBACK


Neo: Yeah… *Keeps glaring at Lenore* At least I was trained for this kind of thing…
Juneau: Are they THAT bad…?
Neo: Oh yeah, you don`t wanna get hit by one of these… *Watches some of his allies getting hit by the missiles* Argh, this is not good…
Atoli: *Crawling in the deck, she`s about to be hit by a missile* Kyaaaaaaa…!!
Neo: Argh, no! June, invince me!
Juneau: Cooldown…
Neo: Okay, fine… *They wait* Ready?
Juneau: Lemme see… yup!
Neo: Well, come on! *Juneau lifts her mace and makes Neo invincible as he runs towards the archer and jumps, intercepting the missile* Arrrrghhh…!! *Falls to the ground*
Atoli: Oh…?
Juneau: Wonder if it`ll do any good…
Neo: *On the ground, twitching* It… argh… it… minimized… the effect… I got… argh… I got the old guys… oh god, no…
Juneau: Ew…
Atoli: Th… thanks…
Neo: It`s… it`s okay… just… *Covers his eyes* Agh, oh no, please don`t do that… not in his… ohhh my god…
Atoli: Are you okay…?
Neo: Yeah, yeah… it`s only… unghhh… I`ll just… aghhh…
Lenore: *Appears beside Neo after beating up some evil dudes* [CENSORED], I told him to stay away form those missiles…
Atoli: No, but he was…
Lenore: Yeah, you`re right, he`s an idiot. Anyway, which one did he get…?
Juneau: He said something about old guys…
Lenore: Oh, nice…! *Blocks an arrow with her shield*
Neo: L… Lenore… you gotta… *Slowly recovers* Ahhh, whoa… anyway, Lenore, you`re immune to these things, right?
Lenore: I may be…
Neo: C`mon, we don`t have much time!
Juneau: They`re kinda affecting everyone, we can`t fight back…
Lenore: Fine, fine… but this takes up a lot of energy, so I`ll have to rest later! *Stands in the middle of the battlefield and closes her eyes*
Juneau: What is she gonna do?
Neo: I can`t say much about it, but Lenore… um… she knows how to deal with these things, look
Lenore: *Opens her eyes and her arms, shouting at the sky* SHOCK ABSORB…!!! *Lenore becomes surrounded by a force field, attracting all the missiles to her*



Atoli: Oh my god, they`re gonna…!
Neo: No, no, just look… *All the missiles that reach Lenore are absorbed by the force field and disappear*
Lenore: Nghhh… arghhh… y… yeaahhh…
Juneau: She seems to be… enjoying it…?
Neo: Oh well… yeah, um… that`s the difficult part…
Lenore: *Strengthens the force field as her eyes turn white, like Storm`s* MOAR… I WANT MOAR…!! *More and more missiles are absorbed* YES… YES…!!
Juneau: *Opens her eyes wide* Oh my god…
Atoli: What is she…? *Neo covers her eyes*
Neo: She`s just having fun *Turns to the others* We gotta strike back now!!
Zappy: Yeah, c`mon everyone! *Starts shooting arrows again, as everyone retaliates while Lenore keeps the missiles controlled*
Attila: *Watching the deck* Whoa Ako, check this out!
Ako: I can`t, I gotta keep shooting! *Keeps moving levers and pressing* If they drive those guys away and I manage to keep attacking their ship, they`ll have no other option than retreating!

- Dark Darkness` bridge

Kitone: Shoot, if they drive our guys away and manage to keep attacking our ship, we`ll have no other option than retreating!
Mrew: Darn, what are we gonna do now…? We can`t fail!
Kitone: Well, this only proves that if you want something done correctly… *Grabs her sword* You gotta do it yourself
Mrew: You mean we`re going down there?
Kitone: Yeah, we`ll take them out ourselves *Starts walking out of the bridge* We`re much more powerful than them, we can easily do this. Come on, Mrew…
Mrew: *Sigh* I really didn`t want to fight… but if we must *Pulls her claws out* Meow~

TO BE CONTINUED...

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:51 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 11: Mean girls

Alter a prolonged battle against evil players and shock missiles, our heroes on board the Apoliner are about to face a great deal of pressure, embodied in the two most powerful enemies they`ve faced so far… and the worst part is they`re… girls *Gasp*

Shikamaru: Girls? Aw, c`mon…



Yes, girls. But first let`s take a look at what`s going on underground…

- Concealed prison`s second floor

Team Alpha`s fighting against Eirlyn in her nurse form and they`re apparently having a hard time…
Nam: *Collides against a wall* Argh, she`s tough…
Eirlyn: *In the middle of the room, holding a giant syringe* Tough? Aw, please, I wouldn`t like to be associated with such an adjective when there`s so many others that suit me better…
Knivy: *Tilts head* What?
Eirlyn: *Turns her head to Knivy* Heh… *Smirks*
Knivy: Oh [CENSORED]… *Eirlyn rushes at him at top speed with her syringe*
Ceri: Nuh-uh! *Pulls out and unfolds a big shuriken* Fuuma shuriken!! *Throws it at the syringe, knocking it away*
Eirlyn: What the…?! *Knivy takes his chance and shoots an arrow at Eirlyn, but she teleports beside her syringe* Hah… hah… *Glares at Ceri*
Ceri: You might wanna watch your back… *Smiles*
Eirlyn: My ba…?! *Turns around only to see the shuriken coming right back at her* Arghh…!! *Ducks, dodging the shuriken which manages to chop off a portion of her hair*
Crystal: Yes! Good one, Ceri…!
Eirlyn: *Watching her hairs fall slowly to the ground* N… no…
Ewoyn: *Walks beside Ceri and Crystal* Hm…?
Eirlyn: No… no… *Falls to the ground, kneeling in front of her hairs* No… this can`t… be…
Nam: Um… Ceri, I think you just…
Eirlyn: My hair… *Purple energy starts gathering around Eirlyn* My beautiful… gorgeous… dazzling… marvelous… *Starts getting up* sparkling… glittering… lovely… awe-inspiring… *Turns her face to look at them, with a piercing glare* HAIR!!!
Nam: Y… you made her mad, Ceri…
Ceri: M… me?! I think we all did…
Knivy: N… no, I… I saw it clearly, it was you…
Ceri: Knivy, I just saved your life…!
Eirlyn: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY HAIR?! YOU`RE ALL SOOOOOO DEAD…!!
Crystal: Heh… heheh… *Looks at Eirlyn`s concentration of power* I don`t wanna die…
Ewoyn: Pfft, what a bunch of cowards… *Steps forward and gets an arrow ready* Bring it, princess Peach…

- Apoliner`s deck

Meanwhile, on the deck of everyone`s favourite battleship, Neo, Lenore, Zappy, Juneau and Atoli and the rest of the crew were taking out the last remaining evil players, as Ako fired the cannons towards the Dark Darkness and Attila spun on his chair…
Zappy: *Shoots a player to death* As I said before, they`re not that strong…
Lenore: And as I said before, that was one of us! *Whacks Zappy* Pay more attention, look for the red eyes!
Zappy: You mean, for enhancing? *AWSM face*
Lenore: Argh! Why you little…!! *Two figures land on the deck with a loud sound* What was that…?!
Atoli: It came from there…! *Points at where the two figures fell, where a big cloud of dust blocked the view*
Juneau: Darn it, more enemies…? *Casts a party buff, for the heck of it*
Neo: Hmm… I have a bad feeling about this…
Lenore: *Looks at Neo* Gee, saying that sure makes you look cool, huh?
Neo: Yes it does~ *Winks*
Zappy: Look! *The dust starts fading away slowly, letting the two figures be seen, standing in front of their ball-shaped spaceships*



Nappa: Heh, heh, heh, we`re finally here…
Vegeta: We`ve got you now, Kakarot! *Points at Neo*
Neo: Dude, I`m not kakarot… *Sighs* Sadly…
Nappa: You mean we got the wrong planet again…?
Lenore: Yeah, sorry. This is Isya
Vegeta: Isya? *Turns around* What the hell Nappa, you took a wrong turn at Tatoonie!!
Nappa: Damn… this is not good…
Vegeta: You`re paying for the gas from now on, and the count goes over 9000!
Nappa: WHAT, 9000?! *They both jump in their spaceships and rocket away into the air*
Lenore: *Watching them go* What the [CENSORED] was that… *They suddenly hear voices behind them*
Kitone: *Sigh* Way to kill the mood, those two…
Mrew: They attracted attention away from our wonderful appearance…
Neo: Huh…? *They all turn around to face them* What the…?!
Juneau: When did you get here…?!
Kitone: Oh just now…
Neo: I… I recognize that face…
Zappy: *Ready to fight* And who are you two…?
Mrew: Oh, I thought you`d never ask… *Licks her lips*
Kitone: *Lifts her sword* We`re the beautiful elite minions of the Evil Lord!
Mrew: *Poses and licks her paws* Mrew~!
Kitone: *Poses pointing her sword at them* And Kitone…!!
Neo: Shoot, I really have seen that gi… *Opens eyes wide* N… no…
Kitone: We`re here to take your ship and exterminate you in the name of the Evil Lord!
Mrew: So why don`t you surrender and make this easier for everyone, hm? *Smiles*
Lerone: Uh… hmmm… no way, I mean… *Looks at her sides* You`re outnumbered
Zappy: Yeah, there`s only two of you…!
Kitone: Oh, does that even matter? *Angry* Are you losers even familiar with the term “Boss character”?! It doesn`t matter if you wiped out my entire attack force, we`re still gonna kill you all…!! *Slams her sword on the ground*
Mrew: Now, now, Kitone, calm down… we don`t wanna lose our temper… so early, heheh… *Looks at Neo, who looks at her*
Neo: Hmmm… *Wears a worried look*
Lenore: *Looks at Neo* Everything okay?
Neo: Yeah…
Lenore: You know her…?
Neo: N… no, not at all…
Lenore: … sure?
Neo: Yes. I mean, no. I mean, maybe. I mean, shut up!
Lenore: Whoa, why are you so nervous?
Neo: Why do you wear a blue top?! Why is your hair that colour?! Why do you carry a hammer?! Why, why, why?!
Mrew: Aww, what happens, Neo? You don`t remember me…?
Neo: *Freezes* Argh…
Mrew: Don`t tell me you have forgotten abous us, huh? Huhuh… *Winks*
Neo: Urgh… h… hi Mrew…
Lenore: Oh, so you do know her *Smiles, repressing laughter*
Mrew: You mean you haven`t told them about us, hmmm? And about the things we used to do…? Meow~ *Lenore, Juneau and Zappy open their eyes wide*
Juneau: Oh my god
Zappy: Dude…
Neo: Argh… *Places a hand on the back of his neck* Damn…
Lenore: So, Neo… *Smiling widely* You get it on with the enemy, huh?
Neo: Shut up, what the hell did I know…!!
Lenore: Hahahahahaha…!! Oh, man…!! This is better than the shock images, hahaha…!!



