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PostSubject: Neoshaman`s mighty concert!   Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:56 pm

This was my first attempt at making people laugh in the Fiesta Forums. Sadly, it wasn`t very successful, since I was a newbie and not many people knew me. And you know how people are *Shrugs* Anyway, I really like it, and I`m putting the entire posts here, instead of the songs alone. Rock on!

Hi there, Apolinians! (NOTE: Yeah, since I posted on Apoline General) How`s it going? Good? No drama? Awesome! Well, today I found in my computer a bunch of Fiesta songs (Rewrites of already famous songs, o`course) and I just thought I`d share them with you through here! To spice it up, I`m putting them in this concert you`re all invited to attend! (I humbly suggest you hear the song in question so that you get the tune, for extra fun) After a couple of posts I`ll put the next one and so on, I really hope you like them!

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*Huge queue lining up in front of Elderine`s arena at night, with bodyguards at the sides and lights everywhere, as well as a huge banner that clearly states "Tonight: Neoshaman Live"*

Archer guy: This is so rad!
Cleric girl: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I can`t believe this is happening!
Mage girl: Neither did I! I had to spend all my savings to get the tickets!
Fighter dude: Why did you? They were free...
Mage girl: You don`t get what fanatism`s all about...
Another cleric girl: And look, I got one of the first 50 tickets! It came with a plushie! *Pulls out a Neoplushie*
Archer guy: Rad! I heard that if you press his belly he says "Please don`t curse"
The same cleric girl as before: Oh, but this is the edition that says "Level doesn`t matter"! I`m so excited, when does it begin?
Guy in starting clothes: Tickets pl0x
The first cleric girl, not the second one: I hope you can settle with a buff
Guy in starting clothes: Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *A bodyguard comes and takes him away gently*
Fighter dude: Wow, and the security`s so tight...
Mage girl: Figures, spamming during a gig wouldn`t be funny at all...
Archer guy: Rad! The queue`s moving!
Fighter dude: Mind if you stop saying "Rad"?
Archer guy: Sorry...

-- Some minutes later... (Who am I kidding, a couple of hours later...)--

Neo: *Appears on stage wearing a fiery red and white cape and holding a microphone* La li hoooooooo----!! Thanks for coming everyone!! How are you doing today---!!?
Mage girl: Kyaaaaaa-----!! There he is!
Archer guy: Ra--! *Notices the fighter glaring* I mean, cool!!
Neo: I`m glad to hear that, Apoline!! I really wanted to thank you all for coming here to see me today! And I know you all want to hear my latest hit song, "Baby got buff", but before that, we`ll start with this song from my early concerts back in the 80s!
Fighter dude: No way! He`s gonna sing "I ran from the mob"!
Archer guy: Ugh, how can you like that one?
Fighter: Shut up man, it`s a classic!
Neo: So, here we go...!! Sparkiiiiiiiiing...!!

I RAN FROM THE MOB
(Music from: I ran - A flock of seagulls)


I walked along the Goblin Camp
I never thought I´d pull a mob like you
Pull a mob like you
With Captains, Mages, and even Procks
The kind of Procks that make me wanna puke
They make me wanna puke

And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn´t get away

A light appears above my head
A cleric heals me and I can´t type "Thank you"
I just can´t type "Thank you"
The mob is moving nearer still
The gate to Vine Tomb slowly comes in view
The gate now comes in view

And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn´t get away

Reached for my mouse to click the gate
I´m using pots and nonstop pressing Q
And nonstop pressing Q
In Vine Tomb I find lots of Hobs
I get on Hobby and hope I can get through
I hope I can get through

And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn´t get away

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TRIVIA: The song "I ran" was used in the US as the opening theme for Saint Seiya (Knights of the Zodiac for some of you out there, haha), but performed by Bowling For soup. Pegasus ryu sei keeeennnn---!!
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PostSubject: Re: Neoshaman`s mighty concert!   Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:58 pm

After two or three comments on that one, some dropped a "lol", others weren`t very encouraging, I was itching to have a second go, I was far from giving up! I was gonna get laughter out of that server even if I needed to beat it out of them!

Ah, a tough audience, huh? Hm, let`s see if this one gets you in the groove~

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*As Neo`s singing the first song, the crowd in front of the stage at Elderine`s arena sings along wildly, while some others just listen attentively*