Mrew: Aw, Neo… don`t talk about our relationship like that, you`re gonna make me saaaad… *Pouts*
Kitone: *Surprised* Huh…? You know this guy, Mrew?
Mrew: Yup *Smirks* I`ll take care of him…
Neo: Oh no you won`t, I`m fighting the other girl, whoever she is!
Mrew: But Neeeeooooo… *Evil smile* You might even like it…
Juneau: Oh dear god…
Neo: Stop it already…!
Mrew: “Stop it”? Oh, back in time you would say quite the opposite, wouldn`t you? You would say…
Neo: *Grabs his head* Oh man, this is a nightmare…
Zappy: Whatever Neo, let`s just fight *Prepares an arrow, like always*
Lenore: Yeah, we can hear about your affairs later, hm? *Still chuckling*
Kitone: About time they said something of the sort! *Lifts her sword again* Let`s crush them, Mrew…!!
Mrew: Aw, I wanted to play more, but… *Releases her claws* So be it, meow~! *Kitone and Mrew jump and clash with the others*

- Concealed prison`s second floor

Nam: *Heavily collides against the same wall as before* ARGH…!! *Gets up slowly* Shoot, that`s the second time this chapter…
Crystal: *Loads energy in her hand* This isn`t going anywhere, Ewo… thundershock! *Throws an energy ball at Eirlyn, without effect*
Ewoyn: *Her back against a column* I know, she`s far too powerful now… tch…
Eirlyn: *Hovering around the chamber, enraged* Hahahaha~!! There`s no use hiding now, weaklings! You`ll be wiped out just like your friends out there…!
Ceri: Our friends out there…?
Nam: Sh… she doesn`t mean…
Knivy: Let`s ask her then! *Steps away from the column he was using as cover* What`s going on with our friends…?!
Eirlyn: Geez, how dumb can you get? You think we would go through all the trouble of setting you up and making you come here, just to get rid of you guys?
Crystal: Well, yeah, considering you thought the captain was coming!
Eirlyn: Hah! Fat chance, we didn`t think he was coming he wouldn`t abandon the ship, would he?
Nam: But those guys we fought said…
Eirlyn: Well, duh! *Knocks her own head with her fist* Hello? Anyone there? Those were THUGS! Useless, weak, dim thugs! Just-like-you *Smirks* Hahaha~
Nam: Tch, we`re not thugs *Realizes he`s holding an enormous axe* Agh, erm! *Drops the axe* I… I can cook, you know!!
Eirlyn: Oh, I don`t know about that… they sent you here, right…? To this dangerous place, they sent you here because…
Ewoyn: Shut up, stop trying to mess with our minds. We`re not thugs like you, you horrendous witch
Eirlyn: *Opens eyes wide* Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh…
Crystal: Aw, no…
Eirlyn: WH-WH-WH-WH-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY…?!
Ceri: Ewoyn, no! Argh, shoot, now she`s not gonna tell us what`s going on!
Ewoyn: Well, you cut her hair in the first place…
Ceri: That wasn`t intentional! I wanted to cut her head off, and…!
Knivy: SHE`S COMING…!! *Points at Eirlyn, flying straight at them*
Eirlyn: I`LL TEACH YOU WHO THE HORRENDOUS WITCH IS…!! *Lunges with her syringe* CRYPTIC NEEDLE---!!
Nam: Watch out…! *They all jump to the sides and manage to avoid being hit*
Crystal: Whoa, dude, look at that hole on the ground…
Knivy: I wouldn`t like to be hit by that… *Eirlyn gets up in the middle of the hole, red as red can be*
Eirlyn: I`M A PRINCESS, DAMMIT!! *Turns around with her eyes red*
Ewoyn: *Aims* Arrow of Rohan…!! *Shoots an arrow that pierces Eirlyn`s right shoulder*
Eirlyn: HAH! Useless *Takes the arrow out and throws it away* Prepare to die…
Ceri: Wait, you still gotta tell us what`s going on outside!
Crystal: Aw, c`mon Ceri, to hell with gathering information! The Apoliner is probably under attack right now, but I think they can handle it
Nam: Let`s focus on beating her so that we can go help!
Eirlyn: In your wildest dreams! *Lunges again* CRYPTIC NEEDLE------!!

- Apoliner`s deck

Zappy: *Throws countless arrows, but Mrew dodges them all with catlike speed* WAT
Mrew: Nyaaaaa…!! *Jumps and severely scratches Zappy`s face*
Kitone: Oooorryaaahhh…!! *Attacks with her huge sword*
Neo: Nghh… *Parries* How the heck… are you so… talkative and… still seem able to think… if you`ve been affected by… this evil force… raaargh…!! *Pulls Kitone away*
Kitone: Talkative? Able to think? Oh, you`ve got us all wrong…
Lenore: So you can`t think after all…
Kitone: NO!! *Slashes with her sword, Lenore jumps* If you think we`re like that bunch of losers you just beat, you`re grossly mistaken!
Mrew: The evil force lives inside us, it has only been awakened, huhuh… we haven`t been affected by anything! MEWLING CLAW…!! *Slashes forward*
Juneau: Gee, I wish I knew what you guys are talking about…
Lenore: It lives inside you? You`re not infected?
Mrew: No, yuck…
Kitone: We`re special, that`s why we serve the Evil Lord directly. And we shall not let him down…!! *Attacks Neo again with her Zweihander* PHANTOM SLASH!!
Neo: Hop…! *Takes a little step backwards to dodge* Clouse enou…
Kitone: *Points forward with her free hand, and then upwards, like Yamcha* FLAME RISER…!! *A column of fire from the ground launches Neo into the air*
Neo: What…?!
Kitone: *Looks at the flying Neo and smirks* Heh, now to use my Seraphim Hammer… *Jumps high in the air*
Lenore: Argh, no…!! Neo!!
Juneau: He`s too far for me to cast anything!
Neo: Argh… dammit… *A bit confused, blinks, but then assumes an airborne position*
Kitone: *Flying at him* Huh?
Mrew: Huh…? Wa… watch out, Kitone! He`s gonna do something!
Neo: SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH…!! *His sword starts shining*



Kitone: Argh, a counterattack…!!
Neo: *Kicks the air and dashes directly at Kitone* BOMBEEEEEEEEEEEER…!!! *Swings his sword, hitting her hard and sending her flying towards the deck, making her crash against it*



Zappy: PWNED
Mrew: Darn, this doesn`t look too good…
Neo: *Lands* Oh yeah!
Lenore: Heheh, good job… *Points her hammer at Mrew* You`re next!
Mrew: Erm… ummm…
Lenore: Get ready for a beating if you`re not gonna tell us the information we want
Mrew: Heh… heheh… y… you want my measurements?
Lenore: I`m sure Neo knows those already *Makes a motion towards Neo with her head*
Neo: *Still a bit dizzy* Yeah, I know… I mean! *Shakes head* Dammit, Lenore!
Lenore: Let me handle this girl
Neo: Hawt. I mean, she`s all yours, I guess
Mrew: Ugh… *Hesitates while looking at Kitone, under a pile of debris*
Lenore: What`s up with the distress call, spill!
Mrew: Well… the thing is…
Lenore: Speak!! *Shakes her hammer*
Mrew: Argh! Well, it obviously was a fake call, huh? Allright? Princess Eirlyn`s one of us, one of our stronger members, and she`s probably kicking you friends` butts by now!
Neo: So it was fake after all…
Lenore: Then the ones down there are in danger!
Neo: There`s five of them, I`m sure they can handle it…
Mrew: Pfffttt… five? You sent only five…? Hahaha~! Then they`re probably all dead by now
Lenore: Shut up!
Neo: Oh, now who`s the nervous one, huh, Lenny? *The pile of debris start moving*
Kitone: Argh… *Gets up slowly* Darn… agh… what the hell… *Puts a hand on her head*
Mrew: Kitone, we kinda have a situation here…
Kitone: Hmm? *Looks at Neo and the others* Oh yeah… shoot…
Zappy: Guys, what are we gonna do with them…?
Kitone: With… us? What are you gonna do with us…? Hahah… hahahaha!!
Juneau: Hm? What`s so funny?
Kitone: You still haven`t seen anything…

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:52 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 12: Tactical and not so tactical

Whoa! Boom! Flash! Such amazing battles we left our heroes in at the end of the last chapter, ladies and gentlemen! What`s going to happen next? Everyone`s dying to know!

- Apoliner`s bridge

Kitone: You still haven`t seen anything… *Everyone looks at Kitone, but nothing happens*
Juneau: Ummm…
Lenore: Okay…? *A gust of wind blows by*
Kitone: *Stands still* Shoot…
Mrew: Hm…? *Opens eyes wide*
Kitone: I thought that if I said something cool like that something would happen, I guess not *Everyone falls to the ground with a loud thud, like when someone does something stupid on animes, y`know*
Neo: O… okay, I guess we`re done here, heheh…
Zappy: I have to ask again, what are we going to do with them?
Lenore: We`ll hold them hostages until they decide to share more information with us
Neo: Hey, remember we also gotta go help the others in Concealed Prison!
Lenore: Argh, yeah… they still haven`t come back…
Neo: I`m worried, also, considering what these two said about the princess… *Neo and Lenore turn around to look at the bridge while talking*
Mrew: Hm! *Her expression suddenly changes to an evil smirk* Now!
Kitone: *Suddenly recovers and starts running at Neo and Lenore* Orrryaaaaahhhh…!!
Zappy: WAT
Juneau: Watch out…!! *Neo and Lenore turn to face Kitone running at them*
Neo: Huh?!
Kitone: Too late…!! *Raises her sword* SERAPHIM JUDGEMENT…!! *A pair of black wings appear in her back, as she lunges and lets the sword drop between Neo and Lenore*



Lenore: Aaaaarrgh, what the heeeeeeeell…!? *The shockwave from the hit sends them flying towards the walls of the deck*
Neo: Urgh… *Gets up* Argh, my back…
Kitone: Heh… heheh… I told you you hadn`t seen anything…
Neo: So… the lame joke was intended to for us to let our guards down…
Lenore: Psh, look who`s talking… about lame jokes…
Neo: Now`s not the time, Lenore…
Kitone: And you did get your guards down, you losers, hahaha~! *Lifts her sword again and rests it on her shoulder*
Mrew: Yay! Go get them, Kit!
Kitone: Just watch me, Mrew, and don`t do anything or you might screw this up…
Mrew: Okay! *Winks at her*
Neo: Mrew, you swing that way now?
Kitone: Shut up…!! *Runs at Neo at top speed* PHANTOM SLASH…!!
Neo: Whoa! *Ducks, avoiding the hit, that chops off a portion of the wall instead of his head*
Kitone: There`s no escape…!! *Slashes again and again, possessed*
Neo: *Tries to dodge, equally possessed* Someone… do… something…!!
Lenore: Is it me, or is she faster and stronger than before…?
Mrew: Well, duh! That`s the power of the Seraphim`s Judgement…
Neo: *Running away from the enhanced Kitone* But seraphim`s aren`t supposed to be angels or something? I mean, they`re supposed to be good guys!

Attila: *Watching everything from the bridge with Ako* Oh my god, he asked what a Seraphim is! I know that! I need to go explain that to him *Gets up*
Ako: No, you`re staying here *Grabs him*
Attila: But I know that, dammit! I`m the religious dude! And I wanna do something, I`m sick of my spinning chair!
Ako: We`ll have to wait for now, here, have some popcorn *Hands Attila a bag of popcorn*
Attila: Does it have butter?
Ako: No
Attila: Then I don`t wanna *Crosses his arms, angry*
Ako: Geez… *Grabs a handful*

Kitone: *Reaches Neo* Finally…!! *Drops her sword on him*
Neo: HARDEN…!! *Neo`s skin solidifies and Kitone`s hit has no effect on him*
Kitone: What the…?!
Neo: STRING SHOT…!! *Neo opens his mouth and releases an important amout of silk that begins enveloping Kitone*



Kitone: Agh, yuck! *Tries to free herself* What… what is this…?!
Neo: *Smiles* I have surprises too
Kitone: Raaaaaarghh…!! *Extends her arms and rips the silk apart, then turns around to face the others* Who casted invince…?!
Juneau: I was gonna… but the dude gave me a mace and I wanted a hammer, so now I`m kinda on strike
Lenore: Oh, invince! Shoot, I forgot about that…

Attila: See? *Points, then looks at Ako* What the heck, man? I mean, they didn`t even cast invince! I would`ve done it in a flash, because I`m one of the…
Ako: We know, one of the best heal…
Attila: *Grabs Ako by the shoulders* Silence, let me say it
Ako: O… okay…
Attila: *Turns to the window again* Because I`m one of the best healers in Apoline!
Ako: Yup… *Still looking outside* What in the world did Neo just do…?!
Attila: I don`t know, what`s important is that they`re having their butts handed to themselves, they need our help, Ako, we should go right n…!
Ako: ATTILA…!! *Red eyes, hands on her axe*
Attila: Y… yes?
Ako: SILENCE, I`M TRYING TO WATCH!!
Attila: Y… yes…!

Kitone: Whatever, invince or no invince you`re going down…!! *Lifts her sword… once more*
Zappy: *Keeps shooting arrows, but they fall to the ground* Huh, my arrows aren`t doing anything!
Mrew: Huhuh… the Seraphim Judgement in all its splendour…
Neo: Then again, what`s with the seraphim thing, huh?
Kitone: Stop trying to stall! So what if my attacks are seraphim this, seraphim that?
Lenore: *Thinks* trying to stall, hm? I see…
Neo: Well, seraphims are angels, and they`re like, high angels, I think… yeah… I think they looked a bit like this…



Kitone: So…?!
Neo: Well, angels are supposed to be good guys, right?
Kitone: Yeah, but… shut up! I only say that seraphim stuff because it sounds cool, okay?
Neo: U… unless they were fallen angels, but I never liked that emo stuff much, what about you?
Kitone: H… huh? What`re you asking me for?
Neo: Well, y`know, I`m really sick of those MSN nicknames and siggys that talk about fallen angels and broken wings and blood and sin and punishment and heaven and depression and feelings and all that NOW LENORE, DO IT…!!
Kitone: Wha…?! *Turns around to face Lenore, dangerously close to her*
Lenore: Taste my special attack…!! *Lenore swings her hammer in the air before striking, like Thor*
Juneau: Ohhh, just like the legendary Mjolnir!
Zappy: *Looks at Juneau* Wat
Lenore: 1GIRL1HAMMER…!! *Swings the unicorn hammer once more and hits Kitone RRRRRREAL hard, sending her flying various meters away, breaking the surface of the deck as she goes*



Kitone: Gaaaaahhhhhh…!! *Crashes against a wall of the ship*
Lenore: That should do it
Neo: Wh… whoa…
Kitone: Argh… *Tries to get up, but she`s too injured* Aw, man… not again…
Juneau: Good move!
Neo: Yeah, the plan went well… you trick us, we tricked you, heheh…
Kitone: *Shouts with her eyes closed, tired* Mreeeeew…!! Why the heck didn`t you tell me…!!
Mrew: Hm? *Raises her head from her cellphone* Oh, sorry, I was texting *Walks beside Kitone* What happened to you?
Kitone: Darn it… *Faces the floor, resigned*
Zappy: So I ask once more… what are we gonna do with them…?
Kitone: Mrew… we`ll have to retreat for now
Mrew: Yeah, that sounds about right… *Pulls something out of her pocket*
Kitone: *Gets up* Okay, listen up you losers! *Points her sword at them* You may have gotten lucky this time, but we`ll be back and we`ll take you out…!!
Mrew: See you next time~! *Waves while winking, then throws a smoke bomb to the ground*
Lenore: Argh, no!
Neo: They got away… well, never mind, we won heheh…
Juneau: Yeah, we`re alive and that`s all that matters
Lenore: We sure have a lot of things to think about now…
Seras: *Appears on the deck with a monkey wrench* And I sure have a lot of cleaning to do around here…

- Dark Darkness` bridge

Mrew: Damn…
Kitone: We`re alone now, you can stop acting all tough…
Mrew: *Panics* Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… we failed, Kitone, we failed! What are we gonna do now? How`re we gonna face the dark lord?! He`s gonna kill us when he finds out…!!
Kitone: *Starting the ship* You mean, IF he finds out…
Mrew: What do you mean if? Of course he`s gonna find out when we go back and…! Oh… oh, I see what you did there…
Kitone: He doesn`t need to know about this little… problem we just had, hm?
Mrew: Yeah… I guess so, but…
Kitone: Oh, we`ll try again Mrew, don`t worry about that. We can`t leave the job unfinished… *Adjusting some things on the panel*
Mrew: Yes, I… I don`t wanna end up as a fugitive…
Kitone: Of course not, he`d find out eventually. And we`d end up like the guy who was cybering at the meeting, heh…
Mrew: Heh… heheh… *Looks at the ceiling* Yeah…
Kitone: We`ll teach those losers not to mess with us…

- Concealed Prison`s second floor

Nam: *Struggling against Eirlyn`s syringe with his axe* Nghhh… no… you`re not… slamming me… against the wall… again… nrrghhh…
Eirlyn: Are you sure? *Pulls her syringe away, then hits the axe with the needle, sending it flying upwards* Hiiyaaaaaahhh…!! *Hits Nam with the back of the syringe, effectively slamming him against the wall*
Nam: [CENSORED]…
Ewoyn: Just wait a little bit more…
Crystal: You`ve been saying that for a while, Ewo. What are we waiting for…?!
Ewoyn: You`ll see, it should happen any minute…
Knivy: *Running away from the flying nurse* Well, tell that minute to come fast…!!
Ceri: She`s way too powerful in this form, we won`t be able to beat her if this goes on…
Eirlyn: Ahh, you finally realize, hm? Well, too bad! It`s too late already! You made me mad and you will all pay for it…!! *Gets her syringe ready*
Knivy: *Kneels down, closes his eyes and joins his hands in prayer* I know that you`re up there and that I don`t talk to you much… but… if you really do exist… save me, Superman…!!
Eirlyn: Hahahaha…!! CRYP---Ugh…!! *Puts one hand on her chest, the screen turns black and white for a sec, like when someone on Deathnote has a heart-attack* What… is… argh…
Knivy: Huh? *Looks at Eir* He really does exist…!!
Crystal: Huh? What`s going on?
Nam: She looks like she`s having a…
Knivy: But then… *Puzzled* Superman is Kira? I never would`ve guessed…
Eirlyn: What… ugh… what did you do… to me…?
Ewoyn: Heheh, I told all of you to wait for a reason… *Gets near Eirlyn, who`s kneeling in the ground, next to her syringe* This paralysis is the effect of my Arrow of Rohan
Crystal: Oh, really? And… *Scratches her head* When did you use that…?
Ewoyn: You mean you didn`t notice…? Last chapter, of course!

FLASHBACK

Quote :
Eirlyn: I`M A PRINCESS, DAMMIT!! *Turns around with her eyes red*
Ewoyn: *Aims* Arrow of Rohan…!! *Shoots an arrow that pierces Eirlyn`s right shoulder*
Eirlyn: HAH! Useless *Takes the arrow out and throws it away* Prepare to die…
Ceri: Wait, you still gotta tell us what`s going on outside!