Tough fighter guy: Hey, this is good... *Follows with head*
Archer gal: Meh, i didn`t even want to come here...
Tough fighter guy: But baby, you said you wanted...
Archer gal: Well, but now I don`t want, okay?
Tough fighter guy: Baby, what`s wrong?
Archer gal: Everything just sucks, I have school early tomorrow, i have like 3 assignments I didn`t prepare yet, but they`re so darn easy I`ll have them done in 5 minutes, and there`s so many stairs at school, and so many windows at my house, and can you just stop asking, please?! *Moves away as he follows, puzzled*
Mage girl: Geez, what`s up with those too?
Fighter dude: Who cares? This song is figgin` sweet!! *Jumps in the place waving his left arm back and forth*
Archer guy: Hey man, that fighter dude was tougher than you, he was, like, totally rad!
Fighter dude: *Stops jumping* Man, I`m warning you...
Archer guy: Wowow, wait a second! Listen carefully... *They both stay silent and listen to people passing by*
Kou: Dude, that`s like, so totally rad, man... *Puffs on a cigarette, yeah, cigarette*
Ghosty: Rad dude! Rad... *Makes the horn sign with his hand and lifts it impetuously*
Boo: Radtastic! *Bangs head slowly*
Archer guy: ... see?
Fighter dude: ... you win this time! *Goes back to jumping, resentful* Aw great, you made me miss the ending!

-- The song finishes, and Neo steps to the front of the stage, mic in hand --

Neo: Thank you! Thank you so much, Apoline, you rock!!
Cleric girl: Omigosh, he said Apoline...!! That`s where we play...!!
Mage girl: Of course he said that, that`s where he plays too, he has never been on any other server...
Cleric girl: Yeah, I know, but...
Neo: Apoline is the greatest...!!
Cleric girl: ZOMG HE SAID IT AGAIN!!! *Jumps waving her Neoplush*
Mage girl: *Sigh* Yay, Apoline
Neo: Wafflez! Cookiez! Pancakes! Cupcakes! Tacos! Bubs! Mudkipz! *The crows goes wild after hearing their favourite offtopic materials being mentioned*
Another cleric girl: Oh my god, i love Wafflez!
Mage girl: Wha...? How did he know I really like Cookiez?! Kyaaa!!
Archer guy: Pancakes are, like, so pretty friggen` raaaad...!!
Mage dude, known as lostantihero: I think I might still like Bubs...
Fighter dude: *Thoughtful* And i heard, from a reliable source, that I, indeed, like Mudkipz...
Neo: *Thinks* Heh, all goes as planned... *Shouts* Losty, you`re the man! And now Apoline, it`s time for my second song!! I want to dedicate this one to all the hot blooded fighters in Fiesta----!!
Fighter dude: HELLZ YEAH!!
Tough fighter dude: Oh yeah!! Can we hear this one before leaving?
Archer gal: Hmph...
Neo: Sooooo, here we go! You gotta sing along, aye! I wannaaaaaaa----!!

I WANNA MOCK
(Music from: I wanna Rock - Twisted Sister)


I wanna Mock! (Mock!)
I wanna Mock! (Mock!)
I want to Mock! (Mock!)
I wanna Mock! (Mock!)

"Rest a while" you say
Well all I gotta say to you when you tell me when to rest
I say "No!"
No! No, no, no!
"Don´t pull more" you say
Well all I gotta say to you when you tell me not to pull
I say "No!"
No! No, no, no!
So if you ask me why I like the way I grind
There´s only one thing I can say to you

I wanna Mock! (Mock!)
I wanna Mock! (Mock!)
I want to Mock! (Mock!)
I wanna Mock! (Mock!)

There´s a feelin´ that
I get from pullin´mobs and there ain´t nothin´ in the world
That makes me go!
Go! Go, go, go!
Make me invincible
I´ve waited for so long so I could Devastate these guys so
Let´s go!
Go! Go, go, go!
Even if healed I feel the damage shootin´ through me
There´s nothin´ else that I would rather do

I wanna Mock! (Mock!)
I wanna Mock! (Mock!)
I want to Mock! (Mock!)
I wanna Mock! (Mock!)

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TRIVIA: Twisted Sister`s actually my favourite band, so watch what you say, `cause I ain`t gonna take it! ^^D
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PostSubject: Re: Neoshaman`s mighty concert!   Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:37 pm

Lol.


Razz XD

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PostSubject: Re: Neoshaman`s mighty concert!   Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:22 am

OMG love it

The convs with the fans, and the songs are awesome

I wanna mock *snickers*
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PostSubject: Re: Neoshaman`s mighty concert!   Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:53 am

They were groovy Very Happy. The fans talking were like totally rad...

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PostSubject: Re: Neoshaman`s mighty concert!   Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:27 pm

o.o

I wanna mock xD
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PostSubject: Re: Neoshaman`s mighty concert!   Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:35 am

Hahaha, I wanna mock! xD
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PostSubject: Re: Neoshaman`s mighty concert!   Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:18 am

Its a shame.... I'm no fighter, but that like my brothers like totally like favourite song coz he like so like those words after I like totally like showed them to him!

He now like sings them in his sleep...

Brother: I wanna Mock, Mock, Mock, Mock, Mock...."
Dad: Shut up boy, some people don't like your singing!"
Me: Shut up dad i'm trying to dream of Anton!"
Mean while over at Anton's house;

Antie's Bro: Lalalalalalalala I ran so far away
Anton: Shut up i'm trying to dream of Alys!

(Anton was randonly selected from hat.... full of his name....)

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