END OF FLASHBACK

Nam: Ohhhh… that…
Ewoyn: The poison from that technique takes some time to take effect, but now our dear princess is completely paralyzed…
Eirlyn: Grrrrr… darn…
Ceri: Yeah, she can`t even speak now, we won`t be able to get any information…
Crystal: You and your information… let`s just get this over with so that we can return to the ship *Readies her staff*
Nam: I agree, this is our only chance… *Looks at Eirlyn on the ground glaring at all of them* It looks kinda… wrong, but we`ll have to attack her like this…
Eirlyn: You… *Tries to get up, but falls instead* You…
Crystal: Okay, this is our chance for an all-out attack…!!
Ewoyn: The enemy`s down, let`s finish this!

X – Attack
O – Relent



As soon as the X is pressed, the five of them run to Eirlyn and begin laying waste on her mercilessly while a cloud of dust begins forming around them, to prevent our eyes from seeing the unholy carnage that was going on

Nam: Raaaaaarrrrrghhhh…!!
Ewoyn: Let me at her…!
Ceri: I`ve been waiting for this…!

Suddenly, as they stop hitting desperately…

Knivy: I… I think that`s enough…
Nam: Yeah, I was starting to feel a little guilty…
Crystal: Tch, guys. What a bunch of cowards… on the other hand, us girls, have no problem with… *Realizes Eirlyn`s nowhere to be seen* Huh, what?
Ewoyn: Where`d she go?
Ceri: Oh no, she probably used all that dust we whipped up to escape…
Knivy: You mean she ran away…?! But she was paralyzed…!!
Ceri: Oh yeah… *Looks at Ewo* What`s up with that?
Ewoyn: I don`t have a clue… the poison`s effect should`ve lasted longer… how did she…?
Nam: Well, she did have a lot of tricks up her sleeve, I mean, before, she was kinda powerful, but after she got mad, she was invincible…
Ceri: That`s gotta be like, her special power or something… anyway! She`s not here now, we should hurry back to the ship
Crystal: Yeah, the others are probably waiting, let`s go, let`s go! *They start leaving the room, but Ewoyn stops and looks behind*
Ewoyn: Princess Eirlyn… I get the feeling we`ll see her again…
Crystal: Of course we`ll see her again, she bloody ran away! *Grabs her by an arm* Now come on, stop trying to act all cool and stuff…!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:53 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 13: Serious chapter is serious

After all the excitement produced by the latest battles, its time to relax, cool down, and talk a little about what happened…

- Apoliner`s Meeting Hall

Everyone was sitting on the sides of a long table, like a group of weirdly dressed gentlemen, maybe attending a cosplay convention. Luckily, everything was explained already, meaning we won`t have to endure tedious explanations about things we already know. Sweet, huh?
Neo: *Sitting at one of the extremes, in front of a blackboard* Okay… now that we`ve heard both stories, we can start making some conclusions… Alpha team, would you like to start?
Ceri: Well, from what we heard from the evil players we met on Concealed Prison, the enemy knows a lot of things about us already…
Ewoyn: They already know who you are, for example
Neo: Well, heh, that doesn`t surprise me at all, hahah~ I mean, being the celebrity that I am, it`s only natural if my name and striking beauty are known all over the…
Ewoyn: I meant, they already know you`re the captain of the ship
Neo: Oh, that
Lenore: And that`s something they really shouldn`t know, since it hasn`t gone out of the ship, right?
Neo: That`s true… hey, that`s true!
Ewoyn: See? And they also knew how to reach the ship, and they… kinda knew about your… I mean… about… your personality and stuff…

Quote :
Evil mage: You`re telling me the captain of the Apoliner is actually a woman?!
Ewoyn: And what would be wrong with that?! *Aims another arrow*
Evil archer: *The mage looks at him* Well… they never said it was a guy… and, now that I remember, they did say the captain liked butterflies…
Evil fighter: Yeah… *Nods* Yeah, and that he talks singing and dances around, likes to rhyme and all that [CENSORED]…
Evil mage: Then its definitely a woman… *Looks at Crystal* We have you where we wanted, Neoshaman…

Neo: What do you mean?
Nam: Nothing! I mean, she means that… they… well, they did send a rescue message with a princess so, they must know about some of your weaknesses…maybe?
Neo: I see…
Ceri: To sum up, so far we know they knew about the ship, because they targeted us, how to reach us, about you…
Crystal: Gee, I wish I could remember something so that I can appear in this part…
Knivy: Well, you just did
Crystal: Hm?
Knivy: By saying that you don`t remember, you just appeared, congratulations
Crystal: Oh yeah? Well, you just appeared too, only to tell me off
Knivy: Yeah, I wanted to appear in this chapter too
Crystal: Are we even?
Knivy: Yes we are
Neo: So they know all that stuff… *Stands up*
Ako: Well, seeing how all those things they knew are things that only people inside this ship should know…
Attila: Yeah, I think so too. Someone`s leaking information
Atoli: Y… you mean…?
Lenore: Yes. There`s a traitor among us *Everyone falls silent*
Neo: Unfortunately, that seems to be the case… *Walks up to the blackboard* I`ve been thinking about that option for some time now, and if we take it to be correct… *Grabs a piece of chalk* This would be our current situation… *Starts drawing*



Crystal: Wait a second, why`d you draw only yourself…?
Neo: Well, because I am obviously not the traitor… however… *Points the chalk at them* Each and every one of you is under suspicion… *Gives all of them the evil eye*
Lenore: What…?!
Attila: Are you serious?!
Ewoyn: *Stands up* How can you say something like that…!
Neo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, see how you all reacted? You`re only confirming my suspicions…
Nam: I didn`t say anything. Am I free of suspicion?
Neo: Well, the fact that you didn`t try to defend your integrity makes you even more suspicious
Nam: Darn…
Attila: Well, traitor or not, I need to know what we are going to do, I have to drive, remember?
Ako: Oh yeah… wait… if you`re here, who`s driving right now?
Attila: I left the auto-pilot on
Ako: Ah, good… I guess
Lenore: Well, for now… I think the best thing to do is keep going as we were, trying to reach the evil sky fortress, we`ll attempt to find out who the traitor is along the way. We can`t afford to lose time…
Kokoro: Especially when the fortress is running away from us
Lenore: Yeah, especially when… wait, what?
Kokoro: Well… *Secures her glasses on, her laptop in front of her* Remember when I told you that the fortress wasn`t as close as it looked?
Neo: Yes, because of the mirrored particles
Kokoro: Exactly. Well, not only did it end up being much farther, but its also moving
Neo: The fortress is moving…?
Kokoro: At a very slow pace, its almost not noticeable, but with my analysis I can tell its location changes by a couple of metres the closer we get… it`s moving away from us
Lenore: [CENSORED]…
Kokoro: W… we shouldn`t worry too much! Its nothing, we will be able to reach the fortress, I just think I should let you know this
Attila: Aha, so we`ll keep going same as before? That`s no fun at all
Neo: Yeah, we have stuff to do while getting there
Ako: And we have to bear in mind that they can attack us again any time…
Attila: I hope so, because… *Seras walks inside the meeting room. She was untidy, dirty, and once again her breasts looked like they were trying to escape*
Seras: Argh, dammit…
Neo: Whoa, Seras! How`re the reparations going?
Seras: Like Britney Spears` divorce
Neo: Oh… ugh…
Seras: But I`ll manage…
Neo: What about the group I assigned to help you?
Seras: They`re a bunch of weak worthless lazy [CENSORED][CENSORED] of a [CENSORED]
Neo: Oh… um… I see…
Seras: Its better if I do everything alone, but I need you to get something for me
Neo: What is it?
Seras: To repair the internal damages on the deck, I need a Thermal Hydraulic Ion Neutralizer Grade Yellow
Neo: A… what…?
Seras: I need a T.H.I.N.G.Y.
Neo: Oh, a T.H.I.N.G.Y.! There`s one in the deposit, I think…
Seras: I know, I tried to go get it myself, but you activated the security code…
Neo: Agh, that`s true, heheh…
Lenore: I told you not to do that, Neo… why would we need the security code?
Neo: Well, heh, that`s because there`s also where I keep my… well… never mind, I`ll go get the T.H.I.N.G.Y., I`ll be right back! *Leaves the meeting room*
Seras: Ahhh, I`m beat… *Sits down* So, what were you all talking about?

- Apoliner`s Deposit

Neo: Pffft, “Why would we need the security code?” she asks, hahaha~ *Stands beside a huge door and in front of a security panel with letters and numbers* Well, there`s no way I`m going on a trip without taking my hentai collection with me, tch… *Types something and the door opens*

After Neo entered the ship`s deposit, the doors closed behind him, letting us see there was someone beside the doors inside, his blue hair covering his eyes in a gloomy expression, and his body almost invisible thanks to the darkness of the place and his black tuxedo…

Doc: Hey there… *Serious voice*
Neo: *Jumps* HOLY [CENSORED] WHAT THE [CENSORED]!!! *Turns around* Oh my god, Doc… don`t startle me like that… gosh… argh… *Recovers breath* Man… dude… argh…
Doc: Heh, sorry…
Neo: Wait a sec… *Looks at him* How the heck did you get in here…?! And… *Looks at the mountains of hentai material behind him and stands in front of them with arms extended* M… more importantly! I would like to let you know that all this belongs to Lenore!!



Doc: Hahah…
Neo: Yeah, and… h… hey… I haven`t seen you in a long time…
Doc: Really?
Neo: Yeah, actually… I haven`t seen you at all since we took off *Looks carefully at the Doc* Anywhere…
Doc: I`ve been busy…
Neo: Busy doing what…? *Remembers something* Busy not helping us while we were being attacked…!!
Doc: Mhh…
Neo: I remember now, you weren`t there! Where were you while we were all fighting?!
Doc: As I said… I was busy… *Lifts his head, allowing us to see his eyes, red*
Neo: Oh no… oh, no, no, no, no, no… you…?
Doc: I`ve been wanting to talk to you, Neo… *Sad expression*
Neo: Oh [CENSORED]… don`t tell me it was you… don`t…
Doc: Yeah… unfortunately, it was me…
Neo: But… you are… since when… you… *Looks at the floor*
Doc: Since you first saw me. As soon as I saw you guys running across the Ancient Elven Woods I knew it would pay off to tag along… and here I am…
Neo: So all this time… you… were an evil player… you were infected…
Doc: That`s right…
Neo: But, how… how couldn`t we tell… I mean, the eyes… and…
Doc: Oh, I have special abilities. Such as concealing the evil signs in my body… however, I wasn`t lying when I told you I wanted to talk to you *Looks straight at Neo, who looks straight back*
Neo: *Serious* And what do you want to say?
Doc: Heh… *Smirks before running his hand over his hair, which turns red*
Neo: Wh… what…?!
Doc: *His eyes turn white* I am a shadow… the true self…
Neo: A shadow…
Doc: Neo, it`s time you faced an enemy you`ve been running away from for a long time…
Neo: Running away? Hah! Fat chance, I never run away from anyone, and I`m certainly not gonna run away from you, Doc…
Doc: I don`t mean me, I mean you
Neo: Huh?
Doc: You`re changing. You`re turning into something you never wanted to be
Neo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don`t get it, what do you mean?
Doc: You`re a hypocrite. And a hater
Neo: I am not
Doc: I have proof
Neo: Well, bring it on!
Doc: Let`s see… how about that girl who`s all the time complaining…?
Neo: That… girl…?
Doc: You know, that one… that obnoxious, self-centered spoiled brat… you hate her, right?
Neo: N… no… I mean… how do you…?
Doc: *Makes girly voice* “For crying out loud, can`t a girl have any peace?!”
Neo: *Opens eyes wide* How do you know…
Doc: I know lots of things. So? You hate her, yes?
Neo: No… more like… dislike, but not hate… I…
Doc: Aw, come on… that`s not what you thought when she was “Disregarding the unimportant”, right?
Neo: Stop it.
Doc: What about those guys who always talk about themselves? Everything`s always about themselves, their lives, their game, their stats, their likes and dislikes… but of course, that`s something they`d never admit, isn`t that so…?
Neo: Yeah…
Doc: What a bunch of hypocrites, right?
Neo: *Looks at the floor again* Aha…
Doc: Yeah, always talking about how much they dislike all the fabled “Drama”, while stirring it up themselves, rolling in it and enjoying, like pigs on their own mud…
Neo: *Looks helpless* Uhum…
Doc: However, you are writing this about yourself right now…
Neo: *Opens eyes wide again* I am…
Doc: Making you one of them, Neo, another hypocrite… a really important one, too…
Neo: Me…?
Doc: That`s right, you. You have to accept it
Neo: S… shut up… cut the emo [CENSORED]
Doc: Oh yeah? What about that habit of yours of not letting your friends like those who you dislike?
Neo: That`s normal…
Doc: No its not. You hate them, we both already know that. Then why do your friends like them? Does that make any sense? If your friends are on good terms with those who aren`t in good terms with you… why are they your friends in the first place?
Neo: Shut up… and don`t you dare give any names
Doc: You know I`m not making this up, Neo… you know it all comes from your head. I`m just showing it to you
Neo: I already know what`s in my head
Doc: But others don`t, and that bothers you to no end. Wouldn`t it be simpler if people could just read your mind? You`d be able to get away with telling people what you really think of them…
Neo: Stop it… stop it!!
Doc: Going back to your friends… you can`t even understand it, can you? After all, those who you hate haven`t done anything to them…
Neo: Sh…
Doc: But is that enough? How can your friends not care for the fact that they did indeed do something to you? Do they not care at all?
Neo: Stop… it…
Doc: Or maybe… you know, maybe they did do something to your friends, but, they forgive them… and you get jealous…
Neo: No… no…
Doc: Or maybe… just maybe… maybe you are not the center of the universe after all…
Neo: *Raises his head and looks at him* Shut the hell up, that`s not what I think…!!!
Doc: It would be best if you calmed down Neo… don`t make me get started with Meiu…
Neo: *Glares fiercely* You`re not going there…
Doc: Looks like I hit a sore spot, doesn`t it? So, jackpot? Do you hate her…?
Neo: I told you not to mention…
Doc: …any names, but does it matter? She`s not coming back, Neo, you know it. She`s gone forever, and she didn`t even leave a note, hahah…
Neo: Argh… who are you…? You`re not the Do…
Doc: I told you, I am a shadow. And right now, I am you. But don`t start biting around the bush, Neo, do you hate her, yes or no?
Neo: No, I don`t!
Doc: Yeah. As if you even believed that
Neo: I don`t, shut up…!!
Doc: If only she had said something, you would`ve understood, because you cared about her… but no, she just vanished. And you know she`s allright, she`s fine… away from you, that is
Neo: Shut up… shut up…
Doc: That reaction says it all… *Shrugs* But I also know you`re in love now, and…
Neo: ShutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTPSHUTUUUP!! *Neo screams at the sky… well, the ceiling, and is slowly covered by a thick red aura*



Doc: Hmm…
Neo: What makes you think you can just appear and say all that [CENSORED] about me…?!
Doc: I told you, right now, I am you
Neo: YOU ARE NOT ME…!! *Neo runs up to the Doc and lunges, attacking*

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:53 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 14: Neo versus Doc

No time for explanations, truebelievers! After the Doc`s mental assault, Neo had entered berserk status, and a red aura had appeared around him… what`s going to happen now?!

Quote :
Neo: What makes you think you can just appear and say all that [CENSORED] about me…?!
Doc: I told you, right now, I am you
Neo: YOU ARE NOT ME…!! *Neo runs up to the Doc and lunges, attacking*

- Apoliner`s Deposit

The Doc was calmly standing in front of the infuriated Neo, no weapon drawn, just staring at what he had created…
Neo: Y… you… you…
Doc: Me… me… me… *Agent Smith appears behind a pile of magazines*
Smith: Me too… *They both glare at him* Ah, dammit. Sorry guys, wrong movie *Leaves*
Doc: So… where were we?
Neo: *Starts drawing in power from the aura, his eyes turn red and his teeth sharpen* Gh… ghh… grrrr… you…



Doc: The fact you`re getting angrier only shows that I was right in stating that you`re a worthless hypocrite, just like the rest…
Neo: SHUT THE HELL UUUUUUP…!! *Neo runs at the Doc, ready to attack with his bare hands*
Doc: Useless… *Dissappears and appears behind him*
Neo: Hm?! *Stops and looks around* Grrr…
Doc: Over here…
Neo: *Turns around, his voice almost a growl* Dooooooc…
Doc: That`s right, Neo. I`m the Doc, this is me. And at the same time, I am your shadow… I see you understand now
Neo: *Glares at him, trying to remain still* You`ve been… infected by the evil… force… Doc…
Doc: As a matter of fact, the evil force lay dormant inside my body, until our Lord awakened recently… I believe you`re already familiar with that aspect of my nature
Neo: Ghhh… you mean… grrr… you`re like them…
Doc: Like Kitone and Mrew, exactly… with the events that have been taking place lately, the evil force laying in our hearts reacted to them. I do act different than the Doc you used to know, hm?
Neo: Grrr… at least… you know how to speak… correctly…
Doc: Yeah, we`re nothing like our other selves… well…
Both: *At the same time* Except Mrew *They both laugh for a minute before regaining their former positions*
Neo: Gh… ghhh… s… so…
Doc: You already know I can conceal the evil signs. What I am going to do, is eliminate you here and meet the others to announce your unfortunate death…
Neo: Heh… they`d never… believe you…
Doc: Oh, with a little mind twisting, they will… *A voice sounds inside Neo`s head* “Remember what I can do”
Neo: Ggrraagh… *Grabs his head with both hands* Nghhh…
Doc: After that, I intend to go on with my original plan, and secretly assist on the demise of this vessel
Neo: Arrghhh, stop... talking like that…!! I should… be using those… words…
Doc: Nah, you`re too angry to do that, aren`t you? Why don`t you come at me, Neo? I`m not holding any weapon…
Neo: Grrrraaarrghh…!! *Represses an urge to throw himself against Doc* I need… to think…
Doc: To think, in this situation, is to talk. I can see everything that`s going through your head right now… now, it`s the way in which you`re gonna attack me… now, it`s what your friends might be doing right now… now, it`s the third chapter of “Immoral sisters”… dude, you`re sick
Neo: Heh… I just… saw that DVD over there… *Points at a pile of hentai stuff*
Doc: *Looks at the pile* Aha…
Neo: *Dashes forward and violently punches Doc in the face* OOOORRYAAHHH…!!
Doc: *Stumbles, surprised* Wha… how…?!
Neo: Heheh… it seems… that you weren`t able to read… that… heh… *Looks satisfied in his anger*
Doc: But, how…?! I should have seen that coming, I… *Looks at Neo, seriously, then closes his eyes* Now you`re happy that you hit me, now you`re planning on using the hentai stuff to distract me *Opens eyes* But that`s not gonna work, Neo…
Neo: *Looks at the hentai piles once again* Aw, shoot…
Doc: *Touches his face where he was hit* Damn… *Looks at Neo again, who hears the voice in his head* “You won`t be able to do it again”
Neo: Nghhh… *His head hurts* Arghh… no…
Doc: This is where it all ends… I don`t need a sword or an axe to take you down, Neo, that was the old Doc. The only weapons I need to use are your thoughts, your feelings, and your memories…
Neo: *Falls on his knees, grabbing his head* Aghh… dam… dammit… *Closes his eyes hard*

Neo opened his eyes, he was submerged in a sea of memories, vivid images flowing around him. He saw himself in situations he didn`t want to remember, the people who made him mad were all there, doing the things Neo hated about them. He saw himself being called someone “irrelevant”, he saw his problems being disregarded as unimportant, he saw friends disappearing and never coming back, he saw the not-so-bright side of the internet, making people seem so close when they are really so far away. He saw himself hanging out with Meiu, being together with her, and realizing by surprise one day that she wasn`t around and that she would probably never be again…

Neo: Nghh… agh… ahhhh… *Falls to the ground, and faints*
Doc: Heh… it was inevitable, Neo… you gotta be careful of yourself… *Starts walking towards him*

And then, since the Doc had probably eased the mind assault a little, Neo started seeing other people, who looked at him in that sea that was his mind, and talked to him…

Ako: Dude, get up and fight, I know you`re better than this! *Raises her thumb*

Zappy: LOL PWNED… erm, I mean… GO NEO GO

Atoli: Neo, please get up, I know you can do it… I know it!

Ceri: Focus your chakra, Neo! Come on!

Seras: This isn`t something I can fix, but I sure know you can get outta this one… hey, my face is up here, dammit!!

Attila: I am without a doubt one of the best healers in Apoline, I`ve been tested in almost every situation. I`m proud of what I`ve managed to do

Ewoyn: *Looks around* What…? I`m not gonna say anything. The one who gives speeches like this and revives the fallen ones is Arwen, and she sucks, I`m much better than her

Lenore: So, lemme get this straight… you CAN watch a video I send to you about a naked guy doing horrible things to himself with the most unimaginable objects… but you CAN`T take a puny mind assault by this [CENSORED]? Well you better get up right now, or I`m not ever [CENSORED] talking to you again, [CENSORED]!


Neo heard them all, feeling their words become his energy, and he closed his eyes. When he opened them again, he was back in the deposit…

Neo: Nghh…? *Opens his eyes while lying on the floor without Doc realizing, since he was facing his back* Oh…
Doc: *Keeps walking towards him* As easy as I expected…
Neo: *Stays still while thinking* He thinks I`m dead…? This is my chance…
Doc: Now, those idiots will never believe he actually died in this state, so I might have to get a little dirty after all… *Puts a hand in his pocket*
Neo: Raaaaarrrghh…!! *Jumps over him, knocking him to the ground* O HAI THAR…!!
Doc: H… huh?! What the…?!
Neo: I got you now…! *Sits over the doc, grabbing his neck with both hands, pressing a little*
Doc: Heh… and… ghh… what… are you… gonna do…? *Neo glares at him* Are you… going to… kill me…?
Neo: That`s not what I want…
Doc: Yeah… heh… you keep… telling yourself that… *Looks to the side*
Neo: Doc… I`m warning you…
Doc: In truth… you don`t have the guts… and after you leave this room, you`ll continue to live your bitter… *Neo`s red aura starts building up again* … false… *His teeth sharpen once more* … hypocritical life…
Neo: Ghhhh… *Closes his eyes sharply* Grrrrr… *Tightens his grip on Doc`s neck*
Doc: Come on… give in… to anger… and hatred…
Neo: Grghhhh… aghhh… *Tries to resist, but presses harder*
Doc: That`s… all… you know… how to do… in the end…
Neo: *Opens his eyes and screams at the sky* RAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH…!!! *His hands turn into sharp claws, and his grimace from before turns into an insane smile, as the camera turns to the wall and shows us his shadow desecrating Doc`s body* HIIIIYYAAAHHHHH…!!!



A while after that, in the…

- Apoliner`s Meeting Hall

Seras: *Sitting down, bored* Gee, he sure is taking his time…
Lenore: The others have already left to make sure everything is ready… do you want to go too? I`ll make him give you the…
Seras: No, no, I`ve already done all I can, I need the T.H.I.N.G.Y. to go on with the reparations…
Lenore: Ah, I see… oh well…
Seras: *Slams her fist on the table* Where is that loser?! We`re losing precious tim…!! *Neo appears at the door of the hall, stained in blood, his face was more apathetic than an emo`s Myspace profile* Oh, there you are! Wait, where`s the T.H.I.N.G.Y.?
Lenore: Dude, you took forev… what the hell? Is that blood?!
Neo: *Stares at them* The Doc is dead
Lenore: What?!
Seras: You mean Feelgood? He`s dead?! Wait, you don`t mean…
Neo: *Still apathetic* He was an evil player, so I killed him…
Lenore: *Stunned* I can`t believe it… all this time…?
Neo: I had no choice… *Looks at the ground*
Lenore: Neo, are you okay…?
Neo: I`m going to my room for a while. I`ll be there… *Walks away in direction to his room*
Lenore: Hey, wait…!
Neo: *Looks at her* I want to be alone *Keeps walking*
Lenore: Wait, dammit…! *Tries to follow him, but Seras speaks*
Seras: Wait a second, let him be…
Lenore: Ahhh, dammit… *Slams her fist on the table, poor table*
Seras: Well, now we know who was leaking information, heh…
Lenore: But, the Doc was the traitor? Then, all this time, he was infected… and we didn`t notice?
Seras: We`ll have to talk to Neo once he snaps out of his emo-ness… but right now *Stands up* I gotta go check the deposit
Lenore: Y… yeah… judging from his armor, there`s gonna be a nice mess to clean there…
Seras: Not only that, I still need that T.H.I.N.G.Y., and you better start praying that it hasn`t been damaged, or we`re [CENSORED]…

Meanwhile, far away from there…

- Evil Sky Fortress

Two evil players are walking along one of the passages…
Evil cleric: Did you hear? Mrew and Kitone couldn`t complete their mission!
Evil archer: What, seriously? Where did you hear that from?
Evil cleric: A friend who has contacts told me, apparently, they saw them running away from the rebel ship in the Dark Darkness!
Evil archer: Wait… their mission was to attack the rebel ship by surprise, and destroy them, right?
Evil cleric: That`s right, and they couldn`t even do that…
Evil archer: Well, apparently the rebels are tougher than we thought…
Evil cleric: It would seem… I mean, I didn`t think Mrew and Kitone were THAT strong, but, I really thought they could pull this one off…
Evil archer: Yeah… hey, does the Evil Lord know about this?
Evil cleric: No, and for now, it`s better if he doesn`t know
Evil archer: What? You sure? He`s gonna kill us if he finds out we knew and we didn`t tell him!
Evil cleric: But if he finds out he might kill us anyway, and this way the Lord`s calm, and we can slack off, do nothing, relax… otherwise we`d have to work…
Evil archer: You`re right… yeah… if he thinks they`re handling it…
Evil cleric: So, hey, who do you think is the Lord gonna send after the rebels next?
Evil archer: Oh, I bet it`s gonna be that creep Sereno…
Evil cleric: Yeah, I think so too, he`s been getting pretty popular around here lately, being a general and all…
Evil archer: He creeps me out dude, walking around in that speedo…
Evil cleric: Yeah, or that girly blue dress… *Shudder*
Evil archer: Do you really think he…? *Makes an obscene gesture involving his mouth and his hand*
Evil cleric: You mean, if he…? *Makes the same gesture, but with both hands*
Evil archer: Yeah, y`know, if he… *Makes an extremely odd but super descriptive gesture with both his hands, his mouth, and his legs, we can`t really figure out what it means, but we`re sure that deep down, it has to do with homosexuality*
Evil cleric: Dude, that was gross
Evil archer: Sorry
Evil cleric: But, yeah, definitely, I think so…
Evil archer: Yup… man, that Sereno… *They hear a voice behind them*
Sereno: Oh, how delighted I am~! You two must be talking about me…! *Smiles cheerfully*
Evil cleric: *Turns around with his buddy* Oh man… oh man, oh man…
Evil archer: S… Sereno… hi… um… y… you`re not gonna… hit on us, right?
Sereno: Hahaha~! Hit on you? *His expression turns serious* Hit on worthless scum like you…? Who the hell do you think I am…?! *Charges fire energy in his hand*
Evil cleric: Aw man, we`re dead… what`re we going to do now…?!
Sereno: DIE…!! *Releases an enormous flame from his hand, burning them to cinders* DRAGON FLAME…!!



Evil archer: Aaaaaarrrghhhhh…!! *Melts*
Sereno: Tch… idiots… this place is full of them… *Smiles again* Oh well, I must not let that get me down, I got valuable information from those two buffoons~! I must tell the Evil Lord as soon as possible~! *Walks through the passageway merrily*

And back in the Apoliner…

- Captain`s Chamber

Neo`s sitting in his bed, looking at the posters in the walls
Neo: *Sigh* What`s going on… why did this happen all of a sudden…? *Grabs a notebook from a nearby table, that has the words “Captain`s log (xD)” in the cover* This… this is supposed to be a comedy… then… then why am I…



TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:54 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER



Chapter 15: For great justice!

At the end of the last chapter, we had left our red-haired hero sitting alone in his cabin, depressed and deep in thought…

- Captain`s Chamber

Neo: Hmmmm… argh, I can`t get over all those things Doc said… about the people I don`t like… *Gets up, and we can see he has a white line in his hair* Argh… those words… they`re true, what he was saying is true… this place is so… so full of… *Starts walking and singing hurriedly*



There`s a hole in the net like a great black pit
And the vermin of that world inhabit it
And its morals aren`t worth what a pin can spit
And it goes by the name of Fiesta
At the top of the game sit the privileged few
Making mock of the newbies in the lonely zoo
Turning beauty to filth and greed
I too have sailed the internet and seen its wonders
For the cruelty of men is as wonderous as in WoW
But there`s no place like Fiesta!

Suddenly, Neo stopped walking, realizing what he was saying…

Neo: No… *Sits down in his bed and loses the white stripe in his hair* No, no, no, no, no, that won`t do at all… that`s not exactly how things are… *Sigh* I need to pull myself together and find a balance…

Neo started looking at the walls. He had various posters on them, and he was staring directly at one that had his favourite band on it…



Neo: *Sigh* Mhh… *Starts singing again*

Dee Snider can you hear me, I am lost and so alone
I`m asking for your guidance, won`t you come down from your throne
I need a tight compadre, my emotions I won`t block
The Doc said I`m a huge fake, but man, he can suck a [CENSORED]

And then, to Neo`s amazement, the Dee Snider on the Twisted Sister poster came to life, and spoke to him!

Dee: Here I am, Neo! What do you need…?
Neo: Wh… *Rubs his eyes and looks again* Wha… how… What?! Dee, is it really you?
Dee: Yeah, man, I`m your spiritual guide!
Neo: You? Aren`t they supposed to be animals? Like, snakes, or coyotes?
Dee: Only if you`re a northamerican indian, dude! However, I am not your… REAL spiritual guide, but, I am here to help you…!! *Bangs his head*
Neo: W… whoa…
Dee: So! What`s your problem, man?
Neo: Well, let`s see… I just killed someone
Dee: AWESOME!!
Neo: No, really, I killed a guy
Dee: Was he ticking you off?
Neo: Yeah. Well… yeah, yeah he was. I mean, he wanted to kill me and stuff
Dee: Then you did the right thing, man! *Makes heavy metal pose* Yeah…!!
Neo: But the guy said some things before I did that. He could read my mind, so he said some things I think…
Dee: *Stops rocking* Aha… so he could read your mind…
Neo: Yeah, and he spoke about what I think of a lot of people. And they really are people I can`t stand… he said I`m full of hate
Dee: Is that true, man?
Neo: Well… I don`t really know. What he said is true, I don`t like those people, but he said I`m a hypocrite
Dee: He did, huh? Well, I hate a lot of people myself, man! And, do you let this people know what you think of them?
Neo: Not really… I mean, I don`t lie, but I don`t go around telling them what I think about them… right?
Dee: Well man, you gotta tell them YOU`RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT…!!
Neo: Yeah…
Dee: Tell them they`re so condescending, their gall is never ending, YOU DON`T WANT NOTHING, NOT A THING FROM THEM…!!
Neo: Yeah… yeah, you`re right…!!
Dee: You got it, man!
Neo: Yeah… I think… I feel a lot better now! *Looks at the poster* Thanks, Dee Snider
Dee: No problem, dude, anytime…! *Heavy metal pose* I WANNA ROCK!! *Freezes in the same pose as he had before awakening*
Neo: *Gets up* My mind is clear now…! I… *Looks at his own hands* I know what to fight for… *Someone knocks on the door*
Lenore: Neeeeooooo…! You there…?
Neo: Coming…! *Opens the door, smiling* Hey there!
Lenore: Oh, Neo… um, well, I came here because… maybe you needed someone to talk to and…
Neo: Don`t worry Lenore, I already talked with Dee Snider
Lenore: Cool, that`s goo—Wait, what?
Neo: Yeah, he came outta my poster!
Lenore: He came… outta your poster…
Neo: That`s right! And we talked… but hey, I`m gonna talk to the others now, come with me! *Takes her hand and drags her into the bridge*
Lenore: Beaten by a glam metal rockstar… whoa…

- Apoliner`s Bridge

Neo walks in, followed by Lenore. The rest of the crew was there, well, not all of it, the ones you know…
Neo: Hello, everyone!
Ako: *Surprised, like the rest* Neo…!
Attila: You`re finally here…
Atoli: Neo, are you okay…?
Neo: I`m allright now, I`m sorry I made you all worry
Seras: Worried? Us? Pst, please… good to know you`re not emo anymore, though…
Ceri: Hey, Neo, we heard about Doc…
Ewoyn: Yeah, um… we wanted to tell you, you don`t have to beat yourself up about it, I mean…
Nam: Yeah, you know, one has to do what one has to do
Neo: That`s okay, I`m over it now, but I wanted to tell you all something, so everyone, pay atten… *Notices Kokoro is reading a book* Kokoro!
Kokoro: Hm? *Raises her head from the book* Oh! Sorry, Neo *Smiles*
Neo: Excuse me… *Walks slowly up to her* What is this…?
Kokoro: What? This? Oh, it`s just a book I`m reading… *Tries to hide it*
Neo: No, no, let me see it… *Takes the book from her* Aha… *Takes a look at the book, which ends up being “Twilight”* Hmmm…
Kokoro: S… sorry…
Neo: *Looks at the book and then at Kokoro, carefully* So it was this…
Kokoro: S… sorry, Neo…
Neo: Have you been hiding this from me?
Kokoro: N… no, I… I just…
Neo: Yes you have… *Walks around with the book in his raised hand* Yes you have, and you know, Kokoro, that I do not allow literature of this type in this vessel…
Kokoro: I`m really sorry Neo, I know you don`t like that book, so I…
Neo: No! *Looks at her again* Don`t call this a book! It`s not worthy of being called a book! I`m actually ashamed I qualified it as literature a couple of lines ago, so scratch that!
Kokoro: Neo, please…
Neo: I am confiscating this…!
Kokoro: No, I need it! *Desperate*
Neo: See?! That`s what I mean! That’s what this… thing is doing to you!
Kokoro: Give it back, I need it…!
Neo: Here I am, trying to pour my heart in the words I was about to say, and you… you…!! *Dee Snider appears near Kokoro, the others can`t see nor hear him*
Dee: Man, chill out!
Neo: Dee…?
Dee: Yeah man, its me. You don`t need to get so heated, it`s just a crappy book, man…
Neo: Yeah, but… *Looks at the rockstar and raises the book* Dee, I can`t stand this [CENSORED]



Dee: Well, neither can I, dude, but sometimes we have to be tolerant y`know
Ako: Umm… Neo? Who are you talking to…?
Neo: *Sigh* You`re right… I learned that lesson…
Dee: Give her back her book and say what you need to say, man! *Raises his thumb and then vanishes*
Lenore: *Slowly* Is it that rock star you mentioned before, Neo…?
Attila: Rock star?
Lenore: I guess, that`s what he said…
Crystal: You okay, Neo? You don`t seem to be feeling well…
Neo: No, no, I`m okay, sorry… it was nothing
Kokoro: Neo, I`m sorry…
Neo: Nah, I`m sorry… *Looks at the book, disgusted* … I guess… *Throws it at Kokoro* Take it before I change my mind…
Kokoro: *Grabs the book and hugs it* Thanks, Neo…!!
Neo: Yeah, yeah… *Walks to where he was before* We`ll have a talk about that later…
Lenore: Neo, are you completely sure you`re okay? We`re worried about you, y`know…
Neo: I`m okay, Len, I`m sure of it
Juneau: But you`re seeing things, talking to yourself…
Neo: I wasn`t talking to myself, he was my spiritual guide!
Juneau: Yeah, well… *Points at him* That`s kinda what I`m talking about
Lenore: You can`t deny that after the fight you had with Doc down there, you`ve been acting kinda strange…
Neo: Yeah, but that`s because I`ve been thinking a lot about a lot of things, so please, liste…
Zappy: Do you hear the voices, Neo…?
Neo: I`m not hearing any voices, Zap…
Zappy: What are the voices telling you…?
Neo: Nothing, I am not hearing voices
Zappy: Do they tell you to burn things, Neo…?
Neo: Shhhh…! Just listen up already! *Everyone assumes listening positions* Okay, so, during the battle with Doc, and after it, I was questioned about our reason to fight…
Attila: I thought we had that clear
Neo: We thought we had that clear, yes, but everything`s relative, since everyone has their own sense of “Good and evil”
Lenore: Ah, I see…
Neo: We are fighting against evil, a force that focuses on ruining other`s well being purposefully, according to what Ako told us when she was possessed…
Knivy: *Raises his hand* I had a question regarding that
Neo: *Points at him* Yes
Knivy: Well, you said that when Ako was infected by the evil force, Attila was able to exorcise her and bring her back to normal…
Attila: That`s what I did, because I am one of the best…
Neo: Wait *Stops Attila* I`m going to allow only one of those jokes every two chapters. It`s getting kinda repetitive
Attila: Well, don`t tell me, you`re the one writing
Neo: Right, sorry *Points at Knivy again* Go on
Knivy: Why didn`t we do that with Doc too? Y`know, taking the evil out of him?
Neo: Unfortunately, Doc wasn`t possessed by the evil force. He was like Kitone and Mrew, the evil force lived within him, and was awakened recently. There was nothing we could do…
Knivy: Oh… *Looks down* I see…
Neo: I am really sad that things had to go as they went, but we can`t waste more time than I already did listening to My Chemical Romance in my room…
Seras: Gosh, you really were emo…
Juneau: Like Peter Parker on Spiderman 3…
Knivy: *Looks at June* That wasn`t emo
Juneau: That SO was…
Neo: As I was saying, the evil force just focuses in screwing others up, there`s no second reading to that, it`s not being only selfish, or self-centered, or conceited, or anything else, its being evil. It collides with our sense of justice… or is anyone here okay with that concept?
Lenore: No
Ako: No
Attila: No
Atoli: No
Ceri: No
Crystal: No
Nam: No
Ewoyn: No
Knivy: No
Seras: No
Juneau: No
Mystra: No
Zappy: Yes… erm, I mean, no. Heh, no!
Neo: Good. I know you all probably know this, but never let anyone question your principles, even if its some smart-mind-twisting villiain… It worked on me a couple of hours ago
Lenore: I see…
Neo: So whenever someone questions your principles and tries to make you believe they are wrong…
Lenore: Punch him in the face!
Ako: Poke his guts out!
Zappy: PK him and make him curse at you so you can report him and have a valid reason to whine if he doesn`t get banned!
Neo: Yes, you could do that too. Everything`s okay as long as they understand you`re sure about your ideals and as long as you let them know that you`re fighting for your own sense of justice! *Clenches his fist and raises it* So just look at them in the eyes and tell them that… *The ghost of Dee Snider appears behind Neo, mimicking his motions* WE`RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT…!! *Everyone looks at him*
Attila: We knew that
Neo: C`mon guys, a little cooperation here…
Kokoro: Hm? *Raises her head from the book* Something the matter?
Neo: KOKORO, PUT THAT [CENSORED] AWAY RIGHT NOW…!!!
Kokoro: Kyaaaa, sorry, sorry…!! *Puts the book down*
Neo: C`mon guys, get your head in the game…!



Seras: What Neo`s saying is right, losers *Gets up* I`m sure an awful lot of you wouldn`t have made it through if a mind-reading enemy would`ve attacked you, so bloody pay attention, okay?! *Raises a monkey-wrench*
Ewoyn: Y… yeah… *Stops with the card castle she was building*
Nam: You`re right *Puts away the cooking book he was reading*
Ceri: Sorry… *Turns off the Playstation 2 where she was playing Narutimetto Hero 3*
Crystal: Argh… *Looks guilty as she puts away the controller, she was playing with Ceri* I was winning…
Ceri: You weren`t, I had my special ready
Crystal: Who had more health?
Ceri: Well, you, but I was gonna…
Crystal: Shhh…!
Ceri: Hey, but…!
Crystal: Zip it
Ceri: You zip it!
Crystal: NO U
Ceri: NO U
Crystal: NO U
Ceri: NO U
Crystal: NO U
Ceri: NO U
Neo: NO U TWO…!! *They both look at him* I swear, I`m almost done… please let me finish…
Lenore: Dang… looks like things aren`t going as you planned…
Neo: Well… one of the things that supposedly I learnt, is to cope with these situations without getting angry and stuff…
Ako: You certainly learnt how to do that, hahaha…!
Neo: *Closes his eyes and counts to 10* Well, guys… as I was saying… just keep that in mind and let`s continue fighting the forces of evil as we`ve been doing, okay? I wanted you all to be prepared and sure about what we`re doing…
Ewoyn: *Understanding smile* Don`t worry Neo, we got your back
Crystal: And you got ours!
Atoli: We won`t let anyone mess with our beliefs
Juneau: Yeah, we all want the same thing in the end…
Neo: I`m glad to hear that, guys… let`s get going now. Let`s show those evil guys what we`re made of…!! We`ll fight…
Everyone: *They all raise their fists* FOR GREAT JUSTICE…!!!



What a lovely scene, right? However, something different was going on in the floating evil lair…

- Evil Sky Fortress

Evil lord: DAMMIT…!! *His shout can be heard everywhere in the fortress*

Evil fighter: *Away, in one of the passages* Uh-oh… looks like the Lord found out about Mrew and Kitone…

Evil Lord: SO CLOSE…!! *The camera zooms in and we see he`s playing Soul Calibur*

Evil mage: *Talking to the fighter after hearing that* Hmm… more like, he lost at Soul Calibur again…
Evil fighter: Well, that`s because he insists on playing only with Nightmare
Evil mage: Yeah, he`s obsessed with evil stuff…
Evil fighter: Aha, he really can`t play RPGs, he can`t stand being a good guy…
Evil mage: Man, Ivy`s hot…

Evil Lord: Tch… *Presses “Retry”* I`ll teach you now… *Sereno walks inside the obscure chamber*
Sereno: Hello, my Loooord~! *Speaks with a girly voice that seems to spawn hearts around him*
Evil Lord: Sereno… *Takes a quick glance at him and keeps playing*
Sereno: My Lord, I have very important news for you, sir~!
Evil Lord: WELL, THEY BETTER BE GOOD…!! *We can see that, in the screen, he`s being owned by Taki* DAMMIT…!!
Sereno: Don`t worry sir, you might not like them at the beginning, but I`m 100% sure that it`ll turn out to be a good thing in the end…
Evil Lord: Well…?!
Sereno: Listen closely… huhuh… *Smirks*

TO BE CONTINUED…

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:55 pm

Chronicles of the

GAME BATTLESHIP APOLINER


- Trading Card Game-



Whoa, what is this? It`s Game Battleship Apoliner`s brand new Trading Card Game! Play with a friend and battle using your favourite characters from this record-breaking forum anime!

Sweet! What do I need? You and your friend need either one deck each, or you can both play with the same deck if you have only one. The size of the deck is determined by the players, it has no limit. You might also want to have a coin around, and something to write on

Okay, and how do I play? Well, each player starts off with 20 health points, your objective is to reduce your opponent`s health points to 0. How to achieve such a goal? Keep reading...

Getting started:
You and your opponent draw 5 cards each, from your decks or from the same deck if that`s how you`re playing. After deciding who goes first with a coin flip, the one that starts draws a card. Each player will draw a card at the beggining of his/her turn. After drawing a card, the player may declare a battle...

Battles:
You and your opponent will both place a character card face down in front of each other. Then, the player whose turn it is, will declare a battle rule. There are 6 different rules, corresponding to the stats of a card: Courage, Charm, Academics, Strength, Insanity and Spam. After the rule has been declared, both players flip their character cards and compare the stat that corresponds with the rule chosen by the challenger (If its a "Courage battle", you`ll compare the "Courage" stat) the character with the highest stat wins the battle. The loser takes one point of damage to his/her health points and both character cards that took part in the battle will go to their respective player`s discard pile (Or to the only discard pile, if you`re using only one deck)

Abilities:
Note that each character has a special ability that has to be taken into account after flipping the card and before comparing the stats, these abilities can turn the results of battles upside down, so its important that you apply them correctly

Card clash:
If, after applying abilities, both battling characters have the same number on their stat, this is considered a draw and a "Card clash" occurs. A coin is flipped and the stat that cannot be expressed with numbers, Luck, comes into play. The winner of the coin flip wins the battle

Star stats:
Also note that characters have a star beside one of their stats. This is called their "Star stat", if the character wins a battle using this stat, it deals two points of damage to the opponent instead of one

Types:
Each character card has a "Type" that can be any of these three: Power, Knowledge and Laughter. These help in applying abilities and have hidden properties that will soon be discovered...

Technique cards:
Coming soon...!

Game over:
The game ends when a player loses all of his/her health points, and the other player is declared the winner. If a player`s deck runs out of cards (Or both players, if they`re playing with the same deck) before this happens, theplayer will shuffle his/her discard pile (Again, only one if you`re using one deck) which will become a new deck

Amazing! And where are the cards? The cards will be released in this thread inbetween chapters, but to get you started here`s the Starter Expansion of Apoliner`s Card Battle!

- Neoshaman (Laughter)



Courage 80
Charm 95
Academics 50
Strength 75 (*)
Insanity 45
Spam 25

Ability: Charisma strike
Whenever Neoshaman wins a battle against a Power-type opponent, you may draw a card

- Lenore (Power)



Courage 60
Charm 55
Academics 60 (*)
Strength 80
Insanity 90
Spam 30

Ability: Shock absorb
The opponent`s ability is nullified

- Ako (Power)



Courage 75
Charm 50 (*)
Academics 75
Strength 90
Insanity 100
Spam 20

Ability: Spiral Madness
Ako will always win at Insanity

- Attila (Knowledge)



Courage 65 (*)
Charm 40
Academics 80
Strength 70
Insanity 30
Spam 85

Ability: Mindless spam
If the opponent declared a knowledge battle, you may change it to a spam battle

- Zappy (Laughter)



Courage 30
Charm 35
Academics 50
Strength 60 (*)
Insanity 25
Spam 75

Ability: Smart trolling
When competing in Academics, flip a coin. If heads, Zappy`s Academics stat is doubled

- Ceri (Knowledge)



Courage 80
Charm 80
Academics 60
Strength 40 (*)
Insanity 35
Spam 10

Ability: Kage bunshin
If Ceri loses a battle, flip a coin. If heads, return Ceri to your hand

- Crystal (Laughter)



Courage 50 (*)
Charm 85
Academics 20
Strength 70
Insanity 75
Spam 75

Ability: Where was I?
When you play Crystal, the battle rule has to be the same as the previous battle

- Ewoyn (Knowledge)



Courage 90
Charm 40
Academics 65 (*)
Strength 80
Insanity 25
Spam 15

Ability: Paralyzing arrow
If the opponent is power-type, their strength is reduced by 10 points

- Nam (Power)



Courage 80
Charm 60
Academics 30
Strength 95
Insanity 50 (*)
Spam 30

Ability: Secret seasoning
If Nam loses against an opponent using a star stat, the damage is still 1 point

- Knivy (Laughter)



Courage 65
Charm 25
Academics 45 (*)
Strength 70
Insanity 85
Spam 55

Ability: Revenge knife
If Knivy loses against an opponent using a star stat, the winner takes 1 damage

- Kokoro (Knowledge)



Courage 40 (*)
Charm 65
Academics 95
Strength 20
Insanity 25
Spam 40

Ability: Radar scan
When Kokoro battles, you may look at your opponent`s hand

- Atoli (Knowledge)



Courage 55 (*)
Charm 85
Academics 60
Strength 35
Insanity 45
Spam 20

Ability: Innocence
If the opponent chose a strength battle rule, he/she flips a coin, if tails, he/she chooses a new rule

- Juneau (Knowledge)



Courage 60
Charm 65 (*)
Academics 75
Strength 65
Insanity 20
Spam 80

Ability: Ironic aura
If the opponent chose a battle rule that correspond`s to his/her highest stat, he/she chooses a new rule

- Seras (Power)



Courage 75
Charm 90
Academics 70
Strength 90
Insanity 60 (*)
Spam 15

Ability: Intimidating glare
If the oponnent is a laughter-type character, their courage is reduced by 20 points

- Mrew (Laughter)



Courage 35
Charm 90
Academics 45
Strength 65 (*)
Insanity 60
Spam 25

Ability: Fatal Attraction
Whenever Mrew wins a battle against a male opponent, you may choose one of the cards in the opponent`s hand without looking and discard it

- Kitone (Power)



Courage 75
Charm 45
Academics 50 (*)
Strength 95
Insanity 75
Spam 35

Ability: No mercy
If Kitone`s battle ends in a draw, she is declared the winner

- Eirlyn (Laughter)



Courage 40 (*)
Charm 95
Academics 65
Strength 30
Insanity 70
Spam 20

Ability: Shapeshifter
When both fighting cards are revealed, you may shuffle Eirlyn into your deck and draw a card to replace her, the card can`t be changed

- Sereno (Laughter)



Courage 45
Charm 80
Academics 75
Strength 65 (*)
Insanity 85
Spam 80

Ability: Ambiguous dragon
If Sereno battles a knowledge-type character, flip a coin, if heads, increase Sereno`s Courage by 20 points. If tails, decrease Sereno`s charm by 20 points

Those are the first cards you`ll have to play the Apoliner`s TCG, I hope you like them~! Please, look forward to future releases, including technique and item cards, as well as other characters, and new versions of these characters. I wanted to specially thank Kitone who helped me design some of the abilities, I spent a lot of time trying to come up with some of them (Most of them to be honest, hahaha~) and also, thanks to all of you who provided me with screenies for the pics in the trading cards!

IT`S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL...!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Game Battleship Apoliner   Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:49 am

haha that rocked. I've always wanted to be in one of your stories they are just so [CENSORED] awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now to get back into playing card games like this... I got bored with most of the others i tried, being named the only girl who could PWN the champion...... yea not good at my primary school rofl he cheated and everything I still creamed him in that game...

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